A/N: Sorry that it's been a while since I have written. I've been kind of busy.
Chapter 2: The Confusion Continues! (YES!)
Harry: (waking up) hmmm....all of a sudden I feel in the mood for Philipino food. Which is DELICIOUS, if I do say so myself.
Ron: Oh get over yourself! That was one night's dinner; there will be a lot more where that came from...
Harry: You mean we're going to have Philipino food all year round?
Ron: Yes.
Harry: I missed that memo.
Harry and Ron: Ki, ki, ki!
Harry: Okay, well what is our first class "oh great one"? Cough, cough SARCASIM!
Ron: Oh shut up!
Harry: And who is going to make me?
Ron: My fist!
Harry: Oh, okay. Just wondering.
Ron: Yeah whatever. You're just scared I am going to hurt you.
Harry: NO I AM NOT!!!
Ron: Whatever.
Harry: Bit moody are we? Like the watermelon dude's mom? When we blew a kiss at him?
Ron: Huh?
Harry: You know the watermelon dude.
Ron: Ummm no I don't.
Harry: Okay, whatever.
Ron: To answer your other question...Our first class is Seadoo Driving Lessons.
Harry: That is AWESOME!!!! But why...?
Ron: I don't know why don't you ask Snape?
Harry: Why would I ask him?
Ron: Hmmm...maybe because he is he Headmaster...
Harry: WHAT!?!?!?! SINCE WHEN!?!?!?!
Ron: Since forever...
Harry: I must be dreaming!!!
Ron: You are not dreaming. If you were dreaming, if I pinched you it would hurt. Let's find out shall we?
Ron pinches Harry.
Harry: OUCH THAT HURT!!!(A/N: psst it's a LIE!)
Ron: See? You're not dreaming!
Harry: Okay...
Harry: (to himself) Well if everything else in this dream is a lie I wonder if I have scar on my forehead.
Harry rushes to the mirror to find out...
Harry: THIS IS A DREAM!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A SCAR!!!
Ron hearing this goes to the mirror where Harry is...
Ron: Of course you don't. You never have had a scar...
Harry: I haven't?
Ron: NO!
Harry: I feel sick. I think I am going to go back to bed...
Ron: Okay...
(A/N: It is a Saturday)
Harry lays down and begins to dream in his dream...
To be Continued...(bum bum bum)