"PUSS! HELP!" Shrek screamed as Puss' six kittens climbed all over him. Puss came into the living room and laughed once he saw what was going on. "Ha, ha, ha, very funny, NOW GET THESE LITTLE MONSTERS OFF OF ME!"

"Ok, ok, you can get off of him, now." Puss told his kittens. They did as they were told and ran up to him.

"Daddy! Daddy!" They exclaimed, jumping up and down all around him.

"We were having a sword fight with Uncle Shrek!" Zorro explained, smirking at Shrek.

"Si, I could see that." Puss chuckled. "Come on, Fluffy probably has dinner ready." They began to walk towards the small hut next to Shrek's house with Zorro leading the way. "You know you kids should be careful with these little swords Donkey bought you." Shrek heard Puss remark. Fiona came into the room and smiled once she saw Puss in Boots with his kittens.

"Aww, aren't they so adorable?" Fiona squealed. "Puss is a lucky dog... err, cat."

"Not as lucky as us." Shrek picked up Amanda and Joe, his two baby ogres, from the couch they were sitting on. "He must have done this before, being able to handle those little devils."

"Oh, c'mon, they're just playing with you. They're kittens. They don't know any better." Fiona told her husband. "I'll go our little ones." She took her babies from her husband and disappeared into the kitchen. Shrek sighed and looked out the still open door and watched Puss and his children enter their house. Never in his lonely, ugly life as an ogre did he thought that he'd have kids when he'd get older. In fact, he didn't even think he'd get married because there were no other ogres around back then.

Following his wife into the kitchen, he thought about Joe and Amanda. Would they ever meet any other ogres they're age to play with? Would they even make friends at all?

"Come on, we need to hurry." Three cats sat waiting for the perfect moment to strike on a tall tree later that night. The moon and the sparkling stars in the dark night sky gave enough light to see Puss walking towards his house. "On a count of three. A one, a two... a one, two, three, GO!" With a loud scream that woke up the entire swamp, the cats landed on the dirty ground, surrounded Puss and pulled out their swords.

Puss wasn't able to see who he was about to fight because they were wearing masks and it was dark. But he also took out his sword and began to fight each of the three cats at once. While he was fighting one, another one would try to attack, but he would leap out of the way and kick them both. As they recovered, he began to fight the last one, but the two others had got up and covered him with a net.

"Aha! We've got you now, Puss in Boots!" The leader of the three exclaimed. "Hurry! We need to carry him into the carriage before his ogre friends catch us!" With all three of the cats working together, they lifted up Puss in Boots and carried him into their carriage, two sitting in the back with him so he wouldn't escape and the leader urging the horses on.

Just then, Shrek, Fluffy, and Fiona came rushing out of their houses.

"Puss!" Shrek called. There was no reply. "Puss! Where are you?" It was silent except for the crickets chirping and the owls hooting. "Where did he go?"

A/N: Another short chapter! Sorry about that. I'm desperate for ideas here. If you have any good ideas email me

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