Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter stuff you recognize in this fan fiction. I also do not own the song 'my Shrona' By The Knack
Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I know you must be very annoyed with me for not updating for quite a while but thanks for being a some what patient. (But it's not like you had a choice.) I tried to make the other chapter more upbeat, and I'm glad you guys thought it was. I got some more 80's songs for this chapter. What did you guys think of the other ones? .
PPS: I am not very proud of this chapter at all! I did it in a rush. So please forgive me if you think it sucks.
Chapter 7
Lily, Audrey, and Jessica were all on top of the bed munching on sweets when Audrey heard a noise.
"I just heard something." Audrey said as she looked around the room.
"Yeah, all right." Jessica said sarcastically.
Then there was another noise.
"I just heard it too." Jessica said as she too started to look around.
Lily rolled her eyes. "Fine, if you guys did heard something then lets go check it out." Lily said as she stood up.
"No! What if it is a robber or something?" Jessica whined.
"You guys are in Hogwarts remember? It's totally safe here. And besides you girls were put into Grffyindorr not Hufflepuff so start acting like it." Lily dragged both girls by the arm.
"Fine, we're coming"
They walked into the darkness that filled the room. Lily didn't even bother to turn on a light she just started walking down the stairs. Then she heard it too.
"Is anyone there?" She called.
Remus ,Sirius , and Peter were all hiding behind a big couch since they didn't have James' invisibility cloak. They watched the scene in front of them with amusement.
"I don't see anyone Lily." Audrey said from behind her. Lily walked over to the couch while the boys crawled away from it. When Lily looked behind it, she saw nothing .
They heard another noise that was coming from the library. They all looked at each other and slowly started walking towards the door. Lily reached for the door and they all held their breath When she opened it they let out a sigh of relief. At the door way stood a small caramel colored cat.
"It's just a cat!" Audrey said out of the blue.
"Thank you Audrey for telling us that.I didn't know really I didn't.. Even though its right in front of me." Jessica said sarcastically. "Hey kitty what's your name?" Jessica asked.
Sirius, Remus, and Peter moved close enough to see what was going on.
Jessica went to pet it and it hissed at her. "Well, that's not nice." Jessica told the cat.
"It just doesn't like you." Audrey said. When she went to go pet it the cat hissed and scratched her hand.
"Ouch! Bloody Hell!" Audrey yelled. The boys took all they had to hold in their laughs. But Lily and Jessica didn't. They laughed out loud.
"You two are just not cat people." Lily said as she bent and reached for the cat. She rubbed his soft fur, making the cat purr.
The boys sat there in shock.
"That damn cat never lets anyone pet it. Its an evil demon." Sirius whispered to Remus.
"You are so handsome. What's your name?" Lily asked the cat. The cat jumped in her arms and started to cuddle. She looked at the collar and saw that its name was Chester.
"You must be James' cat right?" Lily asked it.
"Yes, he is my cat." James said from the top of stairs. With a quick glance at the hidden guys James knew he had to do something to distract them.
"May I have him back?" James asked coming down from the stairs.
"Of course." Lily answered rather coolly. The cat leaped out from Lily's arms to James. James was surprised that Chester even let Lily pet him. Let alone hold him. Chester seemed very picky about people. He doesn't even like Sirius. And isn't it great for James that the only person Chester liked besides him was the person James didn't like.
"So, what are you guys doing down here?" James asked making sure that Lily and her friends were facing him instead of the guys. The rest of the marauders took the chance and ran upstairs. Quietly of course.
"We heard something. But apparently it was your cat." Audrey said.
"You girls scare too easily." James said scratching Chester behind the ears.
With the guys.
They quickly ran up the stairs and walked into a room. But it didn't look James-ish at all. It was lime green and had candles all over the place.
"I think we went into the wrong room." Remus said picking up a bottle of perfume and smelling it.
"Its probably Lily's bedroom." Peter said as he walked around.
"Lets go." Remus said and walked to the door.
"No wait we can have fun with this." Sirius said with a sneaky grin. Remus looked hesitant, while Peter looked a little to excited for his own good.
Back with The girls and James.
"We do not scare easily." Lily and Audrey said at the same time.
"Sure you don't. Well I must be going. Good night. Oh and watch out for Lily. She's P.M.S.ing." James said the last bit in a whisper.
"I am not P.M.S.ing! You are the biggest ass wipe. You- you--"
"Lily calm down. Come on lets go to sleep." Jessica said pulling Lily away from the smirking James.
Once Lily was in her room she really lashed out her anger.
"I hate him. He always gets on my nerves with the most stupidest things! I drives me nuts." Lily shrieked.
"We can tell. Listen, its getting late maybe we should go." Audrey said.
"NO! You guys can't go. We always are together the first night back. You will be staying here." Lily said in a tone that meant it was final.
"Fine. Hey! all the candy is gone! Lily you said that there was no robbers in Hogwarts." Audrey cried out..
Lily shrugged and went to brush her teeth.
As time passed they all decided that Lily and Audrey were going to sleep on the bed while Jessica slept on the pillows. This was going to be a peaceful night.
...............Yea right.
In James room.
James walked into his room to find Remus eating some candy, Peter with a sucker in his mouth laughing, like a hyena and Sirius with underwear on his head. Wait what?
"Where did you get that?" James asked Sirius.
"Get what? Oh you mean this?" Siruis asked holding up a pair of red panties with naked cupids printed on it. "From Lily's room. Why do you ask?" Sirius declared.
James raised an eyebrow. "Thats vile
"Not really, it's been washed. Smell it." Sirius said throwing him the panties.
"I think I'll pass. So when are we going to do this?" James asked.
"When they are all asleep. It'll have a better effect don't you think?" Sirius answered.
"Sure, well I'm beat. We better go to sleep."
Early morning.
"James wake up." Sirius said as he shook his friend.
James woke up and it took him a minute to figure out what was going on ;then he remembered last nights events.
"Lets do this." James said with a smirk.
. Lily's room.
"Zzzzzz ::snort:: zzzzzzzzzz." - Lily
"Zzzzzz ::drool:: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."- Audrey
"Zzzzzzz ::fart:: zzzzzzzzzz." Jessica.
(sorry, I just HAD to do that! hehe) Back to James.
The marauders opened the bathroom door, and then quietly opened Lily's bathroom door. Remus placed the silncing charm on the common room so they didn't wait up any other Grffyindors. (awe, how considerate.) They then stationed two radios in the bathroom, after that they hooked up four microphones to it.
"Lets, get this show on the road." Sirius said to James.
James adjusted his tie.
"All right." James responded. He grabbed his microphone and cleared his voice.
Oo my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Oo you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Sharona
Then they hear it. "SHUT UP!" Audrey yelled.
"JAMES POTTER! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Lily screamed. She opened the bathroom door. Redface, might I add. And to tick her off more, James grabbed her by the waist and started to dance. Well, sort of. It was more like him dragging her while shaking his hips. Audrey was laughing at this scene even though they woke her up. But then she caught Remus looking at her while singing that ridiculous song. Then she stopped laughing.
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Jessica was still sleeping. And Sirius didn't like that his little scheme didn't work on her. So he sang louder and started to hit her with one of the many pillows. It was then that she started to wake up. When Sirius saw Jessica's sleepwear his voice cracked. It was something that you would have in Victoria's Secret to put it in simpler terms. Jessica was not at all fazed. She was actually glad she woke up . Now she can get to class early for once. She took her clothes and left to her dorm. With Sirius chasing after her.
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keep a little mystery, kissin' me
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Sharona
So now that left Peter, Remus, and James singing. And yes, James was still dragging Lily around the room.
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Ma ma ma my Sharona
"James will you STOP!" Lily screamed as she kneed him in the groan. James eyed widen and he fell backwards into the pile of pillows. It was a good thing Jessica left or he would have fallen right on top of her.
When ya gonna get to me, get to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharona
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona
Lily then turned to Peter. He squeaked and ran out of the room, dropping the mic. Lily then grabbed a large pillow and turned to Remus. "I'll give you to the count of 2 to get the hell out of here. 1...(ZOOM, Remus was gone.). Now James what am I going to do with you? We are supposed to work together and I can't even spend a day with you without violence." Lily told him casually while making her bed. Audrey was helping her rearrange the pillows.
James just squeaked. He looked like he was on the verge of tears. "Get out. And don't ever do this again." Lily growled. The radio was still playing. And James even though he was in pain couldn't help but laugh at Lily's hair. It was so puffy,and you can even see all her tangles. James found the strength in himself to finish the song.
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Ooooh my Sharona
::WHACK:: Lily hit James over the head with a pillow.
"Shut up!" Lily and Audrey yelled in unison.