(A/N: Well, I guess I'll update. Pity...)
Chapter 22 Truth or Dare, Hell style! part 1
After doing a very painful belly flop into the pool, the now red Hiei slowly climbed out of the pool. Psyche
ran over to him and gave him a towel. He just walked past her and fell over onto the soft outer grass. Upon
hearing strange noises from the house, he got up, took the towel, and went inside. Everyone was out there,
except for our number one 'active' couple, Yusuke and Kayko. When Hiei and the others entered the home, they
noticed Kurama and Jynsu with very scared looks on their faces. Everyone sat down and Hiei was the first to
break the ice.
Hiei- "How long?"
Kurama- "For about 20 minutes, a half hour ago."
Kuwabara- "Uh?"
Kurama- "Between 20 and 30 minutes, asshole."
Hiei- "Kurama, where the hell are your rosary beads?"
Kurama- "Jynsu removed them."
Hiei- "Lucky Bastard."
Psyche- ::removes Hiei's:: "There you go."
Hiei- ::gets up, drops the towel and dances:: "FREEDOM!!!!!"
Jynsu- ::taking pictures:: "Kick some serious ass."
Kurama- "Well, that's interesting."
Hiei- ::starts to make out with Psyche::
Kurama- "Ahem."
Hiei- ::stops:: "Sorry."
Psyche- 'I think I may attack him...'
Kuwabara- "Wanna play a game?"
Botan- "Sure."
Yukina- "What game?"
Sakyo- "GIN RUMMY!!"
Shizuru- ::beats him with a spatula:: "No."
Sakyo- x.X
Kenshin- ::comes from closet:: "Truth or Dare." ::disappears into the closet::
Kurama- 'O.O'
Jynsu- o.O
Hiei- -.-'
Psyche- "OK!"
Botan- "KENSHIN!!! HOTTIE!! COME BACK!!!"
Koenma- ::beats Botan with her own oar::
Kurama- ::recording it:: "AFV, here I come."
Jynsu- ::giddy:: "We're to be rich assholes?!"
Hiei- "Can I be one too?"
Kurama- "Of course."
Jynsu- ::hugs Hiei:: "OK SUNSHINE!!"
Hiei- :D
Psyche- ::smacking a frying pan against her hand:: "Hiei..."
Hiei- "Sorry."
Jynsu- "Tch." ::let's go::
Kurama- O.O "Jynsu?"
Jynsu- "What?"
Kurama- "Nevermind."
Kuwabara- "LET'S START ALREADY!!!"
Botan- ::half dead:: "I wanna..." ::passes out::
Koenma- "Well, you can't have it."
Kurama- "Uh..."
Yukina- "I wanna be MC!"
Kenshin- ::comes from closet:: "I will be MC, that I will."
All- ::shrug::
Kenshin- "Oro?"
Kurama- "FINE STUPID ASS!"
Kenshin- "Ok, first question..."
Jynsu- "Is?"
Kenshin- "How do you play?"
Hiei- ::beats him with a paper fan, shoves him back into the closet, and slams the door:: "That was fun."
Kurama- "Well done Hiei."
Hiei- ::sits down::
Yukina- "I'M GONNA BE THE FCKING MC WHETHER I KILL YOU PEOPLE OR NOT!!!"
Hiei- "Ok."
Kurama and Jynsu- ::nod::
Everyone else- O.O
Kurama- ::notices noises agian:: "Let's not keep it quiet."
Jynsu- "Yeah."
Yukina- "Kurama, truth or dare?"
Kurama- 'Damn it...' "Dare me."
Yukina- "Big mistake..." )
Kurama- -.-
Yukina- "I dare you to not have 'fun' with Jynsu for 1 month."
Kurama- 'O.O' ::squeaky voice:: "Consequences?"
Yukina- "Kiss Kuwabara.... on the lips..."
Kurama- ::glances at the stunned Jynsu and the sickened Kuwabara:: "I hate to do this, but I can't last that long."
Kuwabara- "You're kidding!"
Kurama- ::teary voice:: 'I'm not gonna cry...' "No, come here, Kuwabara."
Kuwabara- "Oh, shit..."
Jynsu- "My poor baby..." ::starts to cry but whips out a camera::
Kurama- 'This sucks...' ::gulp::
Kuwabara- 'Well, at least he's hot...'
Kurama- ::hears his thoughts:: "Ok, Kuwabara, that's so wrong!"
Kuwabara- "Oops..."
Kurama- "Let's just get this over with..."
Jynsu- 'No matter how much I want this on tape, I can't let this happen.' "Change it Yukina."
Yukina- "BUT WHY!?!" ::teary eyed::
Jynsu- "I can't have him do that."
Hiei- "That is wrong..."
Kuwabara- 'DAMN!!!'
Kurama- "AHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT KUWABARA!!!" ::hides behind Jynsu::
Jynsu- ::turns around and kisses his forehead:: "You're all mine babe."
Kurama- :cheesy grin:: "I feel special."
Kuwabara- "DAMN IT!!!"
Yukina- "Fine!"
Jynsu- "Good."
Yukina- "Your new dare... BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIEI!!!!"
Hiei and Kurama- "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"
Yukina- "Or no Jynsu."
Hiei- "Do it man, I would."
Kurama- "Uh, but Hiei... I can't damn it!!"
Hiei- "Just do it and get it over with."
Kurama- "Ok." ::takes him outside and kicks his ass::
Jynsu- "My poor sunshine..."
Kurama- "That hurt me more than it did him. ::carrying Hiei behind him while trying not to cry::
Jynsu- ::heals Hiei and hugs Kurama:: "It's ok, I'm here for you."
Kurama- ::sits in her lap and rocks back and forth::
Jynsu- ::petting his hair:: "He'll be ok."
Hiei- "Woah, I never knew he'd get such psychological damage from kicking my ass."
Psyche- "Well, you are like family to him."
Hiei- ::shrug:: "Let's continue."
Kurama- ::out of Jynsu's lap and fine:: "Kuwabara, truth or dare?"
Kuwabara- "TRUTH!!!"
Hiei- "No need to yell SO FCKING LOUD ASSHOLE!!!"
Yusuke- ::from upstairs:: "SHUT UP!!"
Hiei- "BRING IT BITCH!"
Kurama- ::hears noises:: "I guess Kayko had other plans."
Hiei- "Tch."
Kurama- "Ok, Kuwabara, did you ever make out with Yusuke?"
Kuwabara- ::sweating really bad:: "Uh... no?"
Jynsu- ::gets up:: "YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKA!!!"
Kuwabara- "Uh?"
Kurama- 'Kick his ass Jynsu.'
Jynsu- "I SAW YOU TWO!" /Kurama, I think I might./
Kurama- /Go ahead./
Kuwabara- "FINE!! I DID LAST SUMMER!!!"
Jynsu- ::sits down::
Yukina- ::edges away with a disgusted look on her face:: "Hiei, save me."
Hiei- ::laughing his ass on the floor::
Yukina- ::beats him with a fan:: "HEY ASSHOLE!!"
Hiei- ::laughing harder::
Psyche- ::laughing next to Hiei::
Jynsu and Kurama- ::arm wrestling::
All- ::stop::
Kuwabara- "Geez, now it's my turn."
Hiei- "You're a quick one."
Kuwabara- "HIEI! TRUTH OR FRIGGIN DARE?!?"
Hiei- "Don't FCKING YELL AT ME!! Hn, dare."
Kuwabara- "Kick Kurama's ass!"
Hiei- Ok."
Kurama- "WHAT!? YOU CAN FCKING SAY THAT WITHOUT ANY REMORSE!?!?!"
Hiei- "Yeah."
Kurama- "Fine, but he never said I couldn't fight back."
Hiei- 'Oh, shit.' "Bring it, you girl ass man!"
Jynsu- "Oh, no you did not just go there!" ::lunges at Hiei::
Kurama- ::grabs her:: "My fight."
Jynsu- "Your mine afterward Jaganshi."
Hiei- O.O
(A/N: Madness is ensured later on... PEACE!!!)
Chapter 22 Truth or Dare, Hell style! part 1
After doing a very painful belly flop into the pool, the now red Hiei slowly climbed out of the pool. Psyche
ran over to him and gave him a towel. He just walked past her and fell over onto the soft outer grass. Upon
hearing strange noises from the house, he got up, took the towel, and went inside. Everyone was out there,
except for our number one 'active' couple, Yusuke and Kayko. When Hiei and the others entered the home, they
noticed Kurama and Jynsu with very scared looks on their faces. Everyone sat down and Hiei was the first to
break the ice.
Hiei- "How long?"
Kurama- "For about 20 minutes, a half hour ago."
Kuwabara- "Uh?"
Kurama- "Between 20 and 30 minutes, asshole."
Hiei- "Kurama, where the hell are your rosary beads?"
Kurama- "Jynsu removed them."
Hiei- "Lucky Bastard."
Psyche- ::removes Hiei's:: "There you go."
Hiei- ::gets up, drops the towel and dances:: "FREEDOM!!!!!"
Jynsu- ::taking pictures:: "Kick some serious ass."
Kurama- "Well, that's interesting."
Hiei- ::starts to make out with Psyche::
Kurama- "Ahem."
Hiei- ::stops:: "Sorry."
Psyche- 'I think I may attack him...'
Kuwabara- "Wanna play a game?"
Botan- "Sure."
Yukina- "What game?"
Sakyo- "GIN RUMMY!!"
Shizuru- ::beats him with a spatula:: "No."
Sakyo- x.X
Kenshin- ::comes from closet:: "Truth or Dare." ::disappears into the closet::
Kurama- 'O.O'
Jynsu- o.O
Hiei- -.-'
Psyche- "OK!"
Botan- "KENSHIN!!! HOTTIE!! COME BACK!!!"
Koenma- ::beats Botan with her own oar::
Kurama- ::recording it:: "AFV, here I come."
Jynsu- ::giddy:: "We're to be rich assholes?!"
Hiei- "Can I be one too?"
Kurama- "Of course."
Jynsu- ::hugs Hiei:: "OK SUNSHINE!!"
Hiei- :D
Psyche- ::smacking a frying pan against her hand:: "Hiei..."
Hiei- "Sorry."
Jynsu- "Tch." ::let's go::
Kurama- O.O "Jynsu?"
Jynsu- "What?"
Kurama- "Nevermind."
Kuwabara- "LET'S START ALREADY!!!"
Botan- ::half dead:: "I wanna..." ::passes out::
Koenma- "Well, you can't have it."
Kurama- "Uh..."
Yukina- "I wanna be MC!"
Kenshin- ::comes from closet:: "I will be MC, that I will."
All- ::shrug::
Kenshin- "Oro?"
Kurama- "FINE STUPID ASS!"
Kenshin- "Ok, first question..."
Jynsu- "Is?"
Kenshin- "How do you play?"
Hiei- ::beats him with a paper fan, shoves him back into the closet, and slams the door:: "That was fun."
Kurama- "Well done Hiei."
Hiei- ::sits down::
Yukina- "I'M GONNA BE THE FCKING MC WHETHER I KILL YOU PEOPLE OR NOT!!!"
Hiei- "Ok."
Kurama and Jynsu- ::nod::
Everyone else- O.O
Kurama- ::notices noises agian:: "Let's not keep it quiet."
Jynsu- "Yeah."
Yukina- "Kurama, truth or dare?"
Kurama- 'Damn it...' "Dare me."
Yukina- "Big mistake..." )
Kurama- -.-
Yukina- "I dare you to not have 'fun' with Jynsu for 1 month."
Kurama- 'O.O' ::squeaky voice:: "Consequences?"
Yukina- "Kiss Kuwabara.... on the lips..."
Kurama- ::glances at the stunned Jynsu and the sickened Kuwabara:: "I hate to do this, but I can't last that long."
Kuwabara- "You're kidding!"
Kurama- ::teary voice:: 'I'm not gonna cry...' "No, come here, Kuwabara."
Kuwabara- "Oh, shit..."
Jynsu- "My poor baby..." ::starts to cry but whips out a camera::
Kurama- 'This sucks...' ::gulp::
Kuwabara- 'Well, at least he's hot...'
Kurama- ::hears his thoughts:: "Ok, Kuwabara, that's so wrong!"
Kuwabara- "Oops..."
Kurama- "Let's just get this over with..."
Jynsu- 'No matter how much I want this on tape, I can't let this happen.' "Change it Yukina."
Yukina- "BUT WHY!?!" ::teary eyed::
Jynsu- "I can't have him do that."
Hiei- "That is wrong..."
Kuwabara- 'DAMN!!!'
Kurama- "AHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT KUWABARA!!!" ::hides behind Jynsu::
Jynsu- ::turns around and kisses his forehead:: "You're all mine babe."
Kurama- :cheesy grin:: "I feel special."
Kuwabara- "DAMN IT!!!"
Yukina- "Fine!"
Jynsu- "Good."
Yukina- "Your new dare... BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIEI!!!!"
Hiei and Kurama- "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"
Yukina- "Or no Jynsu."
Hiei- "Do it man, I would."
Kurama- "Uh, but Hiei... I can't damn it!!"
Hiei- "Just do it and get it over with."
Kurama- "Ok." ::takes him outside and kicks his ass::
Jynsu- "My poor sunshine..."
Kurama- "That hurt me more than it did him. ::carrying Hiei behind him while trying not to cry::
Jynsu- ::heals Hiei and hugs Kurama:: "It's ok, I'm here for you."
Kurama- ::sits in her lap and rocks back and forth::
Jynsu- ::petting his hair:: "He'll be ok."
Hiei- "Woah, I never knew he'd get such psychological damage from kicking my ass."
Psyche- "Well, you are like family to him."
Hiei- ::shrug:: "Let's continue."
Kurama- ::out of Jynsu's lap and fine:: "Kuwabara, truth or dare?"
Kuwabara- "TRUTH!!!"
Hiei- "No need to yell SO FCKING LOUD ASSHOLE!!!"
Yusuke- ::from upstairs:: "SHUT UP!!"
Hiei- "BRING IT BITCH!"
Kurama- ::hears noises:: "I guess Kayko had other plans."
Hiei- "Tch."
Kurama- "Ok, Kuwabara, did you ever make out with Yusuke?"
Kuwabara- ::sweating really bad:: "Uh... no?"
Jynsu- ::gets up:: "YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKA!!!"
Kuwabara- "Uh?"
Kurama- 'Kick his ass Jynsu.'
Jynsu- "I SAW YOU TWO!" /Kurama, I think I might./
Kurama- /Go ahead./
Kuwabara- "FINE!! I DID LAST SUMMER!!!"
Jynsu- ::sits down::
Yukina- ::edges away with a disgusted look on her face:: "Hiei, save me."
Hiei- ::laughing his ass on the floor::
Yukina- ::beats him with a fan:: "HEY ASSHOLE!!"
Hiei- ::laughing harder::
Psyche- ::laughing next to Hiei::
Jynsu and Kurama- ::arm wrestling::
All- ::stop::
Kuwabara- "Geez, now it's my turn."
Hiei- "You're a quick one."
Kuwabara- "HIEI! TRUTH OR FRIGGIN DARE?!?"
Hiei- "Don't FCKING YELL AT ME!! Hn, dare."
Kuwabara- "Kick Kurama's ass!"
Hiei- Ok."
Kurama- "WHAT!? YOU CAN FCKING SAY THAT WITHOUT ANY REMORSE!?!?!"
Hiei- "Yeah."
Kurama- "Fine, but he never said I couldn't fight back."
Hiei- 'Oh, shit.' "Bring it, you girl ass man!"
Jynsu- "Oh, no you did not just go there!" ::lunges at Hiei::
Kurama- ::grabs her:: "My fight."
Jynsu- "Your mine afterward Jaganshi."
Hiei- O.O
(A/N: Madness is ensured later on... PEACE!!!)