"Who's Shippo?" Yusuke stupidly asked.
"He's been working undercover for me for about 85 years now," Koenma spoke around his pacifier, still hovering a few feet above the ground.
"That many years! No wonder he couldn't find me," Kagome thought aloud.
Although a few of their thoughts remained on Shippo, the group fell into an awkward silence. They all had the same thoughts; What now?
"Well, not to say we don't appreciate you being here, but..." Kagome started.
"Seeing as you have no purpose being here, she means GO AWAY," Finished Inuyasha.
"Well, we would, but we unfortunately have nothing to go by," Botan stated nervously. Any moment now, someone was going to ask -
"So what exactly do you do?" Sango questioned.
The group looked at each other. Finally, Kurama spoke up, and both groups sat patiently while their proffessions were explained.
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"You know, although I have done some strange things myself, I find it very hard to believe," Kagome stated. While the full truth of the Yu Yu Hakusho gang had been revealed, the Inuyasha gang had yet to tell them theirs.
"Well, I'm afraid we have no idea what to do, so..." Koenma paused.
"We will be staying here."
"WHAT!!!??????"
"I don't know if anything has changed, sir, but... Isn't it rude for someone to invite themselves to stay at someone's living space?" Miroku asked, puzzled.
The Yu Yu hakusho group stared pointedly at Koenma....
Who wasn't there.
"Koenma!" Yusuke yelled. "Stupid toddler - where are you! Dangit!"
"Calm down Yusuke, I'm sure he hasn't left us," Botan assured him, although feeling slightly more nervous herself. She didn't want to be alone with that beastly hanyou [disregarding the fact that she's with four... er... three very strong fighters at at the moment...]
"We just have to keep our cool till he shows himself," said Kuwabara, deciding it safe to talk after the series of humiliating events. [I would have more stuff happen to him, but then he wouldn't be able to talk.]
"Yeah, and you would know all about that, wouldn't you, baka ningen," Hiei spat.
"Yeah, well-"
"Excuse me! Did we forget the matter of my house already," Kagome interrupted. She was beginning to find this very repetitive. "If you need somewhere to stay, you can go to a hotel nearby -"
This time, Kagome herself was interrupted.
"Ah, yes, of course you can stay to assure the safety of my granddaughter," Happily agreed [who else?] Kagome's grandpa, shaking hands and beaming at a now teenage Koenma.
"Where'd that toddler go?" Kagome asked. "That guy's kind of cute..." She added as an after thought.
All of the YYH group could hardly stand up for their laughter after her comment, but Kagome didn't know it was directed to her. "What? What's so funny?" She frowned. "Is there something on my face?" This only caused them to double over with laughter.
Then she turned around, saw her grandpa walking away, and then saw as the teenager transformed into the strange talking child... "You're rather cute yourself," he said, giving her a wink.
"Uh... I think. I'm... Gonna be sick."
"You know, I think I probably would be too if he winked at me," said Yusuke.
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"Get out of my house!" Kagome yelled to the little toddler who had just set foot in her living room. "You have no right to be in here without my permission - it's trespassing!" Kagome was getting angrier by the minute, and Inuyasha chose to tread softly, otherwise she might pull a string of "sits".
"You really are making a big deal out of nothing," Hiei said, barely containing his mockery. He then however looked to his right, where Kuwabara and Yusuke were having fun giving each other wet willies. "Or perhaps you aren't..." The fire demon added as an afterthought.
Kurama decided to take this opprotunity to step in. He truly felt very guilty for imposing the situation on the innocent young girl, but they apparently had no choice. "We are so incredibly sorry to... impose on you like this, but we are also filled with gratitude. We promise to stay out of your way as much as possible -"
There was a crash. Yusuke and Kuwabara had been playing ninja turtles on the roof of the already suffering wellhouse, causing even more damage.
"-and we will pay for any thing that might need replacement," He finished, looking sickened.
"Stupid ningens," Hiei muttered.
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Shippo shuddered. Despite his demonic abilities and instincts of servival, he still utterly loathed flying [in airplanes that is]. The cramped spaces close to the weird smelly strangers with no leg room. Not to mention the deafening sound of the engines - and the horrible food. He could list many things.
Why couldn't I just use a portal? Shippo asked himself for the millionth time. So what if they're having problems right now. He was a genius when it came to those things. He would be able to get through.
Recently, Koenma had ordered the shut down of all portals, whether they be time, place, or dimension portals, as it seemed that with the disappearance of one, many others might follow suit. So he was stuck on the long boring flight in the uncomfortable chair [even though he was in first class], listening to the flight attendant drone on about the safety procedures that he knew by heart... and a three year old was kicking his seat.
He looked through his files. He hadn't really found anyone of use in America, although he had no doubt they'd be sending him back again. He wouldn't mind if it weren't for the method of transportation. the United States of America was exciting. Even if half the population was too obese to move. [a/n; hey, I love the USA, live here, but you kow a lot of us are overweight. Let's all sue McDonald's! j/k] He still doubted there'd be anyone of use there. It hadn't been a place of much demonic descent, other than the "gods" that a certain tribe of Native Americans had worshipped.
They were about to start moving when someone came in, interrupting the flight attendant. He took a seat across from Shippo, where he could feel a cold, steely gaze on him. He paused when he recognized the smell - almost like Inuyasha's, except... Shippo looked up, and saw Sesshoumaru's golden gaze upon his acid green one.
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Yeah, so how is it? Review, s'il vous plait. Tell me what you like and don't like. I welcome ideas. Yup. If you want to be in my other fic, review it now. So yeah. Not much to say. Still don't know pairing, although I guess i'm leaning towards Kag/Hiei - review if you wnt to keep it or change it.... or just leave it, lol. I could just make it an indefinite pairing, it matters not. Later :] Hope ya liked it. Feeling energy deprived, srry if it was a bit slow.
"He's been working undercover for me for about 85 years now," Koenma spoke around his pacifier, still hovering a few feet above the ground.
"That many years! No wonder he couldn't find me," Kagome thought aloud.
Although a few of their thoughts remained on Shippo, the group fell into an awkward silence. They all had the same thoughts; What now?
"Well, not to say we don't appreciate you being here, but..." Kagome started.
"Seeing as you have no purpose being here, she means GO AWAY," Finished Inuyasha.
"Well, we would, but we unfortunately have nothing to go by," Botan stated nervously. Any moment now, someone was going to ask -
"So what exactly do you do?" Sango questioned.
The group looked at each other. Finally, Kurama spoke up, and both groups sat patiently while their proffessions were explained.
**********************
"You know, although I have done some strange things myself, I find it very hard to believe," Kagome stated. While the full truth of the Yu Yu Hakusho gang had been revealed, the Inuyasha gang had yet to tell them theirs.
"Well, I'm afraid we have no idea what to do, so..." Koenma paused.
"We will be staying here."
"WHAT!!!??????"
"I don't know if anything has changed, sir, but... Isn't it rude for someone to invite themselves to stay at someone's living space?" Miroku asked, puzzled.
The Yu Yu hakusho group stared pointedly at Koenma....
Who wasn't there.
"Koenma!" Yusuke yelled. "Stupid toddler - where are you! Dangit!"
"Calm down Yusuke, I'm sure he hasn't left us," Botan assured him, although feeling slightly more nervous herself. She didn't want to be alone with that beastly hanyou [disregarding the fact that she's with four... er... three very strong fighters at at the moment...]
"We just have to keep our cool till he shows himself," said Kuwabara, deciding it safe to talk after the series of humiliating events. [I would have more stuff happen to him, but then he wouldn't be able to talk.]
"Yeah, and you would know all about that, wouldn't you, baka ningen," Hiei spat.
"Yeah, well-"
"Excuse me! Did we forget the matter of my house already," Kagome interrupted. She was beginning to find this very repetitive. "If you need somewhere to stay, you can go to a hotel nearby -"
This time, Kagome herself was interrupted.
"Ah, yes, of course you can stay to assure the safety of my granddaughter," Happily agreed [who else?] Kagome's grandpa, shaking hands and beaming at a now teenage Koenma.
"Where'd that toddler go?" Kagome asked. "That guy's kind of cute..." She added as an after thought.
All of the YYH group could hardly stand up for their laughter after her comment, but Kagome didn't know it was directed to her. "What? What's so funny?" She frowned. "Is there something on my face?" This only caused them to double over with laughter.
Then she turned around, saw her grandpa walking away, and then saw as the teenager transformed into the strange talking child... "You're rather cute yourself," he said, giving her a wink.
"Uh... I think. I'm... Gonna be sick."
"You know, I think I probably would be too if he winked at me," said Yusuke.
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"Get out of my house!" Kagome yelled to the little toddler who had just set foot in her living room. "You have no right to be in here without my permission - it's trespassing!" Kagome was getting angrier by the minute, and Inuyasha chose to tread softly, otherwise she might pull a string of "sits".
"You really are making a big deal out of nothing," Hiei said, barely containing his mockery. He then however looked to his right, where Kuwabara and Yusuke were having fun giving each other wet willies. "Or perhaps you aren't..." The fire demon added as an afterthought.
Kurama decided to take this opprotunity to step in. He truly felt very guilty for imposing the situation on the innocent young girl, but they apparently had no choice. "We are so incredibly sorry to... impose on you like this, but we are also filled with gratitude. We promise to stay out of your way as much as possible -"
There was a crash. Yusuke and Kuwabara had been playing ninja turtles on the roof of the already suffering wellhouse, causing even more damage.
"-and we will pay for any thing that might need replacement," He finished, looking sickened.
"Stupid ningens," Hiei muttered.
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Shippo shuddered. Despite his demonic abilities and instincts of servival, he still utterly loathed flying [in airplanes that is]. The cramped spaces close to the weird smelly strangers with no leg room. Not to mention the deafening sound of the engines - and the horrible food. He could list many things.
Why couldn't I just use a portal? Shippo asked himself for the millionth time. So what if they're having problems right now. He was a genius when it came to those things. He would be able to get through.
Recently, Koenma had ordered the shut down of all portals, whether they be time, place, or dimension portals, as it seemed that with the disappearance of one, many others might follow suit. So he was stuck on the long boring flight in the uncomfortable chair [even though he was in first class], listening to the flight attendant drone on about the safety procedures that he knew by heart... and a three year old was kicking his seat.
He looked through his files. He hadn't really found anyone of use in America, although he had no doubt they'd be sending him back again. He wouldn't mind if it weren't for the method of transportation. the United States of America was exciting. Even if half the population was too obese to move. [a/n; hey, I love the USA, live here, but you kow a lot of us are overweight. Let's all sue McDonald's! j/k] He still doubted there'd be anyone of use there. It hadn't been a place of much demonic descent, other than the "gods" that a certain tribe of Native Americans had worshipped.
They were about to start moving when someone came in, interrupting the flight attendant. He took a seat across from Shippo, where he could feel a cold, steely gaze on him. He paused when he recognized the smell - almost like Inuyasha's, except... Shippo looked up, and saw Sesshoumaru's golden gaze upon his acid green one.
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Yeah, so how is it? Review, s'il vous plait. Tell me what you like and don't like. I welcome ideas. Yup. If you want to be in my other fic, review it now. So yeah. Not much to say. Still don't know pairing, although I guess i'm leaning towards Kag/Hiei - review if you wnt to keep it or change it.... or just leave it, lol. I could just make it an indefinite pairing, it matters not. Later :] Hope ya liked it. Feeling energy deprived, srry if it was a bit slow.