Spiral: Hi! Welcome back everybody! (audience is silent)
Spiral: With us now are Jimmy's best friends, Carl and Sheen, hi Carl and Sheen, welcome to the show.
Sheen: Ultralord says HELLO! *waves an Ultralord doll in front of the camera*
(everyone in audience starts cheering)
Carl: Umm… Hi… *whispers behind hand to Spiral* You know… I get kinda nervous in front of cameras…
Spiral: ^_^; That's OK, just pretend they aren't there.
Sheen: Yeah Carl, you can just pretend it's another one of Jimmy's stupid inventions.
Carl: Oh… OK… Do we get to see any Lamas on this show?
Sheen: Carl, stop being such a dufus- we're not going to the petting zoo til TOMORROW.
Carl: Oh yeah…
Spiral: ^_^; OK, perhaps some time today we should get round to asking some questions-
Sheen: Do my feet smell bad?
Carl: Do we get pizza after the-
Sheen: What does the word interrupt mean?
Spiral: Guys-
Sheen: Do you want to see my Ultralord beach towel-
Spiral: GUYS! @_@
(Carl and Sheen stare at her)
Spiral: This is an interview- I ask the questions, not you.
Sheen: Why?
Spiral: @_@
Carl: Umm… Sheen, perhaps we should let this weird person ask us some questions…
Spiral: Thank you, OK, first question-
Carl: Wow Sheen! That's a great bath towel!
Sheen: Hey- it's a BEACH towel, but thanks, it a special edition with a screenshot from episode number-
Spiral: GUYS! _
Sheen: What? Gees, chill out lady.
Carl: Yeah, here, do you want to try one of my "chill out" pills?
*holds out jar*
Spiral: ^_^; I'll pass on that one thanks…
Spiral: Anyway, first question: OK, I assume that you know that your lives are on show… In a television series and a movie… and possibly a second?
Carl: Yeah…
Sheen: Like yeah, we're not stupid or nothing.
Spiral: So I was wondering, are the episodes scripted, or do cameras just follow you round a lot?
Carl: Well… *sees camera* Hi Jimmy's useless invention!
Sheen: Well, if there was a script I never read it, and neither did Ultralord! *pulls out an Ultralord figure*
Spiral: So are you really like how you appear on camera?
Carl: I don't really like cameras, so I always act stupid and- *catches sight of camera* Ah! *screams* *hides under Sheen's Ultralord towel*
Sheen: Stop being such a wuss Carl, it's just a camera! *Pokes camera lens*
Cameraman: Hey! *Glares at Spiral*
Spiral: That… Wasn't my fault… Anyway, what do you think about… Cindy and Libby?
Sheen: she is cooooooooooooooooooooooool! Almost as great as Ultralord!
Spiral: Who is?
Sheen: My queen Libby!
Carl: You know, sometime I think that maybe you just have a really small, tiny crush on Libby.
Sheen: *blushing* NEVER!
Carl: Oh, I guess not then, sorry.
Sheen: That's OK Carl, Ultralord forgives you!
Spiral: OK, what about Cindy?
Sheen: Oh, Jimmy loooooooooooooooves her.
Spiral: Really?
Sheen: Yeah, Ultralord told me so!
Carl: And he has loads of pictures of her.
Sheen: Yeah, but he only uses them to test out his girl-eating plant.
Carl: Yeah, well he knows it works, so why does he still have the pictures?
Sheen: I dunno, let's ask Ultralord! *pulls out a ball with Ultralord on it*
Sheen : Does Jimmy love Cindy? *throws the ball in the air*
*doesn't catch it*
*Carl picks it up*
Carl: It says: all signs point to yes.
Sheen: Jimmy got a girlfriend!
Spiral: yeah, but there are different kinds of love…
Sheen: Shut up girly, we're trying to find something to laugh at! *Pouts* Spoilsport
Spiral: Sowwy…
Sheen: *picks up the ball* OK then, does Jimmy want Cindy to be his girlfriend?
*throws the ball in the air*
*catches*
Sheen: Answer unclear, ask again later
(a few seconds pass)
Carl: Do you think it's later enough yet?
Sheen: Does Jimmy want Cindy to be his girlfriend?
*throws ball*
*hits Spiral on head*
Spiral: _
Spiral: Undoubtedly.
Carl: Undoutbaballyally what?
Spiral: Answer to Sheen's question: Undoubtedly.
Sheen: Oh cool! Ha! Now Jimmy DOES have a girlfriend!
Spiral: You know, I don't really think-
Sheen: I've got it all figured out, I'LL be the Best man, and YOU can be maid of honour, see, that's completely fair.
Carl: Why do I have to be the maid of honour?
Sheen: Because, YOU would look really great in a pink puffy dress, with loads of frills, and loads of pouch thingies…
Carl: Hey yeah… But who would be that religious guy?
Sheen: the religious guy?
Carl: The guy that talks for ages and then says: you may kiss the bride, and then they try to eat each other's faces.
Sheen: Oh, HIM, that's gonna be Ultralord.
Carl: Do you really think that Jimmy will let Ultralord be the religious guy that joins him and Cindy in holy matararararararamony?
Sheen: Who's the best man?
Carl: You are-
Sheen: So who gets the first say.
Carl: I don't think it works like-
Spiral: ^_^; OK, now can we stop taking about Jimmy and Cindy's wedding?
Sheen: Ph! You're just jealous cuz you're not invited.
Spiral: Aww…
Sheen: Aww, don't be sad- you can come if you want.
Spiral: YaY! Hug!
Sheen: *hugs*
Spiral: YaY!
Spiral: OK, now is probably a good time to cut to a commercial, cuz I can't think of anything else worth saying. Join us again after the break.
^_^