Disclaimer: ( insert disclaimer here )
( See a dark stage, and a layer of smoke floats in around the ankles. Suddenly, a spotlight is turned on, and viewers see a dark shape. As the light brightens, slightly, viewers see that it is Spiral. Viewers also see Carl and Jimmy sitting in chairs on the stage )
Spiral: Greetings, mortals, and welcome to my show.
Carl: ( tries to whisper to Jimmy, but his microphone is too sensitive ) hey Jimmy, she sounds all differenty… Do you think there's something wrong?
Spiral: ( anime fall ) --;
Jimmy: No Carl, she was trying to build suspense… It just didn't work. In future, might I suggest that-
Spiral: No, we want to get this show finished TODAY if possible.
Jimmy: But really- it's a simple and quick-
Spiral: Not interested…
Jimmy: Fine.. ( sulks )
Spiral: So guys, welcome back, how you both been since last time?
Carl: Oh, I've been good- I went to the petting zoo, and I saw a little baby llama wearing a party hat with a streamer sticking out of its-
Spiral: And how have YOU been Jimmy?
Jimmy: ( muttering ) I've been fine..
Spiral: You don't sound so sure..
Carl: Oh, Jimmy's just in a bad mood cuz Sheen told Libby, who told Brittany ( sp? ) who told Nick, who told… ( ten minutes and a lot of names later ) who told Ms. Fowl, who told Cindy, that Jimmy's poem was about her.
Spiral: hey wait.. WHAT poem? Is there something you're not telling me?
Jimmy: ( Glares at Carl )
Carl: Umm… No.. ( looks from side to side nervously )
Spiral: Come on… You can tell me.
Carl: Well Jimmy, seeing as you said the poem isn't about Cindy, can't we just tell Spiral that it was a love po- oops..
Jimmy: ( blush )
Spiral: Jimmy… You wrote Cindy a LOVE poem?!
Jimmy: ( blushing even more ) NO! It wasn't about her!
Carl: Then who was it about Jim?
Jimmy: Shut up Carl, you've already caused more than enough trouble today..
Spiral: Who was it about Jimmy?
Jimmy: ( Shouting ) No-one, OK! I didn't write any love songs about Cindy!
Everyone in audience and Carl and Spiral: O.O
Jimmy: ( blushing more ) I mean poems…
Some random member of audience: Play the song!
Spiral and Carl together: Yeah, play the song!
Jimmy: I don't have a guitar ( smug grin, as if this settles the matter )
Spiral: Hold on… ( Walks off stage, and walks back two minutes later with an acoustic guitar )
Jimmy: I can only play my own instrument ( another smug grin )
Spiral: ( whistles ) Goddard! Guitar please! ( a replica of Jimmy's guitar appears in front of him )
Jimmy: ( slowly taking guitar ) But I want you to remember, this song ISN'T about Cindy…
Spiral: OK! ( crosses fingers behind back )
Jimmy: ( singing and strumming ):
I think I'm in love…
Love, it feels so strange to me,
Only took one person to make me see,
Very strange feelings came to me, Of my…
Enemy…
Young of heart and young of soul,
Only she can make me whole,
Unlike the rest, she is the best, and I think I love her…
Could she look any better?
I think the answer is no..
Nobody knows, what she does to me,
Do you think even she knows?
You think even she knows?
Spiral: ( writing down lyrics as Jimmy sings, it's a slow song )
Very good with creative arts
Only girl who stops heart,
Really she'll never know,
Tell her, one day, maybe I will,
Every day, I'm a slave to what she makes me feel,
Xtraordinarily...
Spiral: ( eyes widen as she reads the words down the left hand side of the paper vertically )
Young of heart and young of soul,
Only she can make me whole,
Unlike the rest, she is the best, and I think I love her…
Love, it feels so strange to me,
Only took one person to make me see,
Very strange feelings came to me, Of my…
Enemy…
Maybe one day, I'll tell you
Eternally I'll pay,
Tomorrow you'll laugh,
Obnoxiously too,
Of course, I still love you…
Jimmy: ( finishes playing and blushes, putting down guitar )
Carl: (wipes tears from his eyes ) That was beautiful Jim..
IN THE GREEN ROOM
Sheen: ( headphones on ) I thought Jimmy was a GENIUS! That poem SUCKED!
Cindy: Yah, well, even "geniuses" aren't good at everything…
Libby: ( also wrote down the first letter of each line of the song, and gasps ) Girlfriend!
Sheen: I'm not your girlfriend!
Libby: Yeah well, I wasn't talking to you girlfriend- boyfriend- friend- ( blushing ) eh whatever…
ON STAGE
Spiral: ¬¬ You know, if you read the lines of that poem vertically, down the left hand side, it reads: I love you Cindy Vortex you love me too…
Jimmy: Coincidence!
Carl: Hey Jim, why are you blushing? I thought you didn't like girls yet…
Jimmy: Well if YOU'RE allowed to like Cindy, I think I am too!
Spiral: WHAT?!
Carl: ( looking edgily from side to side ) I never said I liked Cindy!
Jimmy: Well neither did I!
Spiral: Actually, you just di-
Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Spiral: OO
IN THE GREEN ROOM
( Sheen and cindy were too busy arguing themselves to hear any of the argument going on on-stage )
Sheen: He is NOT a doll, he's an ACTION FIGURE!
Cindy: Same dif Doll Boy
Sheen: He is NOT a doll, he's an ACTION FIGURE!
Cindy: They're the same thing, Doll boy
( argument repeats itself )
Libby: ( just sitting with headphones on, mouth open, staring at the screen )
MORE ON THE MAYHEM AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!