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Chapter 6

About an hour later Jez and Matt realized that something wasn't right. They were in the middle of a clearing trying to figure out which way was north.

"That way is North." Stated Jez as she pointed to her right.

"No, judging by the moss on this tree, that way is north." He pointed the opposite direction.

"What does moss have to do with anything?"

"Well...I...it just does okay."

"We're lost again aren't we?"

"No...I know exactly where we are." He said as he looked down at their map.

"Where?"

"Right here."

"Ohh...no not this again." She glared at him. "I told you we should have asked that lady with the cat which way to go, but noooo you know where we are. What is it with men and asking for directions?"

"Fine lets ask for directions." Matt started to look around for someone to ask.

"We're in the middle of a forest there's no one to ask you idiot!"

"I knew that..."

"Kana which way do you think we should go?" Jez said as she turned around.

But Kana wasn't behind her.

"Umm...where's Kana." Asked Jez.

"I thought she was right behind us."

They started to back track towards the entrance to the clearing when a bush on their right began to shake.

"Kana is that you?" asked Matt timidly.

As the bush parted and Matt saw what was coming through he fainted. Jez screamed and ran away only to hit her head on a low branch, which knocked her unconscious. A large shadow loomed over their still bodies.

Meanwhile, back at Castle TicTac Kana was spending some quality time with Eugenie by the lake.

"Ohh...Eugenie it's so big." Cooed Kana.

"I know." Eugenie responded.

"And so shiny."

"I try to wax it everyday."

"How fast can you go?"

"As fast as you want."

"Ohh..."

"Could you help me roll this off?"

"Sure thing." Kana said as she walked over to stand by Eugenie.

She helped him crank the boat down into the water and then they both clambered on board and set off on their picnic.

Jez shook Matt roughly to wake him up but when that didn't work she slapped him on the face. He jolted straight upward and looked at her.

"Ouch that hurt!" he exclaimed.

"Ohh...shut up you pansy. I didn't hit you that hard."

"I can feel the imprint in my skull!"

"Does he always complain like this?" boomed a voice from behind them.

"Yes." Responded Jez as Matt picked himself off the ground.

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do."

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do."

"SHUT UP! I want to get this scene done with so I can have lunch." Stated the voice.

Matt looked over at the rather large figure. He had two heads resting on his shoulders.

"Alright, who are you?" ask Matt.

"We are the Knights Who Say Knee!"

A deer that had been wandering peacefully through the clearing thudded to the ground.

"Hmm...the Knights Who Say Ni. This is one of the best parts of the movie."

"No, not Ni. Knee..." the Knight tried to explain.

A hawk that had happened to be flying over head let out a screech and fell out of the sky.

"Knee...as in the knee on my leg."

Two panda's who were getting particularly friendly in a nearby bush both made odd noises and fell on top of each other.

"Yes, Knee not Ni."

A large toad croaked.

"Ohh...okay." Said Matt finally comprehending.

"Now, where were we..." The two headed man pulled out a script. "Ahh...yes, here we are. We, that is us three."

"Three? But there's only two of you." Pointed out Jez.

"No, there's three of us."

"Where's the third head then?" asked Matt.

"He didn't get quite as nice a spot as us. Come on now wake up down there!" the Knight slapped his thighs together.

Matt and Jez looked down at the mans legs and saw a head slip out from under the Knights skirt thing.

"What have I missed?"

"It's our scene you imbecile!" screamed the other two heads.

"Well you don't have to yell."

"Alright, what we the Knights Who Say Knee," A mosquito that had been about to bite them bit the big one. "demand that you bring us panties."

Matt and Jez looked at them in disbelief.

"Panties? What the heck do you need panties for?"

"Well you see head number three has been complaining about how rough the conditions are down there so we figure some soft silky panties would soften things up a bit."

Matt and Jez just stared at them.

"What's in it for us?" asked Matt warily.

"If you get us the panties we won't kill you."

"Well that sounds reasonable..."

"And we'll even lead you to Tom."

"Wow...that's a good deal. Jez give him your panties."

Matt's second imprint was bigger then the first. Matt and Jez walked off into the forest looking for some unused panties.

"I don't see why you couldn't have given them yours." Complained Matt.

Jez raised her hand ominously.

"However, I'm sure we'll find some just lying around her somewhere." Matt said hastily.

They walked around randomly for about half hour before exiting into another clearing. They both stopped they were in a large parking lot.

"You've got to be kidding me." Groaned Jez.

They looked across the enormous parking lot at the even bigger Wal Mart (To readers: please note we do not own. To Wal Mart: Please don't sue us for using your name. Look at it this way you're getting free advertisement.)

"It's even a SuperCenter!" exclaimed Matt as he rushed towards the door.

Three hours later they came out laden with bulging bags of panties.

"Wow, I can't believe that took so long." Matt said as he looked at his watch.

"Well when you try on every pair in the store." Grumbled Jez.

"I wanted to make sure head number three had the silkiest ones available." Matt explained.

"Whatever." Jez said rolling her eyes.

Roughly a half hour later they came meandering into the clearing where the Knights Who Say Knee were.

"Wow...that's a lot of panties." They exclaim as they rummaged through the bags.

"Just out of curiosity why didn't you guys just go and buy some?" asked Jez

"We have a reputation. We can't be see buying panties. Now I believe we had an agreement. We will now take you to Tom."

"That's great but you see we were traveling with some other people and they're all missing."

"No we aren't sir." Patsy said.

"Where have you been?" questioned Matt.

"NoWhere of course."

"Again...Anyways, we're still missing Kana."

There was a loud scream heard from above and Kana fell from the sky. Closely followed by Jorge. They landed with a soft thump in the pile of panties.

"Ewww..." Kana cried as she climbed out of the undergarments.

"I'm home!" shouted Jorge as he bounded through them. (To this day no one is exactly sure what Jorge meant by this.)

"Where were you?" Jez asked Kana.

"I was still at Castle TicTac with Eugenie."

"How did you get here?"

"Well Eugenie and I were out on his huge boat when Jorge appeared out of NoWhere. He was in a drunken stupor and knocked Eugenie from the boat. Before we could rescue him a whale surfaced under us and blew water from it blow hole. We were launched into the air."

"Ohh...then where's the..." started Matt but a loud thud was heard behind them as the boat landed on the bush hiding the aforementioned panda's who had just regained consciousness and where resuming their frisk behavior. After an awkward moment the Knights Who Say Knee led them away to find Tom.

Well all we're sorry it's taken so long for a new chapter. We've had a lot going on what with graduating and such. gasp I know it's hard to believe. Hopefully, us being gradamated won't effect the Wacko fics or at least not the current one, and quite possibly not the next one or so since they were partially written and set in the high school environment. However, Kana will be moving away to college while Jez and I stay here and go to a local college. Though due to the fact that Kana will have email and such I don't see how that will affect the writing portion. Nevertheless, once this fic and the next one are finished we will be changing the setting so it reflects the new change in our environment. Don't worry, it will be relatively the same, yet different. If I can be any vaguer let me know. Granted I, Matt, haven't exactly run this by Kana, or Jez...Anyways, I'm just randomly babbling now so thanks for reading and please review. Ohh...and it is quite possible that I'll be uploading a new Wacko fic that one of our friends wrote all by himself...and it's longer too...really puts us to shame...and he finished in under a week or two...but first I have to check and see if it's alright for me to post it. Anyways, till the next chapter!

Kana, Matt, Jez