OK, before I start the next interview- I just wanna say thanks to: *takes deep breath* ahhelga, aydarosio, Princess Plankton, stevetheloser, Cindy Neutron and fanjimmy for reviewing- you guys rock.
Sorry for not updating- I… Um… *tries to think of a good excuse* I know, I got kidnapped by a robot named… Umm… Bonder, right, and he took me 1000 years into the future, where I worked as a delivery girl, with Fly, Keela, Voidberg, Lamy, Flermes, Bonder and Prof. Farmsworm… OK, I get the feeling that I'm not fooling anyone, so I'll just get on with… Umm.. Oh yeah, the interview ^_^; Sorry… Short memory…
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Jimmy Neutron, but some day- some day I will! You'll see- Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *gets dragged off in a straight jacket*
Spiral: Hey everyone, welcome back, thanks for joining us again. With us now is… Cindy!
(audience cheers)
Cindy: Hi!
Spiral: Hi Cindy, welcome to the show, glad you could make it.
Cindy: Oh, it was no trouble… *Smiles at camera*
Spiral: *clears throat*
Cindy: Sorry…
Spiral: No problemo, anyway, first question, the book you're always writing in, is that a diary of some sort? Or is it a book of poetry dedicated to… Someone.
Cindy: _ It's not a book of poetry! But yes, it IS a diary, and NO ONE is allowed to read it.
Spiral: Can I see it?
Cindy: no.
Spiral: Damn… Ah well, worth asking… Next question, what do you think is going on with Libby and Sheen, just out of curiosity…
Cindy: Well, I'm guessing you haven't seen the third movie yet- if you had, you'd know, trust me.
Spiral: Yah, Libby mentioned the Third Movie, can you tell us what happens?
Cindy: Stuff.
Spiral: Huh?
Cindy: Stuff happens…
Spiral: Well, yah, but what kind of "stuff"?
Cindy: If I told you that we wouldn't make any money when the movie went out.
Spiral: Well can you give us a hint?
Cindy: OK, yeah, Jimmy completely messes up, Libby and Sheen get locked in a room together for a few days, Carl gets locked in a petting zoo with llamas, and I end up wearing purple flurp and Jimmy's coat.
Spiral: ^_^; That sounds… Interesting…
Cindy: Ha! Yeah…
*Awkward silence*
Spiral: So, I don't wanna offend you or anything, but what is it that's so great about Nick?
Cindy: It's just that he's so dreeeeeeeeeamy and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute and big and strong-
Spiral: And out of reach…
Cindy: _ He is NOT out of reach- I have a VERY good chance of getting together with him- who asked you anyway.
Spiral: No one, no one, but don't you think you could go for someone… Else?
Cindy: and who, exactly, is "someone else"?
Spiral: *mock thoughtfulness* Hmm, I wonder… Who could Cindy have a crush on… Hmm…
Cindy: And before you say Nerdtron-
Spiral: Ah, just what I was thinking, you took the words right out of my mouth.
Cindy: Huh?
Spiral: You just ADMITTED that you have a crush on Jimmy.
Cindy: No I DIDN'T!
Spiral: Yes you DID!
Cindy: DID NOT!
Spiral: DID SO!
Cindy: DID NOT!
Spiral: DID SO!
Cindy: DID NOT!
Spiral: If you don't like him then why are you getting so worked up?
Cindy: I'M NOT GETTING WORKED UP GOD DAMNIT!
Spiral: O.O; I seem to have touched a nerve…
*awkward silence*
Spiral: Anyway… You know the time when Jimmy and Co. started up that band for the talent contest…
Cindy: Yeah…
Spiral: How DID you and Libby learn to dance like that?
Cindy: Well, I've been sent to military camp every summer since I was two, and I thought, heck, military training, dancing, can't be that different, so I just tried it…
Spiral: And how did it go?
Cindy: Well… At the time, I was wearing some heavy boots, and… I kinda put my foot through the floor of the school auditorium's stage…
Spiral: O.O;
Cindy: *laughing madly* It was soooo funny when the drama teacher came in- he screamed in this really high pitched voice and started crying, right, and then he pulled out a pink flowery handkerchief to wipe away the tears *breaks down laughing*
Spiral: O…K…
Cindy: Hey! I'm not done yet!
Spiral: Oh… Sorry…
Cindy: *Laugh* Anyway, right, he had just got out this flower thing, when his class of sixth graders walked in! They all started laughing, and she shouted at them for being so inconsiderate, and not caring about how hurt he was… *breaks down laughing*
Spiral: Done?
Cindy: No… OK, so then, he starts his drama class, and it's all about loud noises for some stupid reason, so this gothic girl with really heavy metal boots, starts stamping across the stage and puts ANOTHER hole in it, only this time it was BIGGER! *breaks down laughing*
Cindy: So, he told me and this girl to stay behind, after school, so we did, and we spent the whole time watching him talk on the phone to his mom, and crying, with the pink flowery handkerchief! *Breaks down laughing*
Minute later…
Cindy: OK, I'm done now…
Spiral: O.O; O…K… That was… Different… Anyway, perhaps another question…
Cindy: OK, but first, can I have a drink please?
Spiral: Sure ^_^ *throws can of Purple Flurp*
Cindy: Thank you *opens can at arm's length*
Spiral: Hey wa- *gets soaked by Purple Flurp* _
Cindy: Oops. Sorry… *giggles*
Spiral: Grr…OK, next question, why do you constantly call Jimmy names and whatever? Is it because you really hate him?
Cindy: I do NOT feel obliged to answer that
Spiral: Or is it… That really you like him… And you just want his attention…
Cindy: I've had just about enough of this *throws can of Purple Flurp at Spiral*
*walks up to camera*
*puts hand on camera lens*
*jerks it violently to the right*
*viewers see Cindy storming off the right side of the stage*
Spiral: O.O *covered in Purple Flurp*
*Interviewee has just walked out on the interview*
Spiral: O.O; We'll… Be… Right… Back… *runs off the left side of the stage*
*falls over in the process of doing so*
*slides across the floor and stops in view of the camera*
*cuts to commercials*
