aN: I just want you all to know that I haven't read the fifth book in the series, so some of the story might not fit in. Here's what I think happens, though.
Also thanks to my two reviewers. It makes me feel special that u actually took the time. Sniffs loudly.
Lastly, I'm soooooo sorry that it took me forever and a day to update. I was out of this country, and with out a compu. I'll try to be faster this time. Please forgive me! plz?
Disclaimer: I'm Louise Rennison! I own the ace gang! I own Libby! I even own the Sex God! Wait, no I don't. I'm merely a fan.
Chapter 1:
All alone
Sunday February 9th
In bed
9:30 a.m.
I'm too miserable to get up! I'm cold, and all alone in this world. The Sex God abandoned me for Kewi-agogo-land! Why, oh why must God, or Booda, forsaken me this way?
9:33 a.m.
Wait. Not so alone. I've got Libby and all her little friends with me too.
Can I never have some privacy?
I mean, a bit of alone time is all I ask for. That's not too much, is it?
I have to be alone to think about snogging Robby.
Even if he's gone, I can't loose my skills. I mean, there's Dave the L.
9:34 a.m.
He's quite groovy looking, actually.
9:37 a.m.
No! What are you talking about, Georgia? You have to morn the loss of the SG!
I think I'll still go for that whole using my red bottom wisely thing. Much funner than moping about all day. That's just too hard for someone like me...
10:45 a.m.
Even though it's practically dawn, I'll sacrifice myself and get up. I might phone Jas.
She might have something smart to say for once. But I shouldn't ask for such huge miracles to happen.
Might as well ask for wet Linzzey to stop being such a weed!
11:15 a.m.
I can't believe it! Between Jas and that fool of a man who claims, key word, to be the man who helped my existance... uh, exist, life is impossible!
I mean Vati's so greedy he wont spend more than 2 pents on me for phone emergencies!
I bet if I fell down the stairs and cracked my skull open he wouldn't call an ambulance and say, "I'm not made from money!
When you're the one paying your own bills you can use the phone however long you please!"
So anyway, I'm not allowed to spend more than five seconds on the phone before he's hollering at me to get my arss off, and with Jas's IQ of -180, I reckon I'll never get around to telling her anything
So it's back to morning Robby's mistake..
aN: Again I'm so sorry for the long delay. I know this chappy is kind of, like, not going anywhere, but the next will be way better. And quicker. If you like review. If you don't, review anyway. And if there's something you really want me to put in the story or something... I dunno.
Also thanks to my two reviewers. It makes me feel special that u actually took the time. Sniffs loudly.
Lastly, I'm soooooo sorry that it took me forever and a day to update. I was out of this country, and with out a compu. I'll try to be faster this time. Please forgive me! plz?
Disclaimer: I'm Louise Rennison! I own the ace gang! I own Libby! I even own the Sex God! Wait, no I don't. I'm merely a fan.
Chapter 1:
All alone
Sunday February 9th
In bed
9:30 a.m.
I'm too miserable to get up! I'm cold, and all alone in this world. The Sex God abandoned me for Kewi-agogo-land! Why, oh why must God, or Booda, forsaken me this way?
9:33 a.m.
Wait. Not so alone. I've got Libby and all her little friends with me too.
Can I never have some privacy?
I mean, a bit of alone time is all I ask for. That's not too much, is it?
I have to be alone to think about snogging Robby.
Even if he's gone, I can't loose my skills. I mean, there's Dave the L.
9:34 a.m.
He's quite groovy looking, actually.
9:37 a.m.
No! What are you talking about, Georgia? You have to morn the loss of the SG!
I think I'll still go for that whole using my red bottom wisely thing. Much funner than moping about all day. That's just too hard for someone like me...
10:45 a.m.
Even though it's practically dawn, I'll sacrifice myself and get up. I might phone Jas.
She might have something smart to say for once. But I shouldn't ask for such huge miracles to happen.
Might as well ask for wet Linzzey to stop being such a weed!
11:15 a.m.
I can't believe it! Between Jas and that fool of a man who claims, key word, to be the man who helped my existance... uh, exist, life is impossible!
I mean Vati's so greedy he wont spend more than 2 pents on me for phone emergencies!
I bet if I fell down the stairs and cracked my skull open he wouldn't call an ambulance and say, "I'm not made from money!
When you're the one paying your own bills you can use the phone however long you please!"
So anyway, I'm not allowed to spend more than five seconds on the phone before he's hollering at me to get my arss off, and with Jas's IQ of -180, I reckon I'll never get around to telling her anything
So it's back to morning Robby's mistake..
aN: Again I'm so sorry for the long delay. I know this chappy is kind of, like, not going anywhere, but the next will be way better. And quicker. If you like review. If you don't, review anyway. And if there's something you really want me to put in the story or something... I dunno.