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Chapter 5
Matt woke up and looked around. It was nighttime and the last thing he remembered was.William Tell.Jez style. The three were laying on the ground around a small a small campfire. There was a bucket of water a short distance away from the fire. Matt looked from Jez to the water and then to the fire and back again. An evil grin slowly crept across his face.
* * *
Matt was awoken an hour later by a disgusted growl. He sat up and looked over towards Jez and started to laugh.
"Someone wet her bed!" Matt yelled out through fits of laughter.
"Shut up!! Someone did this to me!!"
She glared at Matt.
"You." she growled out as she lunged at him. They rolled around together as Jez tried to choke him. They were interrupted by the now awake Kana.
"Would you two get a room?!"
They stopped rolling around and Jez backed away still glaring at him.
"Where did Jorge go?"
"Who?"
"The Town Drunk.he was sleeping." Kana trailed off.
Matt and Jez gave her an odd look.
"He was sleeping near me."
"Right.either way I don't know where he went." Stated Jez.
"We should get going.where are Patsy and company?" questioned Matt as he looked around for them.
"Right here boss."
"Where did you come from?"
"NoWhere."
"Which is where?"
"NoWhere."
"Did we already go through this?"
"Yes, sir I believe we did."
"Anyways.we must continue the search for the village idiot." Matt looked around for a second then lead the way off through the woods.
After an hour of walking through the woods, Jez and Kana were questioning Matt's sense of direction.
"Matt we've been walking for an hour and we haven't seen a single thing." Jez complained.
"I've seen trees." Kana stated as her eyes lit up.
"Ohh.Ohh.I've seen that look before she just got an idea."
"Did not." She grinned and walked by Jez and Matt.
"Anyways, I think we're lost Matt."
"We are not.I know exactly where we are." Matt stated with utmost confidence.
"Then where are we?" Jez questioned him.
"We are.we are.right here."
"And right here is.?"
"Right here."
"Which is where?"
"Here."
"When?"
"Now."
"Which is when?"
"Then."
Patsy and company bobbed their heads back and forth trying to follow the conversation. Had it not been for a load thud up ahead their necks would have become very sore indeed.
"Kana?"
The gang ran along through the woods searching for the blond wonder. They found her plastered to a large board next to a path.
"Kana?"
They heard an unintelligible answer spew forth from Kana. Matt and Jez carefully pealed her off of the board and set her down on the ground.
"What happened Kana?"
"I walked into that stupid board."
"I know where we are!" Matt exclaimed.
"We're here I know that but where is here?!" Jez growled out.
"Castle TicTac."
"Castle TicTac? If this follows the movie at all then wouldn't that be Castle Anthrax."
"No." Matt pointed at the sign "Castle TicTac."
"Ohh.Copyright Laws?"
"Umm.hmm.So I'm guessing this Castle isn't filled with fair maidens." Matt pouted.
"Well let's check it out anyways." Jez marched up the path and towards the large door. The others looked at each other and having no better idea's followed Jez to the door.
After knocking they waited for someone to answer.
Two hours later Matt was reaching to knock on the door for what must have been the 500 hundredth time when the door finally yawned open.
"Hello sorry that took so long. There are a lot of doors so it took some time to figure out where the knocking was coming from."
"No proble." Matt was interrupted as a blur raced past him and grabbed the man holding the door open.
"What the?!"
"He's Russian!!" Kana squealed.
Matt and Jez looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Umm.we all are."
"We? You mean there's more of you!!!"
"Yes, hundreds of us all alone in this castle."
"Any women?" Matt inquired.
"Unfortunately, no."
"Hmmm.must get lonely."
"We get along. Anyways please join us for a feast."
After the feast and Kana getting every Russians signed picture they were taken to their rooms. Kana and the squires had all been shown to their rooms and Eugenie was showing Jez and Matt to their rooms.
"Here's your room." He said as he opened a door.
The two blinked in shock.
"Ours?" they asked together.
"Yes, we only have a few empty rooms."
"No.No.I will not share a room with him." Jez sputtered out.
"She would kill me in my sleep."
"You two don't like each other?"
"NO!!" they both yelled.
"Ohh.well she kept punching you, and I thought that meant you liked each other."
"Umm.no.Have him switch with Kana."
"Alright. I will make the switch then."
After the bedroom incident was solved the group went to sleep. In the morning before they set out they asked Eugenie if he knew where they could find the Village Idiot.
"I do not know but if you ask the wise man that some call Tom he might know."
After drawing a detailed map on how to get there he sent them on their way.
Well all that's it for now! Sorry, it's taken so long to get a new chapter finished but we promise that we'll be better about it from now on.
~Kana, Matt, Jez~
Chapter 5
Matt woke up and looked around. It was nighttime and the last thing he remembered was.William Tell.Jez style. The three were laying on the ground around a small a small campfire. There was a bucket of water a short distance away from the fire. Matt looked from Jez to the water and then to the fire and back again. An evil grin slowly crept across his face.
* * *
Matt was awoken an hour later by a disgusted growl. He sat up and looked over towards Jez and started to laugh.
"Someone wet her bed!" Matt yelled out through fits of laughter.
"Shut up!! Someone did this to me!!"
She glared at Matt.
"You." she growled out as she lunged at him. They rolled around together as Jez tried to choke him. They were interrupted by the now awake Kana.
"Would you two get a room?!"
They stopped rolling around and Jez backed away still glaring at him.
"Where did Jorge go?"
"Who?"
"The Town Drunk.he was sleeping." Kana trailed off.
Matt and Jez gave her an odd look.
"He was sleeping near me."
"Right.either way I don't know where he went." Stated Jez.
"We should get going.where are Patsy and company?" questioned Matt as he looked around for them.
"Right here boss."
"Where did you come from?"
"NoWhere."
"Which is where?"
"NoWhere."
"Did we already go through this?"
"Yes, sir I believe we did."
"Anyways.we must continue the search for the village idiot." Matt looked around for a second then lead the way off through the woods.
After an hour of walking through the woods, Jez and Kana were questioning Matt's sense of direction.
"Matt we've been walking for an hour and we haven't seen a single thing." Jez complained.
"I've seen trees." Kana stated as her eyes lit up.
"Ohh.Ohh.I've seen that look before she just got an idea."
"Did not." She grinned and walked by Jez and Matt.
"Anyways, I think we're lost Matt."
"We are not.I know exactly where we are." Matt stated with utmost confidence.
"Then where are we?" Jez questioned him.
"We are.we are.right here."
"And right here is.?"
"Right here."
"Which is where?"
"Here."
"When?"
"Now."
"Which is when?"
"Then."
Patsy and company bobbed their heads back and forth trying to follow the conversation. Had it not been for a load thud up ahead their necks would have become very sore indeed.
"Kana?"
The gang ran along through the woods searching for the blond wonder. They found her plastered to a large board next to a path.
"Kana?"
They heard an unintelligible answer spew forth from Kana. Matt and Jez carefully pealed her off of the board and set her down on the ground.
"What happened Kana?"
"I walked into that stupid board."
"I know where we are!" Matt exclaimed.
"We're here I know that but where is here?!" Jez growled out.
"Castle TicTac."
"Castle TicTac? If this follows the movie at all then wouldn't that be Castle Anthrax."
"No." Matt pointed at the sign "Castle TicTac."
"Ohh.Copyright Laws?"
"Umm.hmm.So I'm guessing this Castle isn't filled with fair maidens." Matt pouted.
"Well let's check it out anyways." Jez marched up the path and towards the large door. The others looked at each other and having no better idea's followed Jez to the door.
After knocking they waited for someone to answer.
Two hours later Matt was reaching to knock on the door for what must have been the 500 hundredth time when the door finally yawned open.
"Hello sorry that took so long. There are a lot of doors so it took some time to figure out where the knocking was coming from."
"No proble." Matt was interrupted as a blur raced past him and grabbed the man holding the door open.
"What the?!"
"He's Russian!!" Kana squealed.
Matt and Jez looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Umm.we all are."
"We? You mean there's more of you!!!"
"Yes, hundreds of us all alone in this castle."
"Any women?" Matt inquired.
"Unfortunately, no."
"Hmmm.must get lonely."
"We get along. Anyways please join us for a feast."
After the feast and Kana getting every Russians signed picture they were taken to their rooms. Kana and the squires had all been shown to their rooms and Eugenie was showing Jez and Matt to their rooms.
"Here's your room." He said as he opened a door.
The two blinked in shock.
"Ours?" they asked together.
"Yes, we only have a few empty rooms."
"No.No.I will not share a room with him." Jez sputtered out.
"She would kill me in my sleep."
"You two don't like each other?"
"NO!!" they both yelled.
"Ohh.well she kept punching you, and I thought that meant you liked each other."
"Umm.no.Have him switch with Kana."
"Alright. I will make the switch then."
After the bedroom incident was solved the group went to sleep. In the morning before they set out they asked Eugenie if he knew where they could find the Village Idiot.
"I do not know but if you ask the wise man that some call Tom he might know."
After drawing a detailed map on how to get there he sent them on their way.
Well all that's it for now! Sorry, it's taken so long to get a new chapter finished but we promise that we'll be better about it from now on.
~Kana, Matt, Jez~