(A/N: Well, holy hell! Ch 15, this is the REAL one. The other one is for a totally different story. Don't kill
me, I'm innocent I tell ya! R&R, please. Danke!!)
Chapter 15 Concert
Two Years after Toko's birth- concert (A/N: London belongs to ThirdEyeBlind.)
Kurama- "Well, we have only one more song to do, then we get to go home."
Hiei- "What song should it be?"
Yusuke- "London?"
Kuwabara- "That seems like an awesome song to finish the night with."
Kurama- "Well ok, do you agree Hiei?"
Hiei- "Hn."
Yusuke and Kuwabara- "Uh..."
Kurama- "It was a 'yes'..."
Yusuke- "Cooly!"
Hiei- "Say that again, and I'll slap you silly."
Kurama- "I second that..."
Kuwabara- O.o
Jynsu- "Guys, let's get this over with!!"
Kuwabara- "Cool your jets!"
Jynsu- "I don't see any jets..."
Kurama- "...but if you stick your head out the window and look up..."
Hiei- "...you may be fortunate enough to see a jet."
Yusuke- "AWESOME!!" runs to the window and looks up
Kuwabara- "MOVE OVER URAMESHI!!" runs to the window as well
Other 3- o.O'
Jynsu- "Let's get set up to finish out the night."
Kurama- "Agreed."
set up their final instruments
Yusuke- "Well, Jynsu, are you ready to play the guitar?"
Jynsu- "Tch, hell yeah."
Kurama- "I am as well."
Hiei- "Hn." smirk
Kuwabara- trys to spin his drumsticks, but hits Hiei "Woops..." o.o'
Hiei- lunges and unsheaths katana "GAH!"
Kurama- grabs him, but nearly drops his guitar "Chill..."
Jynsu- "Brr..."
Yusuke- "GUYS!!"
Jynsu- "I ain't a guy!!" goes for Yusuke
Kurama- grabs her while still holding Hiei "People, I'm not a damn referee!!"
Jynsu- "You are now!" tries to break free
Kuwabara- at the window "I still didn't see any damn jets Hiei."
Hiei- "Baka..."
Jynsu- "Freakazoid..."
Kurama- "Let's start already."
Yusuke- "Sure..."
Out in the crowd
Yukina- "What the hell is going on back there?"
Botan- "YUKINA, DID YOU JUST CURSE?!"
Yukina- "Jeez, your a quick one..."
Botan- "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK!?"
Yukina- "You're a wuss, not being able to say hell..."
Shizuru- 'Wow, she does seem to get more like Hiei...'
Botan- "I'll say h.."
Yukina- "See?"
Botan- "AW, HE..."
Yukina- points and laughs while stealing Shizuru's cigarette and puffing on it
Shizuru- "Woah, slow down kiddo."
Yukina- "Give me your flask Shizuru."
Shizuru- "It's my scotch, MINE!!" runs away
Yukina- "Damn... Hey, Botan..." evil grin
Botan- "Uh oh..."
Backstage
Hiei- "Let's just get ready!!"
Kurama- "We're waiting for Yusuke to get Kuwabara away from the damn window, and then we'll begin."
Jynsu- "Ok..." '
Crowd
Yukina- "COME BACK HERE BOTAN!!"
Botan- "NEVEEEEEEEEEEER!" hits a pole and knocks herself out x.X
Yukina- "Dunce..." 'Only Botan...'
Shizuru- still running "MY SCOTCH, MINE!!" hits a pole and knocks herself out too x.X
Kids- with Koenma and Sakyo
Sakyo- "Ok, where is Toko?" (A/N: Toko is 2, and Yoshi is 4)
Koenma- zzz-.-zzz
Sakyo- slaps him in the face "WAKE UP, SLACKER!!"
Toko- "Haha, Uncle Koenma got beoch slapped!!"
Sakyo- "Where'd you get that from?"
Toko- "Uncle Hiei..."
Koenma- x.X
Sakyo- "Don't say that Toko."
Toko- "Psh, whateva whateva..."
Sakyo- "Your like your mother..."
Toko- "I know..."
Backstage
Kurama- "Are we ready to begin?"
Hiei- zz-.-zz standing up against Jynsu
Jynsu- zzz-.-zzz against Hiei
Kurama- "Aww, how cy-oot. Woah, I hang around Botan too much."
Yusuke- "Alright, we're all back, ready now?"
Hiei and Jynsu- wake up
Kuwabara- hears a loud engine "OOOOOH, JET!!" runs to the window
Hiei- "GET YOUR FCKNG ASS BACK HERE OR LOSE YOUR MANHOOD!!!!"
Kuwabara- comes back 'O.O'
Hiei- smirks because he won "Hn."
Kurama- "Let's go..."
Crowd
Shizuru and Botan- x.X
Yukina- drinking Shizuru's scotch "Mm, good stuff..." hiccups
Backstage
Kurama- "Ready?!"
Everyone else- "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kurama- "Let's go!!"
Crowd
Curtains- open
Yukina- drunk "WOOT WOOT!!" swings around Botan's oar while still holding an empty flask
Hiei- sees his sister "AWESOME!!"
Kurama- "Oh, my... SWEET!!"
Jynsu- "KICK ASS!"
Yusuke- "Alright, ladies and gents, here's our final song for the night, LONDON!!"
Crowd- drunk as well "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"
Kurama- "Oh, great, they're... WASTED!!!"
Hiei- "AWESOME!!"
Everyone in the band- start to play the instruments
Yusuke- begins to sing
Through the satellites, I fight with you
That local brew is spillin'
I know just how you spend your time.
I want to get my hands on him,
Somebody's party in a London flat
You're where it's at and I know,
You want to see me lose my mind.
I'm tired of chasing after you The is jealous
See me on the dark side of your mind.
I want to get my hands on him,
To a club that's pounding in the London rain
The world could end, We wouldn't hear it.
I know just what's on your mind.
I see the way your face has changed,
We're no good for each other,
You tricked me into coming here, So let go!
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
To live there,
I don't want to go to London,
All your friends afflicted,
I don't want to go to London,
She's addicted!
I saw you with him,
I know where you've been,
That nose is broken wide open,
Your way has got me out of line.
I want to get my hands on him,
You're so sick just to make me prove,
It takes a fight to move you,
I know just what's on your mind.
It's been this way 1000 years,
We torture each other.
So why the hell did you call me here?
And you know,
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
To live there,
I don't want to go to London,
All your friends afflicted
I don't want to go to London,
She's addicted.
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
'Cause you're not there.
Even when I see you,
You're somewhere else in London...
After the song
Yusuke- "Well, that was fun."
Hiei- "Let's get our kids."
Kurama- sees Shizuru "What the..."
Yukina- jumps out from behind them "FINISH IT KURAMA!!!"
Kurama- stares at Yukina "... hell?"
Yukina- pointing, and laughing maniaclly "HE SAID HELL!!"
Hiei- "Yukina, may I speak with you?" smirk
Yukina- "Sure!!"
Hiei and Yukina- walk away
Kurama- "Wow, he's gonna tell her."
Kuwabara- "What? Tell her what?!" panics
Jynsu- knocks him out "Ass..."
Kurama- applauds "Nice..." smiles
Jynsu- "Tch, wouldn't you know it!"
Hiei- comes back holding a wasted Yukina "I told her, and she said she figured it was me, jumped up
and down all giddy-like, hugged me, and then passed out."
Kurama- "Cool!"
Jynsu- "I second that!"
Kuwabara- wakes up "What did you do to my wife?! Did you take advantage of her?!"
Hiei- lunges, but Jynsu get's there first
Jynsu- knocks him out, harder "Ass....hole..."
Kurama- "Touche!"
Jynsu-
Genkai's
Koenma- x.X
Sakyo- drunk
Yukina- out cold
Kuwabara- looking out the window, still...
Hiei- zz-.-zz purring
Kurama- giddy
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's hair
Genkai- gaming
Shizuru- x.X
Botan- x.X
Psyche- petting the now purring Hiei
Yusuke and Kayko- making out in the corner
Kurama- notices "GET A ROOM FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!"
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's ear
Kurama- purring
Genkai- "They've been at it for about 4 1/2 minutes."
Kurama- still purring "Can WE get a room?"
Jynsu-
Genkai- "Uh..." o.O
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's shoulder
Kurama- moaning
Genkai- "Jeez, get a room for friggin sake!!"
Kurama- "You wouldn't let us..."
Genkai- "GO HOME!!"
Kurama- "Can't wait that long!!"
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's arm
Kurama- still moaning
Genkai- "MY OLD HEART CAN'T THIS SHIT!!"
Hiei- wakes up hearing Kurama moan "Uh... Genkai, don't have heart attack..." falls back to sleep
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's lower back
Kurama- moaning louder "LET'S GO!!" runs out
Jynsu- playful smile "Bye, Genkai..."
Genkai- "Yeah, yeah, sure..."
Hiei- wakes up and sees Yusuke and Kayko "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Psyche- "Shh, hush and go back to sleep."
Hiei- "smiles "Hn, sure..." falls asleep
Psyche- petting his hair again 'So sweet when he sleeps...'
(A/N: I was cracking up while writing this. I hope you all enjoyed it. Sorry about the other chapter,
but this one is real. R&R, DANKE!!)
me, I'm innocent I tell ya! R&R, please. Danke!!)
Chapter 15 Concert
Two Years after Toko's birth- concert (A/N: London belongs to ThirdEyeBlind.)
Kurama- "Well, we have only one more song to do, then we get to go home."
Hiei- "What song should it be?"
Yusuke- "London?"
Kuwabara- "That seems like an awesome song to finish the night with."
Kurama- "Well ok, do you agree Hiei?"
Hiei- "Hn."
Yusuke and Kuwabara- "Uh..."
Kurama- "It was a 'yes'..."
Yusuke- "Cooly!"
Hiei- "Say that again, and I'll slap you silly."
Kurama- "I second that..."
Kuwabara- O.o
Jynsu- "Guys, let's get this over with!!"
Kuwabara- "Cool your jets!"
Jynsu- "I don't see any jets..."
Kurama- "...but if you stick your head out the window and look up..."
Hiei- "...you may be fortunate enough to see a jet."
Yusuke- "AWESOME!!" runs to the window and looks up
Kuwabara- "MOVE OVER URAMESHI!!" runs to the window as well
Other 3- o.O'
Jynsu- "Let's get set up to finish out the night."
Kurama- "Agreed."
set up their final instruments
Yusuke- "Well, Jynsu, are you ready to play the guitar?"
Jynsu- "Tch, hell yeah."
Kurama- "I am as well."
Hiei- "Hn." smirk
Kuwabara- trys to spin his drumsticks, but hits Hiei "Woops..." o.o'
Hiei- lunges and unsheaths katana "GAH!"
Kurama- grabs him, but nearly drops his guitar "Chill..."
Jynsu- "Brr..."
Yusuke- "GUYS!!"
Jynsu- "I ain't a guy!!" goes for Yusuke
Kurama- grabs her while still holding Hiei "People, I'm not a damn referee!!"
Jynsu- "You are now!" tries to break free
Kuwabara- at the window "I still didn't see any damn jets Hiei."
Hiei- "Baka..."
Jynsu- "Freakazoid..."
Kurama- "Let's start already."
Yusuke- "Sure..."
Out in the crowd
Yukina- "What the hell is going on back there?"
Botan- "YUKINA, DID YOU JUST CURSE?!"
Yukina- "Jeez, your a quick one..."
Botan- "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK!?"
Yukina- "You're a wuss, not being able to say hell..."
Shizuru- 'Wow, she does seem to get more like Hiei...'
Botan- "I'll say h.."
Yukina- "See?"
Botan- "AW, HE..."
Yukina- points and laughs while stealing Shizuru's cigarette and puffing on it
Shizuru- "Woah, slow down kiddo."
Yukina- "Give me your flask Shizuru."
Shizuru- "It's my scotch, MINE!!" runs away
Yukina- "Damn... Hey, Botan..." evil grin
Botan- "Uh oh..."
Backstage
Hiei- "Let's just get ready!!"
Kurama- "We're waiting for Yusuke to get Kuwabara away from the damn window, and then we'll begin."
Jynsu- "Ok..." '
Crowd
Yukina- "COME BACK HERE BOTAN!!"
Botan- "NEVEEEEEEEEEEER!" hits a pole and knocks herself out x.X
Yukina- "Dunce..." 'Only Botan...'
Shizuru- still running "MY SCOTCH, MINE!!" hits a pole and knocks herself out too x.X
Kids- with Koenma and Sakyo
Sakyo- "Ok, where is Toko?" (A/N: Toko is 2, and Yoshi is 4)
Koenma- zzz-.-zzz
Sakyo- slaps him in the face "WAKE UP, SLACKER!!"
Toko- "Haha, Uncle Koenma got beoch slapped!!"
Sakyo- "Where'd you get that from?"
Toko- "Uncle Hiei..."
Koenma- x.X
Sakyo- "Don't say that Toko."
Toko- "Psh, whateva whateva..."
Sakyo- "Your like your mother..."
Toko- "I know..."
Backstage
Kurama- "Are we ready to begin?"
Hiei- zz-.-zz standing up against Jynsu
Jynsu- zzz-.-zzz against Hiei
Kurama- "Aww, how cy-oot. Woah, I hang around Botan too much."
Yusuke- "Alright, we're all back, ready now?"
Hiei and Jynsu- wake up
Kuwabara- hears a loud engine "OOOOOH, JET!!" runs to the window
Hiei- "GET YOUR FCKNG ASS BACK HERE OR LOSE YOUR MANHOOD!!!!"
Kuwabara- comes back 'O.O'
Hiei- smirks because he won "Hn."
Kurama- "Let's go..."
Crowd
Shizuru and Botan- x.X
Yukina- drinking Shizuru's scotch "Mm, good stuff..." hiccups
Backstage
Kurama- "Ready?!"
Everyone else- "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kurama- "Let's go!!"
Crowd
Curtains- open
Yukina- drunk "WOOT WOOT!!" swings around Botan's oar while still holding an empty flask
Hiei- sees his sister "AWESOME!!"
Kurama- "Oh, my... SWEET!!"
Jynsu- "KICK ASS!"
Yusuke- "Alright, ladies and gents, here's our final song for the night, LONDON!!"
Crowd- drunk as well "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"
Kurama- "Oh, great, they're... WASTED!!!"
Hiei- "AWESOME!!"
Everyone in the band- start to play the instruments
Yusuke- begins to sing
Through the satellites, I fight with you
That local brew is spillin'
I know just how you spend your time.
I want to get my hands on him,
Somebody's party in a London flat
You're where it's at and I know,
You want to see me lose my mind.
I'm tired of chasing after you The is jealous
See me on the dark side of your mind.
I want to get my hands on him,
To a club that's pounding in the London rain
The world could end, We wouldn't hear it.
I know just what's on your mind.
I see the way your face has changed,
We're no good for each other,
You tricked me into coming here, So let go!
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
To live there,
I don't want to go to London,
All your friends afflicted,
I don't want to go to London,
She's addicted!
I saw you with him,
I know where you've been,
That nose is broken wide open,
Your way has got me out of line.
I want to get my hands on him,
You're so sick just to make me prove,
It takes a fight to move you,
I know just what's on your mind.
It's been this way 1000 years,
We torture each other.
So why the hell did you call me here?
And you know,
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
To live there,
I don't want to go to London,
All your friends afflicted
I don't want to go to London,
She's addicted.
I don't want to go to London,
I told you I don't care,
I don't want to go to London,
'Cause you're not there.
Even when I see you,
You're somewhere else in London...
After the song
Yusuke- "Well, that was fun."
Hiei- "Let's get our kids."
Kurama- sees Shizuru "What the..."
Yukina- jumps out from behind them "FINISH IT KURAMA!!!"
Kurama- stares at Yukina "... hell?"
Yukina- pointing, and laughing maniaclly "HE SAID HELL!!"
Hiei- "Yukina, may I speak with you?" smirk
Yukina- "Sure!!"
Hiei and Yukina- walk away
Kurama- "Wow, he's gonna tell her."
Kuwabara- "What? Tell her what?!" panics
Jynsu- knocks him out "Ass..."
Kurama- applauds "Nice..." smiles
Jynsu- "Tch, wouldn't you know it!"
Hiei- comes back holding a wasted Yukina "I told her, and she said she figured it was me, jumped up
and down all giddy-like, hugged me, and then passed out."
Kurama- "Cool!"
Jynsu- "I second that!"
Kuwabara- wakes up "What did you do to my wife?! Did you take advantage of her?!"
Hiei- lunges, but Jynsu get's there first
Jynsu- knocks him out, harder "Ass....hole..."
Kurama- "Touche!"
Jynsu-
Genkai's
Koenma- x.X
Sakyo- drunk
Yukina- out cold
Kuwabara- looking out the window, still...
Hiei- zz-.-zz purring
Kurama- giddy
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's hair
Genkai- gaming
Shizuru- x.X
Botan- x.X
Psyche- petting the now purring Hiei
Yusuke and Kayko- making out in the corner
Kurama- notices "GET A ROOM FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!"
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's ear
Kurama- purring
Genkai- "They've been at it for about 4 1/2 minutes."
Kurama- still purring "Can WE get a room?"
Jynsu-
Genkai- "Uh..." o.O
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's shoulder
Kurama- moaning
Genkai- "Jeez, get a room for friggin sake!!"
Kurama- "You wouldn't let us..."
Genkai- "GO HOME!!"
Kurama- "Can't wait that long!!"
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's arm
Kurama- still moaning
Genkai- "MY OLD HEART CAN'T THIS SHIT!!"
Hiei- wakes up hearing Kurama moan "Uh... Genkai, don't have heart attack..." falls back to sleep
Jynsu- massaging Kurama's lower back
Kurama- moaning louder "LET'S GO!!" runs out
Jynsu- playful smile "Bye, Genkai..."
Genkai- "Yeah, yeah, sure..."
Hiei- wakes up and sees Yusuke and Kayko "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Psyche- "Shh, hush and go back to sleep."
Hiei- "smiles "Hn, sure..." falls asleep
Psyche- petting his hair again 'So sweet when he sleeps...'
(A/N: I was cracking up while writing this. I hope you all enjoyed it. Sorry about the other chapter,
but this one is real. R&R, DANKE!!)