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Chapter 3
"Ahhh." yelled a voice.
Matt and Jez walked around a tree and saw Kana running straight at them at WWS. She ran into a tree and the tree fell down.
"Ouch." groaned Kana.
She staggered to her feet and walked towards them.
"What's wrong?" asked Jez.
"This guy with coconuts came out of Nowhere. Look there he is!!"
She pointed through the trees at.a Patsy look alike.
"Ohhh.That's Slapsy be careful he likes to slap his coconuts." Stated Patsy.
And indeed he did. Matt, Kana and Jez followed the coconut beater till he went behind a tree.
"Where did he go?" asked Jez.
"Why was he banging his coconuts?" asked Kana.
Matt feeling he must ask something asked:
"Why is poop brown?"
"Hey this is where he came out of!! Nowhere!" stated Kana.
She looked around for a second then she grabbed a branch and pulled down. The side of the tree disappeared and a sign appeared that looked like this:
NoWhere Open 24 Hours v
"See he came out of NoWhere." Said Kana as she started to walk down the stairs under the tree.
Matt looked at Jez and shrugged. They followed Kana down the stairs. When Matt and Jez got to the bottom they were surprised to see a neon sign over a brightly lit doorway. It read:
Welcome to NoWhere From Here You Can Go Somewhere or Elsewhere! Open 24 Hours Not Open on Taco Tuesday
"Interesting." Matt said as he raised his eyebrow.
"Indeed." Replied Jez.
With that they entered NoWhere. The first thing they noticed was the bar, but the second thing they noticed was Kana flirting with an obviously drunk man. Matt and Jez walked over to Kana. As they got near Matt noticed a sign over the mans head. It read:
Beware: Town Drunk v
"Kana we have to go." Matt said.
"Why?" asked Kana.
Matt pointed to the sign.
"Okay, lets go." she said after reading it.
They walked a short distance and they stopped to talk.
"He was nice."
"Who was?"
"Jorge."
"Who?!"
"The Town Drunks name is Jorge."
"Ohhh.Okay."
"He gave me this." Kana showed Matt and Jez a piece of paper.
"What does it say on the top?"
"It says the Trojan Hippo."
"The Trojan Hippo."
"Jez!! We could use the Trojan Hippo to get into that castle."
"You know that just might work."
Three hours later the Hippo was outside the castle door. The door opened and it was wheeled in.
"Yeah, we're in!!"
"It worked!!"
"Good thing we remembered to get in."
"Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this?"
"Now that you mention it."
Jez never finished, while the three had talked the Hippo had been put on a catapult and the same catapult had just thrown the Hippo.
"I think we're in the air." said Matt.
"Ahhh." screamed Jez and Kana
"Abandon Hippo!!!" yelled Jez.
As a group they jumped out and fell. And fell some more. And since there was nothing better to do they fell some more.
The Town Drunk was on the ground under them.
"Hiccup.It's a bird.Hiccup.It's a plane.Hiccup.No wait it's the girl from the bar."
With that Jez, Matt and Kana landed on him.
"Hicc.Ouch!!"
"Wow, good thing Jorge was there to break our fall." Said Kana as she goggled at him.
"Good thing he was to drunk to fell any pain." Said Matt as he spotted a paper bag with a bottle in it.
"Ya, good thing. Normally I would bet that he would pass out from pain." Stated Jez.
"Ya, instead he passed out from drinking to much." Said Matt, as Jorge passed out.
Well that's all. We have great news the next chapter will be written by Jez, who until now has yet to write a single thing in a Wacko fic. So look forward to that.
~Kana, Matt, Jez~
Chapter 3
"Ahhh." yelled a voice.
Matt and Jez walked around a tree and saw Kana running straight at them at WWS. She ran into a tree and the tree fell down.
"Ouch." groaned Kana.
She staggered to her feet and walked towards them.
"What's wrong?" asked Jez.
"This guy with coconuts came out of Nowhere. Look there he is!!"
She pointed through the trees at.a Patsy look alike.
"Ohhh.That's Slapsy be careful he likes to slap his coconuts." Stated Patsy.
And indeed he did. Matt, Kana and Jez followed the coconut beater till he went behind a tree.
"Where did he go?" asked Jez.
"Why was he banging his coconuts?" asked Kana.
Matt feeling he must ask something asked:
"Why is poop brown?"
"Hey this is where he came out of!! Nowhere!" stated Kana.
She looked around for a second then she grabbed a branch and pulled down. The side of the tree disappeared and a sign appeared that looked like this:
NoWhere Open 24 Hours v
"See he came out of NoWhere." Said Kana as she started to walk down the stairs under the tree.
Matt looked at Jez and shrugged. They followed Kana down the stairs. When Matt and Jez got to the bottom they were surprised to see a neon sign over a brightly lit doorway. It read:
Welcome to NoWhere From Here You Can Go Somewhere or Elsewhere! Open 24 Hours Not Open on Taco Tuesday
"Interesting." Matt said as he raised his eyebrow.
"Indeed." Replied Jez.
With that they entered NoWhere. The first thing they noticed was the bar, but the second thing they noticed was Kana flirting with an obviously drunk man. Matt and Jez walked over to Kana. As they got near Matt noticed a sign over the mans head. It read:
Beware: Town Drunk v
"Kana we have to go." Matt said.
"Why?" asked Kana.
Matt pointed to the sign.
"Okay, lets go." she said after reading it.
They walked a short distance and they stopped to talk.
"He was nice."
"Who was?"
"Jorge."
"Who?!"
"The Town Drunks name is Jorge."
"Ohhh.Okay."
"He gave me this." Kana showed Matt and Jez a piece of paper.
"What does it say on the top?"
"It says the Trojan Hippo."
"The Trojan Hippo."
"Jez!! We could use the Trojan Hippo to get into that castle."
"You know that just might work."
Three hours later the Hippo was outside the castle door. The door opened and it was wheeled in.
"Yeah, we're in!!"
"It worked!!"
"Good thing we remembered to get in."
"Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this?"
"Now that you mention it."
Jez never finished, while the three had talked the Hippo had been put on a catapult and the same catapult had just thrown the Hippo.
"I think we're in the air." said Matt.
"Ahhh." screamed Jez and Kana
"Abandon Hippo!!!" yelled Jez.
As a group they jumped out and fell. And fell some more. And since there was nothing better to do they fell some more.
The Town Drunk was on the ground under them.
"Hiccup.It's a bird.Hiccup.It's a plane.Hiccup.No wait it's the girl from the bar."
With that Jez, Matt and Kana landed on him.
"Hicc.Ouch!!"
"Wow, good thing Jorge was there to break our fall." Said Kana as she goggled at him.
"Good thing he was to drunk to fell any pain." Said Matt as he spotted a paper bag with a bottle in it.
"Ya, good thing. Normally I would bet that he would pass out from pain." Stated Jez.
"Ya, instead he passed out from drinking to much." Said Matt, as Jorge passed out.
Well that's all. We have great news the next chapter will be written by Jez, who until now has yet to write a single thing in a Wacko fic. So look forward to that.
~Kana, Matt, Jez~