Disclaimer: "Mambo No. 5" was performed by Lou Bega and belongs to some record company, not me. Holes, or it's characters, don't belong to me either!!!
Tent D # 9
To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
One, two, three four five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the movie theater 'round the corner
The girls say they want see a flick
But I really don't wanna
Sappy movie like I saw last week
I'd rather see Holes, cause the guys ain't weak
I like X-Ray, Squid, Caveman, and Zero
Zig's the sexiest? Well, he's my hero!
So what can I do? I really gotta thank you Mr. Louis
The guys you made, we all write about 'em, but please don't sue us!
Such hot bods; they're all good
Let's all sing it
Come on Warden and swing it!
A little bit of X-Ray in my life
A little bit of Zigzag by my side
A little bit of Armpit's all I need
A little bit of Caveman's what I see
A little bit of Zero in the sun
A little bit of Squid all night long
A little bit of Magnet here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
Look up then down. He's five feet in the ground
Boots on his feet, and his eyes so round
Take one swing left and one swing right
Your shoveling moves are outta sight
Tap your shovel once, tap your shovel twice
And if you fall in your hole... hey you're doin it right!
A little bit of X-Ray in my life
A little bit of Zigzag by my side
A little bit of Armpit's all I need
A little bit of Caveman's what I see
A little bit of Zero in the sun
A little bit of Squid all night long
A little bit of Magnet here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
(Dig! Oooh, dig! Tent D # 9!)
Ha ha ha...
A little bit of X-Ray in my life
A little bit of Zigzag by my side
A little bit of Armpit's all I need
A little bit of Caveman's what I see
A little bit of Zero in the sun
A little bit of Squid all night long
A little bit of Magnet here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
I'd do all to fall in love with an boy like you
You dig your hole's side by side
When I saw your face, well you know I just died
Tent D #9!!!