AKA My attempt at a SM/Original/YGO crossover
Jai: ::Is still dead:: >
Jow:::sweatdrop::
Jaemes: ::bink::
Warnings:
Anzu (Tea) Bashing.
Shonen-ai/Yaoi.and Shoujo-ai/Yuri aka slash. aka homosexuality. (nothing explicit. Meybe soemthing like, "And they closed the door and had the best night they had had in a long time." Or something to that extent.)
Swearing. Alot of it, and at least half will be in the author's notes. (Mostly in later chap. when I get so frustrated that I want to kill something. namely my muse.)
Inuendo. Does this really need a warning? shrug W/ever.
Disclaimer:
Jai: No, I don't own anything, except Jaemes and Jow and Myself. And God. Well, not really. The god in the Orig. Part at least. W/ever. And Kit.
Jow: To translate from 'Jai' into English, this means that Jai Doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon or whatever cameos she throws in.
Jai: Don't sue, please?
::Sound effects/actions in teh Authours note's::
/Yuugi to Yami/
/Yami to Yuugi/
-Ryou to Bakura-
-Bakura to Ryou-
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Last time
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Yami and Yuugi shared a look, and decided they could trust these people. "Yami is the incarnation of an Ancient Pharaoh from Egypt. Bakura was once a tomb Robber, and he and Yami have a bit of a....Friendly Rivalry. They remember...some of what happened back then, so..."
Ami was a bit taken aback by this news. "So, You have memories of a previous life." Not a question, but a statement.
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The Rising Action Part o3
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Jaemes paced around the small pool of water in his room. What it was showing him was most worrysome. What the hell had caused the odd anomalies that he saw. This should not have happened.
So he paced.
And paced some more.
And more.
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Two hours, or so it would seem to the average human, later, Jaemes was still pacing. The green-haired, pink-eyed, Tan-skinned, egyptian-inspired deity of time knew nothing that he had done could have caused this strange occurence. His koi, and apprentice, Kit, the black-haired, green-eyed, pale-skined youth had little to no expirience.....
Shit.
A few minutes later, should any inocent bystander looked into the house of Time, all they would have seen were the million and one clocks that adorned the walls, a slight blur of Green, blue and red, and perhaps felt a slight breeze.
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In the authour's relm, a wake was being held, though the only one present, other than the coffin, was a four inch tall man with spiky hair that added another into to his height. Suddenly, the figure in the coffin sat up straight with a yell.
"EUREKAAAA!!!!"
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Yuugi and Yami sneezed simultaneously, and a sense of impending DOOM-eh fell upon the group of teens, though none recognised it as the knowledge of an Authour with a (disputably) Good idea.
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Jai: ::is sitting on a couch, a laptop on the table before her:: DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
Jow: OO
Jaemes: OO
Jow: Okay, Jai, we're used to you screaming things randomly, namely 'Purple Monkey Dishwasher', but What the fuck was that?
Jai: I have no idea....
Jow: --
Jai: ...What you're talking about.
MORE SOON! (sorry it's short.)