Disclaimer: Don't own Jimmy Neutron, don't sue me, you won't get much, yadda yadda yadda…
An interview with… Jimmy Neutron!
Spiral: Hi, and welcome to today's show. With us today is the famous Jimmy Neutron from Retroville… (silence in the audience)
Spiral: And he brought his dog Goddard as well! (audience starts cheering)
Spiral: (when cheering has died down) Anyway, howdy to you Jimmy, thanks for taking the time to join us today.
Jimmy: Did… Did you just say "Howdy"?
Spiral: Um… *looks at cue guy*
*cue guy person shrugs shoulders*
Spiral: Um… Anyway, first question, to… Jimmy, (audience groans) how did you come up with the idea of shaping your hair like a large acorn?
Jimmy: _ MY HAIR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A LARGE ACORN!
Spiral: ^_^;; I can see we're rather… Sensitive, on this matter… Anything to say Goddard? (audience cheers)
Goddard: (comes up on screen which is read out by mechanical voice) When Jimmy was younger, he was often bullied, being so smart and all, and saw some squirrels up in a tree. They all seemed to get on really well together, he thought, so he wanted to tempt them down to play with him, so he shaped his hair like and acorn. End of story.
Spiral: ^_^;;; OK, that guy has serious issues… And how long has his hair been like that?
Goddard: Three years?
Jimmy: OK, that's it! No extra-crunchy lug nuts for YOU tonight. *sulks*
Goddard: Aww… *whimpering puppy mood*
Goddard: *turns on puppy dog eyes*
Jimmy: Must… Not… @_@
Goddard: I feel weally sad that I don't get my extra crunchy lug nuts.
Jimmy: AH! Just have them! *throws lug nuts on the floor*
Goddard: And the mechanical dog wins round 312335454356 *ten minutes later* 17857.
Spiral: @_@
Jimmy: *asleep in chair*
Spiral: *jerks out of it* Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah… Jimmy, in the episode where you created the love potion *sweat drop from Jimmy and blushing* do you think you would have thrown up if you had actually kissed Cindy?
Jimmy: Umm… Yeah! Of course I would…
Spiral: Are you SURE about that?
Jimmy: _
Goddard: *opens mouth and Jimmy's voice starts speaking* night watch, day 42 *projects image of Jimmy asleep in bed*
Jimmy: *in projection in sleep* Cindy. No, don't touch that… It will BOOM! Yeah… Yah yah… Me lovey biiiiiiiiiiiiiiirds appppeeeeeeeeeeear… Go… Away… No! Come back! Cindy, not you! NO! You'll never take her alive! You'll have to get through me! AH! *screams*
Jimmy: *wakes up in projection* *rubs eyes* Wha? Goddard! Sleep mode! Gr… Stupid dog…
*end projection*
Jimmy: *gets screwdriver and de-activates Goddard*
Audience: Aww!
Spiral: ^_^; So, Jimmy, what are your.. Um… Views on…Um…
Some random person in the audience: CINDY!
Spiral: Yes, what are your views on Cindy.
Jimmy: Who's Cindy? What's Cindy? I don't know any Cindy! *blushing*
Spiral: *one eyebrow raised* Cindy… Vortex?
Jimmy: Oooh… Her. She's just annoying.
Spiral: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Yes
Spiral: Are you sure, sure?
Jimmy: Yes…
Spiral: Are you absolutely sure?
Jimmy: YES!
Spiral: If you don't like her then why are you getting so wound up?
Jimmy: ;;_;; Because you're annoying me.
Spiral: Am I?
Jimmy: Yes
Spiral: Really, am I?
Jimmy: Yes…
Spiral: Really?
Jimmy: FOR THE LAST TIME YES!
Spiral: Oh… Sorry… Do you forgive me?
Jimmy: Yes- hey wait… SHUT UP!
Spiral: OK… *sits and looks at cue cards for a long time without saying anything*
Jimmy: Umm… You can say something now if you want…
Spiral: YAY!
Jimmy: ^_^;;
Spiral: Anyway, it's Cindy's birthday coming up soon, (A/N: I know it probably isn't, I'm just saying this to make conversation) are you gonna get her a present?
Jimmy: No, why would I?
Spiral: Aww… Why not?
Jimmy: Because I don't like her
Spiral: She likes you
Jimmy: Are you supposed to be imitating cupid?
Spiral: No, I'm just reading these cue cards, anyway, why aren't you gonna get her a present?
Jimmy: No!
Spiral: Seriously, she DOES like you.
Jimmy: ¬_¬
Spiral: she DOES!
Jimmy: OK, if you're so convinced, I would like to see some data to support this hypothesis.
Spiral: Umm… OK…
Jimmy: Well…
Spiral: Well, you know the incident involving the love po-
Jimmy: Shut up.
Spiral: The love po-
Jimmy: Shut up!
Spiral: The love potion!
Jimmy: JUST SHUT UP!
Spiral: @_@
Jimmy: _
Spiral: OK, I think we could cut to a break round about here, join us after the commercials
^_^