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Micheal Jackson.
GryffindorGoddess28: No worries on the egg thing. So you think Remus loves Audrey huh? But does Audrey love Remus? We'll see, I plan on having a lot of twist and turns! :Evil laugh:
Nikki101:Yes, poor James!
zeldagrl436: Thanks for the review.
Cherry Chalk: Yes, I have noted that mistake. Its burned in my brain now! : )
Kali: Don't worry, its all right. I'm sure everyone has been pissed of once and a while. That was really mature of you to say sorry, and I am also sorry I made you feel bad. All's forgiven?
gherkin: Thanks. Yes, you supposed right! I am just going by the book for that part. ; )
Sparky: Thanks for the complement, yes I must say I do agree with you, but I wanted to give Lily a bit of a "wild child" persona. And without giving to much away, she'll kick the habit because its part of a transition that she goes through with a certain someone. :COUGH:James:COUGH: ; )
Here's Chapter 4: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lily and her friends walked into a horseless {well, not exactly horseless right? ; ) }carriage.
"Have you heard the new Michael Jackson record?" Jessica Dawn asked Lily and Audrey cheerfully.
"Umm. No." Audrey answered.
"You're really missing out, he is --
"Not our type." Lily butted in.
"When are you guys are to give up on this whole 'Lets be different "thing. Its really getting old." Jessica D. asked.
"When you can answer this question. What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Lily answered. Audrey nodded.
"Easy, well in order to for a chick to be born it has to be in an egg. But wait, a chicken has to produce the egg so...--
"See, you can't answer it.--
"No! I have it! Hold on!!" Jessica Dawn yelled out as Audrey and Lily stepped off of the carriage.
*~*~* When all the students were situated and the sorting was finished Dumbledore stood up to say some his usual announcements. Forest is forbidden ....blah blah......quidditch tryouts......blah blah....... new defense against the dark arts teacher....blah blah.
"Mmmm, beefy!" Jessica D. moaned as she dug into her spaghetti and meatballs. Lily and Audrey looked at her with disgust.
"That is totally barbaric." Lily commented. She then continued to eat her broccoli and cheese (YUMMY!!).
"Audrey I was thinking that we can go the sleep early this year. You know? So we don't have to be late to our first class, like we did the past 6 years? What do you think? Audrey? Hey Audrey!" Lily yelled and waved her hand in front of her friend's face. Lily turned around to see who she was staring at.
"Who is that?" Lily asked. They were now looking at a Ravenclaw, who was sitting by himself.
"A loner." Jessica D. answered.
"I meant what's his name." Lily said impatiently. Audrey still didn't come back from LaLa Land.
"Well, if my connections are right (Lily rolled her eyes) his name is Daniel Lovegood." Jessica D. said. Audrey finally came back to life.
"Lovegood, huh? How come we never saw him Lily?" Audrey asked.
"Well, he keeps to himself, doesn't he?" Lily answered finally turning her head to face Audrey. "So why are you so interested?" Lily asked with a knowing smirk.
"Because he is attractive." Audrey answered without shame.
"Why do you have to be so blunt? You take the fun out of everything." Lilly said as she threw a roll at her.
"What can I say? Something seems different about him. :sigh:" Audrey 'intended' to put her elbow on the table, but instead it landed in the Yorkshire pudding.
"Oh poop!" Audrey wailed as she franticly started to look for a napkin.
"Need this?" Someone from behind asked her. She turned around and saw that it was Remus Lupin with his well pressed robe, his own house tie on, and short perfectly groomed hair. He had a napkin in his hand.
"You didn't sneezed in that did you?" Audrey asked eyeing it cautiously?
"No." Remus answered uncomfortably.
"Did you spit in it?"
"No."
"You wiped your sweat off it?"
"No."
"I know, I know, you cleaned your ear with it right? Audrey asked
"No, I was just trying to be nice, seeing your predicament. But your just wasting my time." Remus snapped. He dropped the napkin and left obviously frustrated. Once he was gone Audrey picked up the napkin and cleaned off her elbow.
"Yup, works every time." Audrey said triumphantly.
Lily laughed." What a yuppie! 'I was just trying to be nice' " Lily mocked. Jessica D. on the other hand was giving them a disapproving look.
"Boo whoo! 'Your wasting my time'. What a drama queen!" Lily said.
"Lily?" Jessica D. asked.
"What?" Lily replied.
"Shut up." And with that Jessica D. left the table.
"What's up with her?" Lily asked.
"I reckon she thought you were a bit mean." Audrey shrugged.
"Yea, I guess so. I have to go, I have a meeting with Professor Dumbledore." Lily said.
"All right. Leave me by my lonesome." Audrey said with mock hurt. Lily smirked and left.
Audrey was licking off the rest of the pudding that was left on her shoulder when someone sat down across from her. She looked up and immediately wanted to kill herself.
~*~ Lily walked over to Dumbledore who was sitting with the teachers.
"You wanted to see me Professor?" Lily asked.
"Right you are Ms.Evans. Why don't you go with Mr.Potter to my office? He knows where it is and the password. I'll meet you in a few minutes, this pudding is just too delicious to pass up." Dumbledore winked and smiled.
'Mr.Potter? He can't possibly mean James is HeadBoy .'Lily thought. She saw James leaning against the wall, bored from what she can tell. She walked up to him.
"Potter." Lily said.
"Yes, You Evans?" James asked with mild interest. He wasn't even looking at her while she talked. This annoyed Lily. "That's nice." James muttered.
"Professor Dumbledore told me that we have to wait in his office."Lily said
"Did he?" James asked still not looking at Lily.
"Yes," Lily muttered through her teeth. 'Who did this guy think he was?' And without warning James took off. Lily didn't even notice he was gone.
"Are you coming?" James asked. He was in the middle of the marble staircase. Lily clenched her fist.
"You should have told me you were going!" Lily yelled out from the bottom of the staircase. James rolled his eyes.
"Well, you should have told me you weren't going to the meeting." James replied coolly.
"I didn't even know you were HeadBoy."
"Who said I was?" James replied.
"WHAT? If your not HeadBoy then why am I wasting time on you?" Lily asked.
"Relax it was just a joke. Lighten up." James said as he turned a corner.
"I don't have time to lighten up." Lily retorted.
"Yeah, I can tell by looking at your hair. Don't you comb it? Geez, I thought girls take care of themselves." James said. Lily blinked.
"You did not just say that!"
"I think I did."
"You have no right to talk to me like that. You barely know me! And as for my hair, it wouldn't talk. A porcupine is softer than your hair." Lily snapped back at him.
"Sugar Quill." James said to the gargoyle. James motioned for Lily to go in.
"Ladies first." Lily said then motioned James to go in. James smirked then walked through.
GryffindorGoddess28: No worries on the egg thing. So you think Remus loves Audrey huh? But does Audrey love Remus? We'll see, I plan on having a lot of twist and turns! :Evil laugh:
Nikki101:Yes, poor James!
zeldagrl436: Thanks for the review.
Cherry Chalk: Yes, I have noted that mistake. Its burned in my brain now! : )
Kali: Don't worry, its all right. I'm sure everyone has been pissed of once and a while. That was really mature of you to say sorry, and I am also sorry I made you feel bad. All's forgiven?
gherkin: Thanks. Yes, you supposed right! I am just going by the book for that part. ; )
Sparky: Thanks for the complement, yes I must say I do agree with you, but I wanted to give Lily a bit of a "wild child" persona. And without giving to much away, she'll kick the habit because its part of a transition that she goes through with a certain someone. :COUGH:James:COUGH: ; )
Here's Chapter 4: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lily and her friends walked into a horseless {well, not exactly horseless right? ; ) }carriage.
"Have you heard the new Michael Jackson record?" Jessica Dawn asked Lily and Audrey cheerfully.
"Umm. No." Audrey answered.
"You're really missing out, he is --
"Not our type." Lily butted in.
"When are you guys are to give up on this whole 'Lets be different "thing. Its really getting old." Jessica D. asked.
"When you can answer this question. What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Lily answered. Audrey nodded.
"Easy, well in order to for a chick to be born it has to be in an egg. But wait, a chicken has to produce the egg so...--
"See, you can't answer it.--
"No! I have it! Hold on!!" Jessica Dawn yelled out as Audrey and Lily stepped off of the carriage.
*~*~* When all the students were situated and the sorting was finished Dumbledore stood up to say some his usual announcements. Forest is forbidden ....blah blah......quidditch tryouts......blah blah....... new defense against the dark arts teacher....blah blah.
"Mmmm, beefy!" Jessica D. moaned as she dug into her spaghetti and meatballs. Lily and Audrey looked at her with disgust.
"That is totally barbaric." Lily commented. She then continued to eat her broccoli and cheese (YUMMY!!).
"Audrey I was thinking that we can go the sleep early this year. You know? So we don't have to be late to our first class, like we did the past 6 years? What do you think? Audrey? Hey Audrey!" Lily yelled and waved her hand in front of her friend's face. Lily turned around to see who she was staring at.
"Who is that?" Lily asked. They were now looking at a Ravenclaw, who was sitting by himself.
"A loner." Jessica D. answered.
"I meant what's his name." Lily said impatiently. Audrey still didn't come back from LaLa Land.
"Well, if my connections are right (Lily rolled her eyes) his name is Daniel Lovegood." Jessica D. said. Audrey finally came back to life.
"Lovegood, huh? How come we never saw him Lily?" Audrey asked.
"Well, he keeps to himself, doesn't he?" Lily answered finally turning her head to face Audrey. "So why are you so interested?" Lily asked with a knowing smirk.
"Because he is attractive." Audrey answered without shame.
"Why do you have to be so blunt? You take the fun out of everything." Lilly said as she threw a roll at her.
"What can I say? Something seems different about him. :sigh:" Audrey 'intended' to put her elbow on the table, but instead it landed in the Yorkshire pudding.
"Oh poop!" Audrey wailed as she franticly started to look for a napkin.
"Need this?" Someone from behind asked her. She turned around and saw that it was Remus Lupin with his well pressed robe, his own house tie on, and short perfectly groomed hair. He had a napkin in his hand.
"You didn't sneezed in that did you?" Audrey asked eyeing it cautiously?
"No." Remus answered uncomfortably.
"Did you spit in it?"
"No."
"You wiped your sweat off it?"
"No."
"I know, I know, you cleaned your ear with it right? Audrey asked
"No, I was just trying to be nice, seeing your predicament. But your just wasting my time." Remus snapped. He dropped the napkin and left obviously frustrated. Once he was gone Audrey picked up the napkin and cleaned off her elbow.
"Yup, works every time." Audrey said triumphantly.
Lily laughed." What a yuppie! 'I was just trying to be nice' " Lily mocked. Jessica D. on the other hand was giving them a disapproving look.
"Boo whoo! 'Your wasting my time'. What a drama queen!" Lily said.
"Lily?" Jessica D. asked.
"What?" Lily replied.
"Shut up." And with that Jessica D. left the table.
"What's up with her?" Lily asked.
"I reckon she thought you were a bit mean." Audrey shrugged.
"Yea, I guess so. I have to go, I have a meeting with Professor Dumbledore." Lily said.
"All right. Leave me by my lonesome." Audrey said with mock hurt. Lily smirked and left.
Audrey was licking off the rest of the pudding that was left on her shoulder when someone sat down across from her. She looked up and immediately wanted to kill herself.
~*~ Lily walked over to Dumbledore who was sitting with the teachers.
"You wanted to see me Professor?" Lily asked.
"Right you are Ms.Evans. Why don't you go with Mr.Potter to my office? He knows where it is and the password. I'll meet you in a few minutes, this pudding is just too delicious to pass up." Dumbledore winked and smiled.
'Mr.Potter? He can't possibly mean James is HeadBoy .'Lily thought. She saw James leaning against the wall, bored from what she can tell. She walked up to him.
"Potter." Lily said.
"Yes, You Evans?" James asked with mild interest. He wasn't even looking at her while she talked. This annoyed Lily. "That's nice." James muttered.
"Professor Dumbledore told me that we have to wait in his office."Lily said
"Did he?" James asked still not looking at Lily.
"Yes," Lily muttered through her teeth. 'Who did this guy think he was?' And without warning James took off. Lily didn't even notice he was gone.
"Are you coming?" James asked. He was in the middle of the marble staircase. Lily clenched her fist.
"You should have told me you were going!" Lily yelled out from the bottom of the staircase. James rolled his eyes.
"Well, you should have told me you weren't going to the meeting." James replied coolly.
"I didn't even know you were HeadBoy."
"Who said I was?" James replied.
"WHAT? If your not HeadBoy then why am I wasting time on you?" Lily asked.
"Relax it was just a joke. Lighten up." James said as he turned a corner.
"I don't have time to lighten up." Lily retorted.
"Yeah, I can tell by looking at your hair. Don't you comb it? Geez, I thought girls take care of themselves." James said. Lily blinked.
"You did not just say that!"
"I think I did."
"You have no right to talk to me like that. You barely know me! And as for my hair, it wouldn't talk. A porcupine is softer than your hair." Lily snapped back at him.
"Sugar Quill." James said to the gargoyle. James motioned for Lily to go in.
"Ladies first." Lily said then motioned James to go in. James smirked then walked through.