Fucking Sasuke, Part Two: Stupid Naruto
By: Chibi Shi-Chan
Summary: Here is the second part to "Fucking Sasuke." This time it's Sasuke's turn, and he's thinking about Naruto.
Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto
Warnings: Yaoi, attempt at humor, and language
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. However I did buy the Tootsie Pop I'm sucking on. Seriously, I did! O.K. I stole them in class the other day...
Notes: This still takes place around the "accidental kiss" only it's around the time when Naruto posed as Sasuke and talked to Sakura.
Spoilers: The fact that Sasuke and Naruto do share a kiss, even if it was an accident. And Naruto posing as Sasuke. That's about it. Everything else is just my imagination running wild on yaoi fumes.
Author's Random Comments: My gosh, I guess people like this fic. Yay! Even if it's totally insane and probably bad for your health. The chapters are set up like one shots kinda because at the time it was just gonna be a one shot... guess that changed.
Naruto.
Stupid Naruto.
There was no way someone could be that annoying.
He couldn't be real, he just couldn't. He had to be the product of an evil imagination. He had to be the creation of someone's idea of a sick joke. Yeah, that was it, it was a joke. Everyone did bad things in life, right? Naruto was there to punish you for your sins by being annoying.
So fucking annoying!
Well, Sasuke had control, a lot of control. And there was no way in hell he was going to let some spiky haired, blond, blue eyed, and whisker mark having blockhead get the better of him. He had won the first battle already. Oh, Naruto thought he had won with that surprise kiss, but Sasuke got the better of him outside the classroom. His face, gods his face was a mix of absolute surprise and confusion, and his body had been betraying him the entire time. Sasuke could feel him trembling against him when they shared that first real kiss.
First? He was saying it like he wanted it to happen again. Ha! Never! That was all just a game... a game he had fun playing...
... maybe too much fun...
It was all to mess with his head, that's all. Sasuke just wanted to mess with Naruto's head. One good prank deserved another, right? That kiss in the hallway meant nothing... nothing at all...
Stupid Naruto!
Stupid fucking Naruto, he couldn't understand how he fell for his stupid games twice. Twice! Once was enough, falling for that whole kiss thing in the classroom was enough. But twice? Twice!
Somehow, Naruto had got the jump on him, and now Sasuke found himself tied and gagged in an old, abandoned room in the Ninja Academy. And the little freak had the NERVE to steal his image! Oh, he'd get him back, the ultimate revenge. Once he got out of the ropes he'd find Naruto, he'd find him and make the cute little idiot pay.
Cute? Did he just...
Argh! Stupid Naruto!
Naruto raced down the hallways of the Ninja Academy, rushing to get back to his not so secret crush. While it was harsh, to play that trick on Sakura-chan, he had gotten the answers he needed from the prank.
She thought of him the same way everyone else in the village did. She flat out said it, how annoying she thought he was. It hurt to hear, but then again part of him expected it. No one else in the village gave a damn about him, why would she?
He pushed those thoughts aside for now, after her precious "Sasuke" told her exactly what he thought of her, she was bound to need someone. Even if she thought he was annoying, Naruto wasn't the type to flat out despise the girl. It wasn't her fault no one liked him, what would it look like if she did? That would surely make her look bad.
Wasn't he supposed to be getting rid of all the sad thoughts? I mean, he was on his way to cheer up Sakura-chan! Even if he was the one who caused her pain... no, that was Sasuke... yeah! If he told himself that then he could deal with it better.
Fucking Sasuke, how dare he hurt Sakura-chan! Walking down the hallway as if he did nothing at all...
... wait...
Naruto skidded to a halt right in front of Sasuke. How did he escape! He was supposed to be tied and gagged in that room! He had made sure the ropes were extra tight, and he had to admit it wasn't for securities sake only. Something about getting the upper hand on Sasuke... at least he thought he had the upper hand but obviously he didn't if Sasuke was standing right before him.
"What are you doing here!" Somehow skidding to a completely stop had caused Naruto to fall flat on his ass, and now Sasuke was hovering over him like some kind of evil demon or something.
"A simple rope trick. Any good ninja is an escape artist. Try to keep that in mind." How could Naruto not know that, Sasuke wondered. Not only was he annoying as all hell, he was a complete... "Dunce." Yes, that was such a great title, not that silly Naruto name but Dunce, Dunce was perfect. Naruto glared up at him, there was some sort of angry, pissed off fire in his eyes. It was so easy to push his buttons and he deserved to have each and everyone one of them pushed for all the torture he put people through with his pranks and just... just his entire self was annoying and stupid.
Stupid Naruto.
So, that was his second mission in life. To be the one to save everyone from the annoying, evil Naruto creature. That had to be it! Why else would he be cursed to be constantly around him?
"Dunce? How dare you call me that you... you..." And he was loud too, so very loud, then again Sasuke had found that out in the hallway when his hand had...
... why the hell did that suddenly pop up? It was Naruto that's it! Naruto was doing it with his... his... his annoyingly cute charm.
Again with the cute, ARGH! Stupid fucking Naruto!
Who was just glaring up at him trying to think of a witty comeback. Glaring at him with those pouty blue eyes and pleading lips. Yes, those lips were just asking, begging, pleading with him to kiss them again. It was like, some kind of spell, a trance. Sasuke's eyes locked on those lips while Naruto still tried to come up with something to say to him to make up for that dunce comment.
If he kissed him again... no! No, not again! But, well he did promise the ultimate revenge, and Naruto's face was quite comical when he kissed him. Those wide eyes, that surprised look, the way his body seemed to fit so perfectly with his...
Not again! Stupid Naruto!
This had to end, now. He was going to win this game, yes he was. This was just Naruto's way of fighting back, by being so damn... so damn...
... desirable did NOT just spring into his head. It didn't!
Well, he'd just use that uncaring attitude Naruto hated so much. Kiss him and don't care, perfect! That would get to him, yes, use what you know he hates against him.
"Jerk!" Sasuke blinked out of his thoughts, where had that jerk comment... oh yes, that must've been Naruto's witty comeback.
Sasuke only smirked and dropped down to his knees in front of Naruto. Looking down the hallway real quick he confirmed that no one was there. This afternoon they all had to meet with their new teacher so most likely all the groups were together getting to know each other. Hmph, so much for that idea, not like he wanted to do something so pointless anyway.
It was much more fun watching the weird look Naruto had on his face as he crawled, actually crawled, closer to him. His eyes, they were saying a million things at once. 'What the hell is he doing? Is he crawling over here? He IS crawling over here, wait, no, he's crawling over me. GYAH! Why is he doing that? He's going to beat the crap out of me! Wait... he might kiss me again... no I don't want him to! I don't! Really... I...'
"Yes you do."
"Huh?"
"You want me to kiss you again, I know you do." Naruto's eyes flared to life again and there was that look, that pissed off beyond words look. The look Sasuke was going for. That's it, be mad, be angry, because when you are that's the only time you're not annoying the hell out of me. Pissing Naruto off was almost becoming some sort of obsession, watching him, watching that annoying cute turn into an incredible turn-on...
There it was again, argh stupid Naruto!
"You wish, you sick perv-mmph!" Any more rants were cut off when Sasuke claimed Naruto's lips, as if they were his, as if they belonged to him. Naruto just stared up at him with that same surprised look from earlier, only behind the look was something else.
Desire.
No, no that had to be wrong. Sasuke did not just see... but Naruto had slid his eyes shut and did something that Sasuke never expected.
He kissed him back.
Naruto.
Stupid Naruto!
He was returning the kiss, and he was letting Sasuke kiss him, letting his tongue slip inside that forever talking ramen filled mouth, and he was actually participating in the wild, hot dance that was going on inside of his mouth. This was not part of the plan! Where was the surprise, the confusion, where was it? When did passion, when did pleasure, when did lust make an appearance. It was supposed to be a game, nothing but a game...
... maybe it still was.
Maybe this was Naruto's way of fighting back. Well, he wouldn't let him win, never. Never!
Sasuke pulled back to look over his rival. He was just lying there, underneath him, looking so vulnerable yet... willing. Why was that look having such an effect on him?
Stupid, fucking, desirable Naruto!
"I knew it." But, he wouldn't give in. "You wanted me to kiss you. You're hooked, aren't you?"
"Yes." He didn't just say it, he moaned it, purred it. He wrapped the word around silk and let it caress Sasuke's skin. Oh gods, if this was his way of fighting back it was working.
No it wasn't! It wasn't working! Argh! Stupid fucking annoying dunce! Stupid fucking annoying... delicious... gods did his lips taste good. When did ramen suddenly become such a desirable flavor?
"Oh really?" Gods his voice almost cracked, fucking cracked at Naruto's admission. He was playing with him that was all. That was all! "Well, dunce, that's too bad. We have to go and meet with our new teacher. If you had come to me sooner..."
"Tonight."
"What?" Naruto finally looked up at Sasuke, his eyes swimming, burning, in what could only be called passion. Anticipation. Excitement.
"I'll come to you, tonight." Sasuke actually had to take a deep breath, Naruto played dirty yes he did. Well, he'd give him what he wanted, without a care in the world. That would get him that would beat him. He'd give him what he wanted and ignore him for the rest of his life, or even better, he'd let him show up at his door and completely blow him off. Yes! That was perfect, just blow him off...
... so then why was his mind already making plans for tonight?
Argh! Stupid Naruto!
"Fine." Sasuke managed to say that in an uncaring way, but if Naruto was any good at reading people's eyes he knew that was completely and total bullshit. Sasuke sat up, on his knees, and before he could stand up Naruto was on his knees too, facing him and grinning. "What?"
"You want me to come, don't you? If I wouldn't have made the offer, you would've asked me." Oh, stupid, dirty little...
"Perhaps." Two could play this game. This was competition, and Sasuke was no quitter. "But you wanted me to ask you. You thought you were controlling this game, but you're wrong dunce." Naruto's eyes betrayed him, as usual, and the pissed off look had returned. "I'm in control, because this is nothing but a game to me." That almost hurt to say, and Naruto's eyes almost looked hurt, but both masked it before it could be picked up.
"So you kissing me, and you touching me... earlier... all a game?"
"Hn, thought you'd appreciate it, the ultimate prank right?" Again, Sasuke could've sworn he saw hurt in the other boy's eyes, but Naruto hid it. He was good at hiding, very good.
"Hn, of course." Naruto could never really sound as tough as Sasuke, but the attempt was still there. "So, tonight?"
"Tonight." The two shook hands on it, oddly enough, but neither one let go for a long moment. In fact, after a moment of staring into each other's eyes their lips gravitated closer, and closer. Was this part of the game too? Was it possible to be so in sync if it was just a game? Their lips brushed against each other, met at the halfway point, the two boys still holding hands.
Stupid Naruto, all he did was play games.
Right?
Their lips brushed against each other again, and Sasuke pulled back and actually kissed one of the whisker marks on Naruto's cheek. He had no idea why he did it, and Naruto looked truly surprised, but he didn't object. Sasuke kissed down the mark, towards his lips, Naruto's breath picking up as he actually tightened his hold on Sasuke's hand.
Game, just a game, just a stupid silly childish Naruto game.
Again, their lips brushed against each other, in a small hint of a kiss. Neither one really kissed the other, they couldn't. They had to meet with their teacher, and if they kissed each other for real... neither one would stop.
Tonight.
Sasuke gave Naruto's lips a teasing lick before he pulled back, stood up... "Tonight." ... and headed off in the opposite direction. He actually sounded like he was looking forward to it! And he actually forgot to add on the 'This is a game' tag he had been using. Naruto probably noticed it, and he was probably grinning like an idiot. It was obvious he had won this round. Painfully obvious.
Argh! Naruto!
It took Sasuke a while to realize that he forgot to add 'stupid' behind Naruto's name.
And if Sasuke had even bothered to look behind him, he could've saw the soft smile on Naruto's face that he didn't even realize he was wearing.
Game?
Sure, whatever.
TBC
Author's Notes: O.K. So this fic is becoming much deeper then I thought it would. Then again I should've expected that, most of my fics seem to do that. But, the next chapter is going to have some nice nice things that will not (and cannot) be posted here. I don't trust anything I put up here that has even a slight lemon scent to it. So the next chapter will be on the page that's in my profile. But I'll remember to make a note about it on here too because there's gonna be quite a few chapters that's on the other page.
Anyhow, I hope you all enjoyed it. Look out for part three!