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Go-my-cat: Don't worry...Ron won't die!
CHAPTER SIX
"Neville...I am going to knock your head off!" Ron roared. He really looked like an angry lion.
Neville was trembling. "I...well...it's an accident..." he stammered.
"ACCIDENT?! You call this an ACCIDENT?" Ron screamed.
"Uh...I'll get back to you later, Ron...I've got...uh, homework to do," Neville said and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Nevilleeeeee!!!" Ron yelled. He was about to go chase him but Harry and the others came and stopped him. Draco was rolling on the floor, simply hysterical with laughter. Fred looked like he couldn't breathe anymore while George was afraid he might end up in the hospital wing because of his tummy, which is now in pain because of uncontrolled laughter.
"So, that's the modern cupid, huh?" Harry said. Ron blushed furiously. He was sooo embarrassed.
"You are so cuute!!!" Lavender told him as she tugged at his tiny wings.
Ron blushed even harder. "Could anyone please get me back to normal?!" he exclaimed. He looked at Harry.
"Sorry, I don't know how," Harry replied.
"Well, maybe it's time to go see Hermione. Maybe she's awake now. She can help you," Parvati told Ron.
Ron looked horrified. "Don't make me laugh! I mean, why would I want to go to outside and let people laugh at me?!" he snapped.
"If you want to be like that for the rest of your life, then ok," Lavender said.
"Well fine!" Ron finally said and went with the others as they made their way to the Gryffindor dormitory. Poor Ron. Unfortunately, a lot of people saw him and were all laughing at him.
"Hey, nice horns!" Lee Jordan shouted behind him.
At last, they reached the common room, Ron too ashamed to go out again. "Oh god..." he muttered, nearly fainting.
"Harry? Ron?" a faint voice said.
They all looked and saw Hermione sitting on the couch. Her hair was a little messy and she looked like she had just woken up.
"Hermione! You're ok!" Harry said, running to his best friend.
"Oh, Harry..." Hermione said. Then her face darkened. She stood up. "If I remember correctly...someone just dropped me while I was riding a broom..." She faced Malfoy.
"You wolf! Do you think I could forget! You...you ferret!" she exclaimed, pointing her finger at Draco's chest, and causing him to back out.
"Watch it, mudblood!" he said, annoyed.
Hermione was about to tell him something but instantly shut her mouth when she caught sight of Ron. She stumbled onto the floor, laughing her heart out. Harry helped her stand up but that didn't stop her laughter.
"Oh, my god," Hermione said. "What on earth happened to you? Oh, who thought of this dare?"
Parvati raised her hand. "Me!" she said proudly.
"Good going!" Hermione said.
Ron scowled. "Hermione!" he hissed.
Hermione laughed. "Sorry," she said, muttered the counter spell and Ron was back to normal.
"Alright...let's get back to the game," Ron said, sounding confident that he was looking ok now. "Fred, truth or dare?"
Fred stared at the ceiling before saying "Dare."
Neville's potion seemed to have an effect on Ron for he began to think so evil that it was so surprising. "I want you to serenade Pansy Parkinson in the most romantic way possible."
Fred looked like he had just attended a funeral. "Are you serious?" he said. "I know I laughed at you earlier but you can't do this to your own brother!" He gave Ron the most dejected look he could muster.
But Ron wasn't affected at all. "Go on, Fred. We're waiting..." he said.
Fred sighed and stood up. He motioned for George and Harry to come over and they discussed some things. "So, ready?" Ron asked as their faces popped into view.
"As ready as can be," Fred replied glumly. They made their way to the dungeons were Draco said he was sure to find Pansy.
"Of the people in Hogwarts why does it have to be Pansy Parkinson the slut?" Fred muttered under his breath as they passed by another corridor.
"At least it's not Filch," Parvati said hotly. They finally arrived there and Fred opened the door and found Pansy and her other girl friends painting their nails and having some make over, with Draco cowering behind Hermione's back.
"What are you doing here?" Pansy said coldly, eyeing the Gryffindors and never even spotting Draco.
Fred gave her a fake smile before handing her a rose. Pansy took it reluctantly and gave him a weird look. George was holding a guitar and Harry was holding roses. Fred stepped on the center of the room right in front of Pansy and started singing as George strummed the guitar.
Have you ever seen such a beautiful night? You could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright When I see you smiling and I go
Oh, oh, oh I would never want to miss this Coz in my heart I know what this is
The song continued with Fred's eyes directly on Pansy and Harry showering everyone with rose petals and George playing in the background that in the end Pansy wrapped her arms around Fred, whispering "I love you."
Ron and the others tried hard to suppress their laughter as Fred looked horrorstruck with Pansy saying, "Will you meet me later this evening?"
Fred replied, "I'm not sure. But I've gotta go." Then he left.
"Oh, that was great!" Parvati said. "So sweet!"
"Meet her this evening? Is she crazy?" Fred said in disbelief.
George laughed. "Why don't you give her a chance, bro?" he guffawed.
Fred gave him a look that said, "Forget it!" Harry just laughed even harder. But Draco sighed a sigh of relief.
"What's that for?" Lavender asked.
"At least I can relax now knowing that Pansy have a new love interest," Draco said, sounding as though his birthday's come early.
"Oops, found yourself a new admirer then," Hermione told Fred.
Fred cleared his throat. "Malfoy, want to go next?"
"Hey! I just finished a while ago," Draco complained.
"So?"
"So...fine!!! But if I have to do another dare with that filthy little mudblood..." Draco said. Ron and Harry both clenched their fists at the term.
"Whatever. But if you're so clever well then, play a prank on our I-am- almighty Potions master.
"But-but...what if he finds out it was me?" Draco whined.
"Then, you'll just have to join Ronniecuns in detention," Fred said coolly.
Draco glared at him before saying "Fine. But I need a bait." All eyes turned to Ron who said "What?"
"Thanks for volunteering, Weasel," Draco said, smirking. After a few minutes, all was set and everyone was waiting with bated breath behind the marble statue...They could clearly see the image of Snape walking with Ron.
"So where's the emergency, Weasley?" Snape spat.
"Um...I..." Ron's face turned red. It was a surprise he didn't faint when he knocked on Snape's chambers again earlier. "He was right here, Professor..." He glanced nervously at Draco's direction. Draco was giving him the thumbs up and so Ron took it as his cue and dragged the annoyed professor a little more to the left.
"Weasley, I suggest you go to St. Mungo's and-"But Snape didn't finish his words. The next thing he knew, he was all dripping wet and covered in mud. He opened his mouth to yell at Ron but stopped when he found himself being wrapped in tissue paper, just like a mummy. "WEASLEY!!!!"
Ron stared in horror. He didn't know this was what Draco had planned. He raced to the foot of the stares, trying very hard to avoid Snape but he followed him but suddenly tripped over Ron's feet and went rolling on the stairs. Ron was even more shocked. His eyes were as big as plates and with his last ounce of strength, he dashed towards his friends who were all laughing like hyenas.
"Did-did-did....you see...tha-that?" Hermione quipped. Her cheeks were pink and she was having a hard time to breathe.
"Malfoy...that was HILARIOUS!" George commented. He leaned on the walls for support as he laughed and laughed.
"Snape looked so...so..." Harry said, he was afraid he might burst out. But he continued laughing anyway. On their way to Gryffindor tower, Draco got nothing but praises and comments for his brilliant scheme.
Suddenly, Hermione asked what they all feared. "What if he finds out it's us?"
"Us? We never did anything," Parvati said. Everyone looked at Draco.
"I have nothing to fear. He didn't see me," Draco said coolly. Then, they all looked at Ron.
Finally, Ron found his voice. "OH NO! Of course he'll suspect it was me! OH NO! BLOODY HELL! IF MUM FINDS OUT OH NO OH OH NO-"
"Ron, calm down!" Lavender said. "Now let's just think, what will people think when they see Snape all wrapped in tissue and had just rolled on the stairs?"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh. "Well, we'll just leave it to Weasel, won't we?" Draco said.
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Go-my-cat: Don't worry...Ron won't die!
CHAPTER SIX
"Neville...I am going to knock your head off!" Ron roared. He really looked like an angry lion.
Neville was trembling. "I...well...it's an accident..." he stammered.
"ACCIDENT?! You call this an ACCIDENT?" Ron screamed.
"Uh...I'll get back to you later, Ron...I've got...uh, homework to do," Neville said and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Nevilleeeeee!!!" Ron yelled. He was about to go chase him but Harry and the others came and stopped him. Draco was rolling on the floor, simply hysterical with laughter. Fred looked like he couldn't breathe anymore while George was afraid he might end up in the hospital wing because of his tummy, which is now in pain because of uncontrolled laughter.
"So, that's the modern cupid, huh?" Harry said. Ron blushed furiously. He was sooo embarrassed.
"You are so cuute!!!" Lavender told him as she tugged at his tiny wings.
Ron blushed even harder. "Could anyone please get me back to normal?!" he exclaimed. He looked at Harry.
"Sorry, I don't know how," Harry replied.
"Well, maybe it's time to go see Hermione. Maybe she's awake now. She can help you," Parvati told Ron.
Ron looked horrified. "Don't make me laugh! I mean, why would I want to go to outside and let people laugh at me?!" he snapped.
"If you want to be like that for the rest of your life, then ok," Lavender said.
"Well fine!" Ron finally said and went with the others as they made their way to the Gryffindor dormitory. Poor Ron. Unfortunately, a lot of people saw him and were all laughing at him.
"Hey, nice horns!" Lee Jordan shouted behind him.
At last, they reached the common room, Ron too ashamed to go out again. "Oh god..." he muttered, nearly fainting.
"Harry? Ron?" a faint voice said.
They all looked and saw Hermione sitting on the couch. Her hair was a little messy and she looked like she had just woken up.
"Hermione! You're ok!" Harry said, running to his best friend.
"Oh, Harry..." Hermione said. Then her face darkened. She stood up. "If I remember correctly...someone just dropped me while I was riding a broom..." She faced Malfoy.
"You wolf! Do you think I could forget! You...you ferret!" she exclaimed, pointing her finger at Draco's chest, and causing him to back out.
"Watch it, mudblood!" he said, annoyed.
Hermione was about to tell him something but instantly shut her mouth when she caught sight of Ron. She stumbled onto the floor, laughing her heart out. Harry helped her stand up but that didn't stop her laughter.
"Oh, my god," Hermione said. "What on earth happened to you? Oh, who thought of this dare?"
Parvati raised her hand. "Me!" she said proudly.
"Good going!" Hermione said.
Ron scowled. "Hermione!" he hissed.
Hermione laughed. "Sorry," she said, muttered the counter spell and Ron was back to normal.
"Alright...let's get back to the game," Ron said, sounding confident that he was looking ok now. "Fred, truth or dare?"
Fred stared at the ceiling before saying "Dare."
Neville's potion seemed to have an effect on Ron for he began to think so evil that it was so surprising. "I want you to serenade Pansy Parkinson in the most romantic way possible."
Fred looked like he had just attended a funeral. "Are you serious?" he said. "I know I laughed at you earlier but you can't do this to your own brother!" He gave Ron the most dejected look he could muster.
But Ron wasn't affected at all. "Go on, Fred. We're waiting..." he said.
Fred sighed and stood up. He motioned for George and Harry to come over and they discussed some things. "So, ready?" Ron asked as their faces popped into view.
"As ready as can be," Fred replied glumly. They made their way to the dungeons were Draco said he was sure to find Pansy.
"Of the people in Hogwarts why does it have to be Pansy Parkinson the slut?" Fred muttered under his breath as they passed by another corridor.
"At least it's not Filch," Parvati said hotly. They finally arrived there and Fred opened the door and found Pansy and her other girl friends painting their nails and having some make over, with Draco cowering behind Hermione's back.
"What are you doing here?" Pansy said coldly, eyeing the Gryffindors and never even spotting Draco.
Fred gave her a fake smile before handing her a rose. Pansy took it reluctantly and gave him a weird look. George was holding a guitar and Harry was holding roses. Fred stepped on the center of the room right in front of Pansy and started singing as George strummed the guitar.
Have you ever seen such a beautiful night? You could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright When I see you smiling and I go
Oh, oh, oh I would never want to miss this Coz in my heart I know what this is
The song continued with Fred's eyes directly on Pansy and Harry showering everyone with rose petals and George playing in the background that in the end Pansy wrapped her arms around Fred, whispering "I love you."
Ron and the others tried hard to suppress their laughter as Fred looked horrorstruck with Pansy saying, "Will you meet me later this evening?"
Fred replied, "I'm not sure. But I've gotta go." Then he left.
"Oh, that was great!" Parvati said. "So sweet!"
"Meet her this evening? Is she crazy?" Fred said in disbelief.
George laughed. "Why don't you give her a chance, bro?" he guffawed.
Fred gave him a look that said, "Forget it!" Harry just laughed even harder. But Draco sighed a sigh of relief.
"What's that for?" Lavender asked.
"At least I can relax now knowing that Pansy have a new love interest," Draco said, sounding as though his birthday's come early.
"Oops, found yourself a new admirer then," Hermione told Fred.
Fred cleared his throat. "Malfoy, want to go next?"
"Hey! I just finished a while ago," Draco complained.
"So?"
"So...fine!!! But if I have to do another dare with that filthy little mudblood..." Draco said. Ron and Harry both clenched their fists at the term.
"Whatever. But if you're so clever well then, play a prank on our I-am- almighty Potions master.
"But-but...what if he finds out it was me?" Draco whined.
"Then, you'll just have to join Ronniecuns in detention," Fred said coolly.
Draco glared at him before saying "Fine. But I need a bait." All eyes turned to Ron who said "What?"
"Thanks for volunteering, Weasel," Draco said, smirking. After a few minutes, all was set and everyone was waiting with bated breath behind the marble statue...They could clearly see the image of Snape walking with Ron.
"So where's the emergency, Weasley?" Snape spat.
"Um...I..." Ron's face turned red. It was a surprise he didn't faint when he knocked on Snape's chambers again earlier. "He was right here, Professor..." He glanced nervously at Draco's direction. Draco was giving him the thumbs up and so Ron took it as his cue and dragged the annoyed professor a little more to the left.
"Weasley, I suggest you go to St. Mungo's and-"But Snape didn't finish his words. The next thing he knew, he was all dripping wet and covered in mud. He opened his mouth to yell at Ron but stopped when he found himself being wrapped in tissue paper, just like a mummy. "WEASLEY!!!!"
Ron stared in horror. He didn't know this was what Draco had planned. He raced to the foot of the stares, trying very hard to avoid Snape but he followed him but suddenly tripped over Ron's feet and went rolling on the stairs. Ron was even more shocked. His eyes were as big as plates and with his last ounce of strength, he dashed towards his friends who were all laughing like hyenas.
"Did-did-did....you see...tha-that?" Hermione quipped. Her cheeks were pink and she was having a hard time to breathe.
"Malfoy...that was HILARIOUS!" George commented. He leaned on the walls for support as he laughed and laughed.
"Snape looked so...so..." Harry said, he was afraid he might burst out. But he continued laughing anyway. On their way to Gryffindor tower, Draco got nothing but praises and comments for his brilliant scheme.
Suddenly, Hermione asked what they all feared. "What if he finds out it's us?"
"Us? We never did anything," Parvati said. Everyone looked at Draco.
"I have nothing to fear. He didn't see me," Draco said coolly. Then, they all looked at Ron.
Finally, Ron found his voice. "OH NO! Of course he'll suspect it was me! OH NO! BLOODY HELL! IF MUM FINDS OUT OH NO OH OH NO-"
"Ron, calm down!" Lavender said. "Now let's just think, what will people think when they see Snape all wrapped in tissue and had just rolled on the stairs?"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh. "Well, we'll just leave it to Weasel, won't we?" Draco said.
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