(A/N: Hi! Sorry I took so long, I was pre-occupied... Here's chapter 20! WOOT WOOT!)

Chapter 20 The Carnival

Carnival

Kurama- "Ehehehehehehehe... whiplash is fun..." ::sugar high::

Hiei- "Yeah, I agree..." ::also a sugar high::

Yusuke- "No more cotton candy for you two."

Kurama- "Shut the hell up!"

Yusuke- O.O

Hiei- "Jerk off..."

Yusuke- 'O.O'

Kuwabara- "You got served, sucka!"

Yusuke- "Shut up Kuwabara!"

Koenma- "Sore spot Yusuke?"

Yusuke- "SHUT UP!"

Sakyo- "Yup, a sore spot..."

All besides Kurama and Yusuke- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Kurama- zzz-.-zzz

Yusuke- "I'll kill you all!"

Kurama- ::falls over::

Everybody else- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Yusuke- "SHUT IT!"

Kurama- ::starts to sing Patience while sleeping:: (Don't own Patience, Guns and Roses does...)

All besides Kurama and Yusuke- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Yusuke- "THAT IS IT! SHOTGUN!!"

All- ::dodge::

Kurama- ::sleeping in the midst of the smoking ground::

Yusuke- "DAMN IT! I MISSED!!!"

Hiei- "Your aim is as pathetic as your hair gel!"

Yusuke- "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Kurama- ::drooling a little::

Sakyo- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, he's angwy! I'm scawed!"

Koenma- "Yeah, wittle Yusuke is a wittle mad, huh Sakyo?"

Sakyo- "Of course..."

Hiei- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kurama- ::saying naughty things while fidgeting::

All- ::stare at Kurama:: 'O.O'

Kurama- ::wakes up and stares back:: "What?"

Yusuke- "You were just talking in your sleep..."

Kurama- O.O "Did I say anything of importance?"

Hiei- ::whispers to Kurama what he said::

Kurama- "Is that all? You guys say way dirtier stuff than me."

All- ::stare:: "We do?"

Kurama- "Well, hell yeah. Hiei is the worst."

Hiei- "I am?"

Kurama- "Sure are..."

Girls

Jynsu- "Talking about the guys is fun..."

Botan- "Let's play a little game of truth."

Kayko- "Ok, you be MC."

Botan- "First question, who do you think is the hottest guy, not from our group of friends?"

Jynsu- "Bakura."

Kayko- "Hyoga."

Genkai- "Inuyasha."

Shizuru- "Sesshomaru."

Psyche- "Vegeta."

Yukina- "Shun."

Botan- "I think it is Kenshin..."

All- ::stare::

Botan- "Ehem."

All- ::stop::

Botan- "Question 2, now hottest from our group, not your husbands either."

Jynsu- "Hiei."

Psyche- "Kurama."

Yukina- "Yusuke."

Shizuru- "Kurama."

Genkai- "Hiei."

Kayko- "Hiei."

Botan- "Kurama."

Jynsu- "Interesting results..."

Kayko- "Agreed."

Guys

Yusuke- "Uh, Kuwabara, what the hell are you doing?"

Kuwabara- ::playing with a furby::

Kurama- "I'd laugh if it bit him..."

Hiei- "I bet you $10 he'll get bit within the next 10 minutes."

Kurama- "Ok."

15 minutes later

Kuwabara- "OW! IT BIT ME!"

Kurama- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hiei- "Damn."

Kurama- "Pay up sucka!"

Hiei- ::pays him:: "You suck."

Kurama- "I know."

Kuwabara- ::shaking the furby upside down::

Sakyo- "Hey, be nice to the furby."

All besides Kuwabara and Sakyo- ::stare:: 'O.O'

Sakyo- "What?"

Kurama- "Oh, nothing..."

Sakyo- "Hmph."

Kurama- "Let's do something..."

Koenma- "Like what?"

Kurama- "Hmmm.... I know!"

All besides Kuwabara- "WHAT!?"

Kurama- "GRAVITRON!!!"

Hiei- "What the hell is that!?"

Kurama- ::points to spinning UFO on the ground:: "That, my friend, is the Gravitron."

Hiei- "Awesome!"

Yusuke- "LET'S GET TICKETS!"

Kuwabara- ::still playing with the furby::

Kurama- ::walking away:: "Koenma, never ever, give Kuwabara a furby again, or I'll be forced to hurt you."

Koenma- "Believe me, I won't."

Kurama- "Good."

Girls

Botan- "Final question, what's the first guy you ever made out with and for how long!?"

Jynsu- "Bakura, and about 2 minutes, on a dare, and I'm not proud of it." 'Though, he is a very good kisser, and can go for a while...'

Kayko- "Yusuke, 6 minutes."

All- ::stare:: "Yeah, Yusuke, right..."

Kayko- "Tch."

Shizuru- "Sakyo, 5 minutes."

Genkai- "Toguro, 4 1/2 minutes."

Psyche- "Vegeta, 5 minutes."

Yukina- "Touya, 6 1/2 minutes."

All- "TOUYA!?"

Jynsu- "DARK TOURNAMENT'S TOUYA!?"

Yukina- "Yes, so?"

Jynsu- "Nothing..."

Botan- "My answer's Kenshin and for 7 minutes."

Kayko- "KENSHIN LOVER!!!"

Botan- "Kenshin's cute, and Kaoru nearly killed me when she walked in on us."

Jynsu- "If I was Kaoru, I would have kicked your ass too."

Botan- "Gee, thanks..."

Guys- in line for the Gravitron

Hiei- "Can we cut?"

Kurama- "No, someone would see us, but let's do it anyway."

Yusuke- "You guys are bold."

Kurama and Hiei- ::cut::

The rest- ::follow::

Guy- "Tickets please."

Kurama- ::hands all the tickets to him:: "Here, for me and my friends."

Guy- "Ok, but the one in black is too short."

Hiei- "WHAT!? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS PUNK!"

Guy- "Sorry guy."

Hiei- ::whips out his ID:: "I'm over twenty, LET ME THE F...."

Kurama- ::grabs him and his mouth:: "Will you let him on?"

Guy- "Psh, fine."

Hiei- ::bites Kurama:: "Damn straight."

Kurama- "OW! BASTARD!" ::chucks Hiei into the Gravitron::

Hiei- "OW! WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE'S THE LIGHTS?!" ::falls over with a loud thud::

Kurama- "Come on guys."

Hiei- "Ok, what do we do?"

Kurama- "Stand against the wall, and don't move."

Hiei- ::goes to the wall next to Kurama:: "Well, this is stupid."

Kurama- "It's better when the ride starts."

5 minutes later

Hiei- "WHAT THE HELL?! AHG, KURAMA I'M SLIDING UP!!!!"

Kurama- "You're supposed to!"

Hiei- "SCREW THIS SHIT! I WANT OFF!"

Kurama- "Too late!"

Koenma- "I'm gonna hurl!"

Sakyo- "THIS SUCKS!!"

Yusuke- "FASTER, FASTER!"

Random kid- "SHUT UP OVER THERE!"

Kurama- "BITE ME ASSHOLE!!"

Hiei- "I'm GOING TO KEEEEEEEL YOU KURAMA!"

Kurama- :)

Girls

Jynsu- "Well, that game was fun."

Kayko- "Now what?"

Jynsu- "You can decide, I'm going to the carnival."

Shizuru- "Let's just all go. Genkai?"

Genkai- "Why not?"

Carnival

Jynsu- "Let's find the guys." ::sees the Gravitron:: "GRAVITRON!"

Kayko- "Uh...?"

All- ::run over::

Gravitron:: stops::

Guys- ::tumble out::

Jynsu- "Well, that was fun."

Toko- "Well, Uncle Koenma looks green."

KOenma- "Hi guys, bye guys." ::runs off::

Kurama- "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

Hiei- "I'm never doing that again."

Jynsu- "Sunshine, you wanna ride with me?"

Hiei (sunshine)- "OK!"

Kurama- "I'm coming too!"

Jynsu- "LET US GET IN LINE!!"

(A/N: Well, that was fun. Sorry for the long delay, but R&R all the same.)