Howdy doo da day! Spiral here for another interview, and this time I actually have some sort of excuse for not updating in ages- My monitor went bye bye on me, and faded out every 6 seconds, for a while, til I got a new one.
Anyway, Got another interview for you right here, and I wanna say thanks to everyone that reviews -
Spiral: HEY EVERYBODY! We're back from our... Extended vacation… Heh heh… Our show didn't get cancelled- of course not…
Spiral: Anywho, with my now is Libby, for the continuation of the interview we started… A long time ago, so, Libby what you been up to over the past however long it's been?
Libby: Oh, you know, this and that girlfriend- I just got the new Mardy Dudes CD!
Spiral: O.O How nice for you.
Libby: Hey girlfriend! Don't knock it til you've heard it. ( puts headphone in Spiral's ear )
Spiral: That's AWFUL how can you listen to that?!
Libby: Hey girlfriend, I don't like you dissing my Mardy Dudes CD- if you got a problem with that, you take it up with ME.
Spiral: O.O Wow… It really IS easy to wind her up.
Libby: What?!
Spiral: Anyway, the last question asked to you was: do you think Cindy and Jimmy will ever actually get together, or do you think they'll just hide their feelings?
Libby: Yeah yeah! ( waving arms in air in time to the music ) one add seven is you and me! Four and nine to the power of nine is me multiplied by yooooooooou.
Spiral: O.O
Libby: Sorry girl, d'you say something?
Spiral: Umm.. No, of course not, anyway, we asked this to Cindy… WHAT is so great about Nick?
Libby: ( beads of sweat running down her face ) He's so… Umm… ( tries to read something that was written on her hand before she came on stage, but has now been washed off by sweat ) Screeeeaaamu and ( squinting ) Parachuuuuuuuute, and he wears a wig, and a thong!
Spiral: You know, I'm not gonna ask how you found that out…
Libby: Hey! It was CINDY who told me what to say and wrote it on my hand! ( holds up hand and all to be seen in a blur of ink )
Spiral: And so… WHY was Cindy telling you what to say?
Libby: Oh crap… ( more beads of sweat ) I mean, she didn't TELL me, she just… Just… Helped me think of answers to the questions you asked her! Yeah, that's right!
Spiral: And… Why did Cindy think that I would ask you the same questions as I asked her?
Libby: How should I know, you ask her in her next interview.
Spiral: OK I will do.
Libby: Fine by me girlfriend! ( starts fanning herself with her CD case )
Spiral: OK… Interview… Right, OK Libby, boxers or briefs?
Libby: None, I prefer to feel a healthy breeze around my- Hey, wait, isn't that a question for… Oh I dunno… GUYS?
Spiral: O.O; Oops… Wrong card… ( see Spiral shuffling cards around in front of her ) Oh OK, here we go, Libby, do you think that maybe Carl has feelings for Cindy?
Libby: What?!
Spiral: Well, you know the day when you were running for class president, and you went round visiting houses, and you went to Carl's?
Libby: Eugh, yeah…
Spiral: Well, after you walked off, Cindy gave Carl a dollar, shook hands with him and winked…
Libby: O.O
Spiral: And then he said, with a big grin on his face, why are you winking at me? Do you like me?
Libby: O.O
Spiral: And Cindy said yes!
Libby: ( faints )
Spiral: Oops… I was only joking… Uh oh…
( Two paramedics run onto the stage and pick up Libby and put her on a stretcher )
( On the way out, one of the paramedics trips over a chair and is knocked out, so more paramedics are called )
( After ten minutes, all unconscious bodies have been removed from the stage )
Spiral: Perfect! Well, do we have anyone else ready for an interview?
( She looks to the side of the stage where a man wearing a headset and holding a clipboard is standing )
( Man shakes head )
Spiral: O.O OK, we seem to be having slight… Technical difficulties… please stay right here while I go and track down someone else to hold host- I mean- interview…
