The sun was setting slowly, painting the sky orange and pink, but the Yu Yu Hakusho gang wasn't paying attention to the scenery.

Botan landed behind a clutter of bushes so as to remain unseen. Hiei flitted into the tree above her, and the others gracefully crouched by her side [well, Kuwabara wasn't exactly graceful...]

"Well, this is it, guys," Botan said, her serious "mask" on. "If our tracking devices were indeed correct, then the portal should be very close by - and that's where all the demons should be coming in."

Hiei used his jagan to scan the area. "There are three humans and a demon in that wellhouse over there."

"Well, what are we waiting for?!" Yusuke yelled.

"Let's kick some butt!' Kuwabara hollered as he got up - and tripped.

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"Well, you see, a telephone is something you pick up and - " Kagome patiently explained.

Inuyasha stiffened. "There are two demons here. And two very strong humans." He sniffed to reassure himself. "And someone else... But I can't tell what it is.

Miroku mentally kicked himself for not sensing another demon aura. -Just because we're in the future doesn't mean there aren't still demons- Miroku thought.

"Come to think of it, I can sort of sense a youkai vibe..." Kagome replied.

Sango spoke up, brave and determined as always. "Inuyasha, can you tell what kind of demons they are?"

Inuyasha, not having an answer, merely said, "Feh."

CRACK!

The side of the wellhouse facing the woods caved in, and Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei stood, with Yusuke in the front.

"Don't worry!" Kuwabara called out. "We'll save you!" With that, he ran over and picked up Kagome and Sango to "get them out of the way".

Inuyasha, who was royally pissed, whipped out Tetsusaiga [sp?]. Miroku, who was much more than a a little bit peeved, would've unwrapped his Air Rip, but do to the circumstances, brandished his staff.

However, the one who saved Kagome and Sango from Kuwabara was.... Sango herself.

"HENTAI!" She screamed, slapping his face with so much force that even Keiko would have been amazed.

Kuwabara dropped the girls and held his face [which now sported a throbbing red and purple hand indentation on it].

Yusuke, of course, laughed.

"HAHAHA!! You idiot! Got beat up by a GIRL!"

Sango took offense to this.

"We came here to find the portal," Kurama reminded them. "And apparently this demon is in the way."

"Excuse me?" Inuyasha asked menacingly.

"No worries," Hiei said. "He's just a hanyou."

With that, Inuyasha burst out in a stream of curses, racing after the swift Hiei with his sword high in the air.

Kurama retrieved his rose whip and was about to strike at Inuyasha when someone hit him in the back of the head. He was outfitted in old black and purple priest clothes... It was quite strange for the time.

With that, Kurama focused his attack on the priest [a/n; if you don't know, it's Miroku - not a made up character... it was kind of kurama's pov, ya know?]. Likewise, Miroku readied for the onslaught.

Meanwhile, Sango was throwing boomerang at Yusuke, who was trying to dodge all of the girl's attacks without hurting her or the other girl [a/n: Kagome!], and was not fairing too well.

Kagome stood there and watched [Kuwabara was sulking in the corner]. She did not want this fight to mess up her home. In fact, she didn't want this fight at all.

"What do you guys want?" She yelled.

No one listened.

"STOP IT!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Still, no one listened.

Finally, she went to get her bow and arrows. She strung one and pulled back as far as she feasibly could have.

She released.

The arrow did not hit anyone, but whizzed by all of their heads with a dazzling blue light.

All was then silent, as silent eyes bore into her.

This was the desired effect.

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Just occured to me how much I've been making fun of Kuwabara. Oh well. Hope you guys liked it. Thanks Foxyfiredemon, for reviewing more than once - it makes me know people read more than the first chapter, lol. I'm gonna be taking votes for the couplings. No yaoi/yuri suggestions, please. I definitely want an alternate pairing for kag and inu, and I suppose these are the following choices; [for inu] kikyou, kagura, own character, kana [shudders!], keiko, sango [eh?], yukina, botan. [for kag] hiei, kurama, kuwabara, yusuke, touya, jin, sess, naraku, kouga, miroku, own character. So yeah... vote... please? Btw, I don't write lemonyness. Maybe OOCness, or WAFFness, but never lemonyness..... REVIEW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::cough:: sorry about that....