Disclaimer: I'm Louise Rennison! I own the ace gang! I own Libby! I even own the Sex God! Wait, no I don't. I'm merely a fan.

Prologue:

A Note From Georgia

Hello again my dear American chums. It's me, Georgia.

I have once again written a double cool with nobs, if I may say so myself, which I just did, so it is, diary for you.

Well, I have, once again, written a glossery for those of you Americans who are so thick you cant figure out what in the name of Slim's huge knickers we're talking about. We can't forget diplomosity, after all.

P.S. You don't know what "thick" is, do you?

P.P.S. I still love you, though

P.P.P.S. Really.

P.P.P.P.S. "Have a nice day," like you Americans would say.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I finally said that with out throwing up(ish).

Georgia