AKA My attempt at a SM/Original/YGO crossover
Jai: Welps, I'm back again. I think I'm on a roll here! This is the best I've ever done with one story! I'm running on air! ::dances around::
Jow: The Fuck, Jai?
Jaemes: I side with Jow here. What the hell are you talking about?
Jai: Muwhahahahaha! I'm like oneof those new cars! I'm running on o and co2, despite the heat of the summer! ::Dances around, using some unknown energy supply::
Jow/Jaemes: WTF??
Jai: READ!! ::the fourth wall shivers in fear as she points at the story::
Warnings:
Anzu (Tea) Bashing.
Shonen-ai/Yaoi.and Shoujo-ai/Yuri aka slash. aka homosexuality. (nothing explicit. Meybe soemthing like, "And they closed the door and had the best night they had had in a long time." Or something to that extent.)
Swearing. Alot of it, and at least half will be in the author's notes. (Mostly in later chap. when I get so frustrated that I want to kill something. namely my muse.)
Inuendo. Does this really need a warning? shrug W/ever.
Disclaimer:
Jai: No, I don't own anything, except Jaemes and Jow and Myself. And God. Well, not really. The god in the Orig. Part at least. W/ever. And Kit.
Jow: To translate from 'Jai' into English, this means that Jai Doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon or whatever cameos she throws in.
Jai: Don't sue, please?
::Sound effects/actions in teh Authours note's::
/Yuugi to Yami/
/Yami to Yuugi/
-Ryou to Bakura-
-Bakura to Ryou-
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Last time
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Usagi blinked. There it was again, another one fo those wierd moments where Yuugi and Yami seemed to be comunicating. "Well, I'm Tsukino Usagi, this is Mizuno Ami, as you know, that's Hino Rei, Kino Makotol, Aino Minako, Ten'ou Hakura, Kaiou Michiru and Chiba Mamoru. We don't know why we're here, or how we got here...." suddenly the odango-haired teen sat down and burst into tears.
Everyone on Yuugi's side blinked.
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The Rising Action Part o2
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Bakura walked foreward and looked at the Odango-atama. "What the Fuck? We're in the freaking middle of a conversation and you just sit down on you damn ass and start bawling your eyes out. Seriously. The hell?"
Ryou quickly moved forward and caught his dark's arms. "Bakura-kun, If Yami-sama must watch his language, so must you."
The wilder of the white-haired duo looked over at his ex-host-but-still-friend (though Yami and Yuugi knew it was more)."Fine. But for every time the Pharaoh Curses, I get to. Deal?"
"Deal." The polite teen smiled and hugged his other half, much to the latter's embarrasement. Turning to the now-and-again stunned group, he gave them a different kind of smile. "So, Tsukino-san, I take it you have no more of an idea about anything regarding why you're here than we do?"
It was Hakura who answered. "Yeah, we've got absolutely no idea. One minute we were at Rei's house, the next, we're here."
"And I still say it's odango-atama's fault somehow." Said raven-haired shrine-maiden grumbled.
"Well, perhaps we can aide you? We are rather well versed in the strange," Ryou offered, adding quietly, "especialy considering Yami-sama and Baku-chan."
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Later, they were all crammed into Yuugi's house, being it was the closest to the park. Seto's probably would have had more room, but for now, it would do. They had all been discussing....well, nothing really. They had been chatting Idly, Ryou and Minako, having found that they had both lived in England, were chating about the differences between the way they remembered it. Bakura and Mamoru had somehow gotten themselves into a staring contest - with Usagi cheering her 'Mamo-chan' on -, Yami and Yuugi were sitting together on the couch chatting with Ami and Makoto, while Jonouchi and Seto had left to get the Limo from the Kaiba Mansion (and quite likely something else entirely, too.), so everyone could be transported to said mansion, where, as was mentioned, there was more room.
Let's tune into Ami's conversation with Yami and Yuugi.
"What did Bakura -It is Bakura, isn't it?" at Yuugi's nod, she continued, "What did he mean when said 'The Pharaoh'?"
Yami and Yuugi shared a look, and decided they could trust these people. "Yami is the incarnation of an Ancient Pharaoh from Egypt. Bakura was once a tomb Robber, and he and Yami have a bit of a....Friendly Rivalry. They remember...some of what happened back then, so..."
Ami was a bit taken aback by this news. "So, You have memories of a previous life." Not a question, but a statement.
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Jai: Yeah, Short, crappy, useless chapter. You'll find out more crap next chapter. ::Shakes head:: Yeah, I was wathing Big Brother 5 while I wrote this, and my muse went out for Ice Cream with my Creation (Jaemes) around the Ryou/Bakura part. yeah, it's crap. ::dies::