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Spiral: Hey! Welcome back! With us now is… Libby! (audience goes mad, lots of whistling)
Libby: *shy wave* Hi everyone…
(audience still cheering)
Spiral: If we could- if you could just-
(audience cheers even louder)
Spiral: ¬_¬
Spiral: SHUT THE @!#& UP!
(everyone silent)
Spiral: OK, sorry about that, had to get you to calm down though.
Spiral: anyway, with us now is Libby, star of Jimmy Neutron (cheering) ¬_¬ I KNEW I shouldn't have said that…
Libby: OK calm down girlfriend! Mellow!
Spiral: *deep breaths* OK… I'll calm…
Spiral: OK, Libby, first question, what the HELL is going on with you and Sheen?
Libby: Me and Sheen? I don't know what you mean girlfriend!
Spiral: Suuuuuuuuuuure you don't ^_~
Libby: Girlfriend…?
Spiral: We've already interviewed Jimmy… And Carl and Sheen…
Libby: OK, I follow so far girlfriend!
Spiral: We asked Carl and Sheen what they thought of you and Cindy…
Libby: what they been saying about me and my girlfriend? If it's anything bad, they gonna get a slap.
Spiral: ^_^; Well, that really depends what you consider "bad"
Libby: What did they say?
Spiral: Well…
Libby: Tell me! *looks scary and holds up fist*
Spiral: Eek! OK, but don't shoot the messenger.
Well, Sheen says he liked you almost as much as Ultralord…
Libby: Only almost as much as?! Boy, he is gonna get one big slap when I get outta here! Sometimes I really think he could be gay…
Spiral: HUH?!
Libby: *crying* He'd always chose Ultralord over me, and I'm his girlfriend…
Spiral: You are?!
Libby: oops… Perhaps you haven't seen the third movie yet…
Spiral: The thir-
Libby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Spiral: Aww… *pulls out big tub of chocolate ice cream* Here girlfriend.
Libby: *sniff* Thanks girlfriend… Umm… Can I have a spoon?
Spiral: ^_^; Knew I'd forgotten something…
*someone off stage throws a spoon. It hits Spiral on the head*
Spiral: @_@ Why do things keep hitting me on the head?
Libby: *takes spoon*
Libby: Turn around…
Spiral: *turns around*
Libby: *takes a sign off Spiral's back* OK girlfriend, I found your problem- you had this stuck on your back. *holds up sign saying: frow fings @ me*
Spiral: Hmm… I can't imagine when that could have happened… *thinks back to Sheen hugging her*
Spiral: O.o Oops.
Libby: oops what?
Spiral: Nothing… Anyway, perhaps we should ask some more questions before everyone decides to disappear and leave me rambling on my own. Kinda like that.
Spiral: So… Umm… Yeah, another thing Carl and you-know-who mentioned was that Jimmy and Cindy liked each other- they started planning their wedding…
Libby: Oh really?
Spiral: Yeah, you-know-who was best man, and Carl was maid of honour.
Libby: ^_^; Cindy aint gonna like THAT.
Spiral: Hmm… So what do you think?
Libby: Huh?
Spiral: what do you think about Jimmy and Cindy?
Libby: Oh! Well, Cindy's always like: I so don't like Jimmy, and I'm like: you so do!
Spiral: right… So you think they DO like each other?
Libby: What are you? Nuts? They obviously LOVE each other… And they do make a kinda cute couple really… But my Cindy only deserves the best!
Spiral: *nods head* *pretends to know what Libby's talking about*
Libby: But Cindy doesn't think Jimmy likes her, so she won't tell him. I mean, I think it's pretty dang obvious that Jimmy likes her too- (audience starts cheering and someone holds up a poster with a picture of Cindy in a wedding dress with the caption: Cindy Neutron underneath)
Libby: WOW! Cindy looks so great like that!
Spiral: Hmm… She does, yeah, anyway another question: in fact… Why don't we take some questions from the audience? OK… *points at some random member of the audience*
R.M.O.T.A: Yeah, hi mom! I'm on the telly! *waves madly at camera*
Spiral: ¬_¬ *points at some OTHER random member of the audience*
R.M.O.T.A: OK, hi Libby, hi Spiral, Libby, I was wondering, do you still have that Ultralord figure Sheen gave you on Valentine's day?
Audience: awww!
Libby: *nudges bag under chair with foot* No way! That thing was disgusting!
Spiral: Hey, can I have some of this ice cream please?
Libby: sure girlfriend!
Spiral: Thanks ^_^ *points at some other random member of the audience*
S.O.R.M.O.T.A: Um… Yeah, uh, Libby, do you act differently around cameras?
Libby: Well, I don't really notice them- at school, the camera men usually hide inside bins, or behind the mirrors in the toilets, or in the toilet roll tube…
Spiral: HUH?!
Libby: so it's kinda like the school CCTV cameras really…
Spiral: How do they hide in a small cardboard tube? Just out of interest.
Libby: You REALLY don't want to know…
Spiral: I really do…
Libby: *looks scary and shakes fist* NO YOU DON'T
Spiral: *gulp* Yes Ma'am.
Libby: *points at ANOTHER random member of the audience*
A.R.M.O.T.A: Yeah, hi and all that, hi spiky-
Spiral: it's SPIRAL _
A.R.M.O.T.A: Hi Libby, my question is, do you think that Cindy and Jimmy will get together?
Libby: *starts to speak*
A.R.M.O.T.A: We know that you think they like each other, but do you think either one of them will get the courage to tell the other how they really feel?
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^_~