AN: Thanks for the beautiful reviews! This is MJ's 6th month being
pregnant...And I'm just lazy. This is the last chapter before I leave on
vacation so...sorry...
MJ was fiercely digging through her drawers trying to get dress for her doctor's appointment. She had gained a lot of weight and her stomach poked out. Peter walked into the room, noticing his wife still didn't have a shirt on.
Peter: Hurry up MJ, we're going to be late for your appointment!
MJ burst into tears. Peter sighed gently; yet another break down.
MJ: None of my bras will fit!
Peter wrapped her in a hug and gave her a kiss on the top of her head. He dug deep inside of the drawer and pulled out a special one that they had bought at the store.
Peter: Try the special one...
MJ slipped it on and it fit. She pulled a long pink shirt over her head and grabbed her purse.
MJ: Did you clean the litter box yesterday?
Peter: Yes, now let's go...
They ran down the stairs of their house and to their car. Peter drove off to their doctor, who was only 10 minutes away. They checked in and sat in the waiting room until a nurse called MJ back. The nurse instructed her to lie down on a table and that the doctor would be right there. The nurse left the cold room.
MJ: What do you think the baby is going to be?
Peter: I don't know...I sort of want a boy...
MJ: Why?
Peter: I don't know...But it would be nice if we had a girl too...If it was a girl, what would you want to name it?
MJ: I'd name it Daveigh...I've always liked that name...
Peter: Yeah, that's a pretty name...
The doctor opened up the door.
Dr. Todd: Hello MJ, Peter.
MJ/Peter: Hi.
Dr. Todd: How have you been doing MJ?
MJ: Fine, it's just that my back is starting to hurt and I have to pee all the time...
Dr. Todd: That's normal...
He sat on a stool and wheeled around to MJ's side.
Dr. Todd: Could you pull up your shirt? Sorry if the jelly's cold.
He opened a tube of a jelly substance and rubbed it on MJ's round middle. She shivered.
Dr. Todd: Let's see what's going on in there...
He rubbed a small instrument all over.
Dr. Todd: Wow...you're having triplets...
MJ's eyes popped wide open. Having to go through crapping out a watermelon THREE times in a row didn't sound as rewarding as every mother made it sound. Peter rubbed her hand.
Peter: What are they going to be?
Dr. Todd paused for a minute.
Dr. Todd: Two girls...and one boy...
MJ: Wow...are they healthy?
Dr. Todd: They look like they are...and they're sort of big...which could be good...
He turned off the machine and gave MJ a towel to wipe the jelly off her stomach. Dr. Todd handed her a file.
Dr. Todd: See you in October...Don't hesitate to call me if you have questions.
MJ: Thanks doctor!
They walked out of the door and took the file to the desk. The receptionist gave them a bill and they left.
MJ: Tiger, I want to pick up a baby name book...
Peter: Okay...uh...where would we get one of those?
MJ: Well there is that website...
Peter: Okay...
They quickly arrived at home. Peter turned on their computer and waited for it to fully turn on. MJ pulled up a chair next to him with a note pad on her lap and a pen in her hand. She had separated the pad into four sections: Girl first names, girl middle names, boy first names and boy middle names.
Peter: Why are there separate sections for middle names?
MJ: I don't know...
The computer turned on fully and Peter opened Internet Explorer. MJ told him the site and he typed it in quickly.
MJ: Go to the girls section first...Ow...
Peter: Are you okay?!
MJ: I'm fine Peter, just a small kick.
She neatly wrote down "Daveigh" in the girl's first name spot.
Peter looked around.
Peter: I like May...Aunt May would have liked to have a grandniece named after her...
Aunt May had died 3 months after they had gotten married. MJ wrote "May" in the first name spot.
MJ: What should their middle names be? Or do you still want to look for first names?
Peter: I like Daveigh and May...They rhyme!
He chuckled.
MJ: But what about a boy's name?
Peter: How about Ben?
MJ: Yeah, that's nice...and it's after Uncle Ben...So that's the boy's name?
Peter: Sure...
Peter clicked around the girl's section.
Peter: What about Nicole for a middle name?
MJ: I like it...May Nicole? No...Daveigh Nicole sounds better...
She wrote it down.
Peter: That's nice...but would we call her Daveigh Nicole all the time?
MJ: No...Just Daveigh...What about May's middle name?
Peter: I don't know...
He clicked around some more.
Peter: What about Lauren?
MJ: For what? A middle name or a first?
Peter: A first and then May could be her middle name...
MJ: Okay...now we just have to find a middle name for the boy...
Peter switched to the boy section and searched.
Peter: How about Andrew?
MJ: That's okay...
Peter: Or Jason?
MJ: I like Jason...
Peter: Okay, so we have Daveigh Nicole, Lauren May, and Benjamin Jason...
MJ: Great! So there we go...I'm so excited! Except for the pain...
Peter: I'll be right there by your side...
MJ: I know...but Tara said that it's better to have the baby without the drugs...and she said that it's much more rewarding...
Peter: If you haven't noticed MJ, Tara isn't exactly the sanest person ever...
All of a sudden a crash was heard outside. They looked out the window and saw Joseph streaking across their lawn butt naked screaming like Tarzan. Lois ran after him and shot him with the tranquilizer gun. He fell to the ground instantly.
MJ: God, I hope our kids don't turn out like that...
Peter: Yeah...That would really be bad. He fell faster this time...he usually just withers to the ground...I guess they got stronger tranquilizers...
MJ: But I'm going to have the baby without drugs (AN: My mom had me and my brother without any numbing things...but then again, my mom has a freakishly high threshold of pain...)
Peter: Okay...if you want to...
Peter left it at that. MJ was too set on this to be swayed the other way. He sighed and tilted his chair back as Lois carried Joseph back into her house.
AN: Okay people! That's the last chapter for 2 weeks! But if you give me tons of good reviews, I might just force out the next one today... Now be a doll and review! Kisses!
MJ was fiercely digging through her drawers trying to get dress for her doctor's appointment. She had gained a lot of weight and her stomach poked out. Peter walked into the room, noticing his wife still didn't have a shirt on.
Peter: Hurry up MJ, we're going to be late for your appointment!
MJ burst into tears. Peter sighed gently; yet another break down.
MJ: None of my bras will fit!
Peter wrapped her in a hug and gave her a kiss on the top of her head. He dug deep inside of the drawer and pulled out a special one that they had bought at the store.
Peter: Try the special one...
MJ slipped it on and it fit. She pulled a long pink shirt over her head and grabbed her purse.
MJ: Did you clean the litter box yesterday?
Peter: Yes, now let's go...
They ran down the stairs of their house and to their car. Peter drove off to their doctor, who was only 10 minutes away. They checked in and sat in the waiting room until a nurse called MJ back. The nurse instructed her to lie down on a table and that the doctor would be right there. The nurse left the cold room.
MJ: What do you think the baby is going to be?
Peter: I don't know...I sort of want a boy...
MJ: Why?
Peter: I don't know...But it would be nice if we had a girl too...If it was a girl, what would you want to name it?
MJ: I'd name it Daveigh...I've always liked that name...
Peter: Yeah, that's a pretty name...
The doctor opened up the door.
Dr. Todd: Hello MJ, Peter.
MJ/Peter: Hi.
Dr. Todd: How have you been doing MJ?
MJ: Fine, it's just that my back is starting to hurt and I have to pee all the time...
Dr. Todd: That's normal...
He sat on a stool and wheeled around to MJ's side.
Dr. Todd: Could you pull up your shirt? Sorry if the jelly's cold.
He opened a tube of a jelly substance and rubbed it on MJ's round middle. She shivered.
Dr. Todd: Let's see what's going on in there...
He rubbed a small instrument all over.
Dr. Todd: Wow...you're having triplets...
MJ's eyes popped wide open. Having to go through crapping out a watermelon THREE times in a row didn't sound as rewarding as every mother made it sound. Peter rubbed her hand.
Peter: What are they going to be?
Dr. Todd paused for a minute.
Dr. Todd: Two girls...and one boy...
MJ: Wow...are they healthy?
Dr. Todd: They look like they are...and they're sort of big...which could be good...
He turned off the machine and gave MJ a towel to wipe the jelly off her stomach. Dr. Todd handed her a file.
Dr. Todd: See you in October...Don't hesitate to call me if you have questions.
MJ: Thanks doctor!
They walked out of the door and took the file to the desk. The receptionist gave them a bill and they left.
MJ: Tiger, I want to pick up a baby name book...
Peter: Okay...uh...where would we get one of those?
MJ: Well there is that website...
Peter: Okay...
They quickly arrived at home. Peter turned on their computer and waited for it to fully turn on. MJ pulled up a chair next to him with a note pad on her lap and a pen in her hand. She had separated the pad into four sections: Girl first names, girl middle names, boy first names and boy middle names.
Peter: Why are there separate sections for middle names?
MJ: I don't know...
The computer turned on fully and Peter opened Internet Explorer. MJ told him the site and he typed it in quickly.
MJ: Go to the girls section first...Ow...
Peter: Are you okay?!
MJ: I'm fine Peter, just a small kick.
She neatly wrote down "Daveigh" in the girl's first name spot.
Peter looked around.
Peter: I like May...Aunt May would have liked to have a grandniece named after her...
Aunt May had died 3 months after they had gotten married. MJ wrote "May" in the first name spot.
MJ: What should their middle names be? Or do you still want to look for first names?
Peter: I like Daveigh and May...They rhyme!
He chuckled.
MJ: But what about a boy's name?
Peter: How about Ben?
MJ: Yeah, that's nice...and it's after Uncle Ben...So that's the boy's name?
Peter: Sure...
Peter clicked around the girl's section.
Peter: What about Nicole for a middle name?
MJ: I like it...May Nicole? No...Daveigh Nicole sounds better...
She wrote it down.
Peter: That's nice...but would we call her Daveigh Nicole all the time?
MJ: No...Just Daveigh...What about May's middle name?
Peter: I don't know...
He clicked around some more.
Peter: What about Lauren?
MJ: For what? A middle name or a first?
Peter: A first and then May could be her middle name...
MJ: Okay...now we just have to find a middle name for the boy...
Peter switched to the boy section and searched.
Peter: How about Andrew?
MJ: That's okay...
Peter: Or Jason?
MJ: I like Jason...
Peter: Okay, so we have Daveigh Nicole, Lauren May, and Benjamin Jason...
MJ: Great! So there we go...I'm so excited! Except for the pain...
Peter: I'll be right there by your side...
MJ: I know...but Tara said that it's better to have the baby without the drugs...and she said that it's much more rewarding...
Peter: If you haven't noticed MJ, Tara isn't exactly the sanest person ever...
All of a sudden a crash was heard outside. They looked out the window and saw Joseph streaking across their lawn butt naked screaming like Tarzan. Lois ran after him and shot him with the tranquilizer gun. He fell to the ground instantly.
MJ: God, I hope our kids don't turn out like that...
Peter: Yeah...That would really be bad. He fell faster this time...he usually just withers to the ground...I guess they got stronger tranquilizers...
MJ: But I'm going to have the baby without drugs (AN: My mom had me and my brother without any numbing things...but then again, my mom has a freakishly high threshold of pain...)
Peter: Okay...if you want to...
Peter left it at that. MJ was too set on this to be swayed the other way. He sighed and tilted his chair back as Lois carried Joseph back into her house.
AN: Okay people! That's the last chapter for 2 weeks! But if you give me tons of good reviews, I might just force out the next one today... Now be a doll and review! Kisses!