(A/N: Hey gang, here's chapter 2, the shopping trip from hell. The guys have to go shopping for baby stuff.
Will they live? Read and find out. R&R! Thanks to the person(s) who did!)
Chapter 2: The Shopping Trip from Hell
*Woods*
Jynsu- "Hey guys."
Kurama- "Uh, oh..."
Kayko- "What's the matter Kurama?"
Kurama- "I think I know what's going to happen."
Hiei- "What's gonna happen?"
Psyche- "Why, my dear Hiei, there is nothing to worry about..."
Yusuke- "Ok, now there's something to worry about..."
Girls- "SHOPPING SPREE!!!"
Guys- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Genkai's*
Shizuru- *hears* "They're in for it. I'll bet 10 bucks they don't come back alive."
Sakyo- *appears* "Well, I'd like to wager 20."
Genkai- "I got 30 down."
Kuwabara and Yukina- "We got 40 on their safe return."
Botan and Koenma- "We bet 50 on their return, BUT they'll be half-dead."
All- "Deal."
*Guys and Girls*
Kurama- "Do I have to go?"
Jynsu- "Yes, and I am driving us there. Everyone else will go in Kayko's car. We need our car for space..."
Kurama- "Just peachy..."
Kayko- "Here we are. Can you guys walk from here, get your car, and meet us back here?"
Jynsu- "Sure. Kurama, you can stay here if you wish."
Kurama- "Ok, thanks... But why can I take my red sports car?"
Jynsu- "Because I want my car driven, it's pretty..." *walks away*
Hiei- "Ok, what are we doing?"
Yusuke- "Yeah?"
Kurama- "The girls are taking us out shopping for our soon to be kids."
Hiei- "Damn..."
Yusuke- "Aw, hell..."
Kayko- "Oh, stop it!"
Jynsu- *speeds down the street in her orange convertible* "Hop in Kurama!"
Kurama- "No. You're a crazy driver."
Jynsu- "So? I have a license."
Kurama- *mumbles* "That should be revoked..."
Jynsu- *death glare*
Kurama- *hops in for his own safety*
Jynsu- "Kayko, we'll meet you at the mall in a few... seconds. BWAHAHA!"
Kayko- "Alright." *grin*
Hiei to Kurama- "Buckle Up."
Kurama- "Not even 3 belts would protect me from her wrath..."
Hiei- "Yes, I know... Hey!"
Jynsu- "What is it Hiei?"
Hiei- "Can I go with you instead of Kurama?"
Jynsu- *shrug* "Ok..."
Kurama- *telepathically* "Thank you Hiei."
Hiei- *telepathically* "You owe me..."
After Jynsu was speeding down the highway, and Hiei screaming out of pure excitement, they arrive at the
mall.
Hiei- "What a blast! Who's up for round 2?"
Jynsu- "Sorry, I'm driving Kurama home."
Hiei- "Damn..."
Kurama- *walks up* "Have fun Hiei?"
Hiei- "Indeed, very much so, thank you for asking."
Kurama and Jynsu- o_0'
Psyche- "Yes, and Kurama, Jynsu gets to drive you home."
Kurama- "NO! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT HOME ALIVE!" *panics*
Yusuke and Kayko- *walk up* "Let's go!"
Hiei- "Yusuke seems happy about this. What happened?"
Kurama- "She drugged him up."
Jynsu and Hiei- "Interesting..."
Kurama- "Well, let's get this over with."
*In the Store*
Kayko- "Oh...my...god!"
Yusuke and the other girls- "What is it Kayko?!"
Kayko- "Yusuke, you have to buy me this shirt!"
Yusuke- "Gee, well, ok..."
*Baby Section*
Yusuke- "Why do I have to carry evrything?!"
Kayko- "Because, you're the only guy."
Jynsu- "Hey, wait. Where the hell are Kurama and Hiei?"
Psyche- "I'll kill the damn guys!"
Jynsu- "We'll be back."
Kayko- "Yusuke, we need this crib. We need this shirt and this and this..."
Yusuke- *15 minutes later* -.- zzz
*Toy Department*
Hiei- "Kurama, we have to get outta here!"
Kurama- "I'm well aware of that Hiei."
Girl #1- "Wow, look who's in the toy department, Suichi." (A/N: Fangirls, gotta love em!)
Girl #2- "I want him as my plaything.
Girl #3- "And there's Hiei. I want him..."
Jynsu- *come from nowhere* "Back off you berzerko barbie dolls!"
Psyche- "Yeah, these are our men!"
Girl #4- "Your men my ass!"
Jynsu- "I'm gonna kick your ass in a minute!"
Girl #2- "Bring it on, wannabe!"
Kurama and Hiei- *eating popcorn and watching* "Oh no she didn't..." *prep voice and snapping fingers together*
Psyche- "Ju wanna take 'is ou'side?"
Girl #1- "Bring it bitch!"
*Outside*
Hiei- "Take 'em down Psyche!"
Kurama- "Get 'em Jynsu!"
Gang- *walk up* "What the hell?"
*after the girls beat the hell outta the fangirls*
Jynsu- "That was fun."
Psyche- "Hmph! Wannabe!"
Together- "We won! Woo!"
So after a full afternoon of shopping, two full trunks, and one full backseat, the gang makes it home to friends.
After Kurama had to get over the fact Jynsu nearly killed him while driving, they make it home fully intact.
Sakyo- "So, you guys made it?"
Kurama- "Yep."
Hiei- "We're all gonna high-tail it home."
Shizuru- "Ok, we'll see you guys later."
All shoppers- "Bye!"
Shizuru- "DAMNIT! I lost the bet!"
Sakyo- "Crap, me to..."
Genkai- "Damn..."
Botan and Koenma- "Aw, hell..."
Kuwabara and Yukina- "You guys owe us. We won!"
Everyone else- *mumbles* "Bastards..."
(A/N: I hope you enjoyed the cat fight. What I thought of was too graphic. Use your imagination's to think of the most gruesome
scene without any death. Thanks! I hope all of the readers are enjoying this. R&R for the next chapter.
No reviews, no dice. Thanks! {EACE!)
Will they live? Read and find out. R&R! Thanks to the person(s) who did!)
Chapter 2: The Shopping Trip from Hell
*Woods*
Jynsu- "Hey guys."
Kurama- "Uh, oh..."
Kayko- "What's the matter Kurama?"
Kurama- "I think I know what's going to happen."
Hiei- "What's gonna happen?"
Psyche- "Why, my dear Hiei, there is nothing to worry about..."
Yusuke- "Ok, now there's something to worry about..."
Girls- "SHOPPING SPREE!!!"
Guys- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Genkai's*
Shizuru- *hears* "They're in for it. I'll bet 10 bucks they don't come back alive."
Sakyo- *appears* "Well, I'd like to wager 20."
Genkai- "I got 30 down."
Kuwabara and Yukina- "We got 40 on their safe return."
Botan and Koenma- "We bet 50 on their return, BUT they'll be half-dead."
All- "Deal."
*Guys and Girls*
Kurama- "Do I have to go?"
Jynsu- "Yes, and I am driving us there. Everyone else will go in Kayko's car. We need our car for space..."
Kurama- "Just peachy..."
Kayko- "Here we are. Can you guys walk from here, get your car, and meet us back here?"
Jynsu- "Sure. Kurama, you can stay here if you wish."
Kurama- "Ok, thanks... But why can I take my red sports car?"
Jynsu- "Because I want my car driven, it's pretty..." *walks away*
Hiei- "Ok, what are we doing?"
Yusuke- "Yeah?"
Kurama- "The girls are taking us out shopping for our soon to be kids."
Hiei- "Damn..."
Yusuke- "Aw, hell..."
Kayko- "Oh, stop it!"
Jynsu- *speeds down the street in her orange convertible* "Hop in Kurama!"
Kurama- "No. You're a crazy driver."
Jynsu- "So? I have a license."
Kurama- *mumbles* "That should be revoked..."
Jynsu- *death glare*
Kurama- *hops in for his own safety*
Jynsu- "Kayko, we'll meet you at the mall in a few... seconds. BWAHAHA!"
Kayko- "Alright." *grin*
Hiei to Kurama- "Buckle Up."
Kurama- "Not even 3 belts would protect me from her wrath..."
Hiei- "Yes, I know... Hey!"
Jynsu- "What is it Hiei?"
Hiei- "Can I go with you instead of Kurama?"
Jynsu- *shrug* "Ok..."
Kurama- *telepathically* "Thank you Hiei."
Hiei- *telepathically* "You owe me..."
After Jynsu was speeding down the highway, and Hiei screaming out of pure excitement, they arrive at the
mall.
Hiei- "What a blast! Who's up for round 2?"
Jynsu- "Sorry, I'm driving Kurama home."
Hiei- "Damn..."
Kurama- *walks up* "Have fun Hiei?"
Hiei- "Indeed, very much so, thank you for asking."
Kurama and Jynsu- o_0'
Psyche- "Yes, and Kurama, Jynsu gets to drive you home."
Kurama- "NO! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT HOME ALIVE!" *panics*
Yusuke and Kayko- *walk up* "Let's go!"
Hiei- "Yusuke seems happy about this. What happened?"
Kurama- "She drugged him up."
Jynsu and Hiei- "Interesting..."
Kurama- "Well, let's get this over with."
*In the Store*
Kayko- "Oh...my...god!"
Yusuke and the other girls- "What is it Kayko?!"
Kayko- "Yusuke, you have to buy me this shirt!"
Yusuke- "Gee, well, ok..."
*Baby Section*
Yusuke- "Why do I have to carry evrything?!"
Kayko- "Because, you're the only guy."
Jynsu- "Hey, wait. Where the hell are Kurama and Hiei?"
Psyche- "I'll kill the damn guys!"
Jynsu- "We'll be back."
Kayko- "Yusuke, we need this crib. We need this shirt and this and this..."
Yusuke- *15 minutes later* -.- zzz
*Toy Department*
Hiei- "Kurama, we have to get outta here!"
Kurama- "I'm well aware of that Hiei."
Girl #1- "Wow, look who's in the toy department, Suichi." (A/N: Fangirls, gotta love em!)
Girl #2- "I want him as my plaything.
Girl #3- "And there's Hiei. I want him..."
Jynsu- *come from nowhere* "Back off you berzerko barbie dolls!"
Psyche- "Yeah, these are our men!"
Girl #4- "Your men my ass!"
Jynsu- "I'm gonna kick your ass in a minute!"
Girl #2- "Bring it on, wannabe!"
Kurama and Hiei- *eating popcorn and watching* "Oh no she didn't..." *prep voice and snapping fingers together*
Psyche- "Ju wanna take 'is ou'side?"
Girl #1- "Bring it bitch!"
*Outside*
Hiei- "Take 'em down Psyche!"
Kurama- "Get 'em Jynsu!"
Gang- *walk up* "What the hell?"
*after the girls beat the hell outta the fangirls*
Jynsu- "That was fun."
Psyche- "Hmph! Wannabe!"
Together- "We won! Woo!"
So after a full afternoon of shopping, two full trunks, and one full backseat, the gang makes it home to friends.
After Kurama had to get over the fact Jynsu nearly killed him while driving, they make it home fully intact.
Sakyo- "So, you guys made it?"
Kurama- "Yep."
Hiei- "We're all gonna high-tail it home."
Shizuru- "Ok, we'll see you guys later."
All shoppers- "Bye!"
Shizuru- "DAMNIT! I lost the bet!"
Sakyo- "Crap, me to..."
Genkai- "Damn..."
Botan and Koenma- "Aw, hell..."
Kuwabara and Yukina- "You guys owe us. We won!"
Everyone else- *mumbles* "Bastards..."
(A/N: I hope you enjoyed the cat fight. What I thought of was too graphic. Use your imagination's to think of the most gruesome
scene without any death. Thanks! I hope all of the readers are enjoying this. R&R for the next chapter.
No reviews, no dice. Thanks! {EACE!)