Tragedy? Uh, no

Harry was walking downt he hall,

Taking care not to fall,

Over bodies in his way,

Fainting girls; EVERY DAY!!

He marched on, unimpressed

Dobby'd just had his robes re-pressed

He smoothed down a tiny crease,

Couldn't he have a moments peace?!

Irritated, he pushed on

Where the hell was bloody Ron?

His potions still needed work

After all he'd done for the stupid jerk!

Then he bumped into something gross,

Percy, standing much too close

" No running Potter, you know that"

" mehmehmehmehmehmeh, you ugly prat"

Then he hit him with a curse

" Hahahahaha, sorry 'Perce' "