Nintendo Survivor
A/N:
Warning: If you think that this fanfic has a story line, read at your own risk.
The following Nintendo characters have been chosen to be in the show:
Link (adult) DK
Zelda Crono
Ganondorf Lavos
Ganondork (Ganondorf's evil twin brother) Samus
Aryll Kirby
Tingle Pikachu
Saria Ash
Ruto Viewtiful Joe
Nayru Ness
Din Fox
Mario Bomerman
Luigi Captain Falcon
Peach Solid Snake
Bowser Yugi
Wario Joey
Fawful Conker
Yoshi Majora's Incarnation
Hosts:
Master Hand
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Solid Snake: That's a pretty long list of contestants
Me: Well you see you're not one of them anymore!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
:Pulls rifle out of pocket and scholks and shots:: Now everyone please forget about Solid Snake being on contestant list. ::evil laugh::
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Chapter 1:
All 34 contestants stand in a really long line on he shore of New Jersey (Yes New Jersey and no I'm not on crack…the last time I looked). Master Hand stood facing the opposite direction that the contestants were facing. "Um… Master Hand" said Ryan Seacrest. "You're facing the wrong way." Master Hand coughed. "I knew that. I was just seeing if you would notice…" Simon rolled his eyes and him and Ryan walked into the convinently-camouflaged Trump Tower (Yes, there is a Trump Tower in New Jersey. There will be a Trump Tower in every state by the year 1863). They grabbed some Crystal(Yes, the drink all the rappers drink), and walked out of the conveniently camouflaged Trump Tower, drunk.
Link watched the two walked out of the conveniently camouflaged Trump Tower. "Hey! They just walked out of a conveniently-camouflaged Trump Tower!" Ruto grabbed Link's arm and said. "Link, honey what's a Trump Tower?" Link blinked in bewilderment and broke free from Ruto's grip into Zelda's. "Damn it!"
Master Hand cleared his throat and lights came and surrounded him. "Quiet!" He yelled. 'You're not here fun, you're here for torture!" He laughed maniacally. Simon looked at him and rolled his eyes. "Is that the best laugh you can do? My nephew can do better then you and he was just born!" Master Hand floated towards him. "Why you!" He made a fist. Ryan got in between the two. "The camera's are rolling! We can't fight." He pulled them closer to him and whispered in their ears. "If you fight we don't get paid…" Ryan put a big smile on his face and began hosting.
"Alright!" He said cheerfully. "You will be on this "island" for 52 days. You are not to kill anyone on this island for food. You can kill them if they get on you're nerves. Out of nowhere, 10 UFO's came and abducted Saria, Fawful, Veiwtiful Joe, Ruto, Din, Fox, Ryan, and Simon. Master Hand smile. "Finally it's my show!" Two seconds later the aliens came back and dropped Simon on the beach. "He made fun of us!" They cried. "You can keep him!" They flew away crying. Pikachu stepped forward and said. "Pika-pika!! Pikachuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" Wario stared at Pikachu. "What the hell did he just say?!" Ash stepped forward "He said: "You can keep him! Take him baaaaaaack!!!!!!"
Simon whipped of the sand off of him. "Is that the best complaining you can do? My dog can complain better than you!" Master Hand stood there waiting for Simon to shut up. "You are not to have any contact with anyone else besides us, while you are on the island. Do you understand?" Joey looked at the cameras and pointed at the crew. "What 'bout them?" Simon stared at Joey and said. "They count as us! Now no more questions. Get in that "jungle" and start trying to survive!"
They all walked into the "jungle" except Peach. 'Do you expect me to sleep on dirt, and get all my clothes dirty?'" Bowser turned around and grabbed Peach. 'Shut up and be a man!" Peach tried to brake free from his grip. "I'm not a man!!!!! Marioooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!" Mario sighed and said. "It's your problem, why should I help you?" Bowser held her in one arm. "What are you doing?!" She asked. Bowser throws her into the "jungle" "Stop complaining you spoiled brat!!!!!!" He walked behind the group. "Why did I ever want to marry her!?"
A/N: Well what do you think? I'm currently working on the second chapter. Please R/R!
A/N:
Warning: If you think that this fanfic has a story line, read at your own risk.
The following Nintendo characters have been chosen to be in the show:
Link (adult) DK
Zelda Crono
Ganondorf Lavos
Ganondork (Ganondorf's evil twin brother) Samus
Aryll Kirby
Tingle Pikachu
Saria Ash
Ruto Viewtiful Joe
Nayru Ness
Din Fox
Mario Bomerman
Luigi Captain Falcon
Peach Solid Snake
Bowser Yugi
Wario Joey
Fawful Conker
Yoshi Majora's Incarnation
Hosts:
Master Hand
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Solid Snake: That's a pretty long list of contestants
Me: Well you see you're not one of them anymore!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
:Pulls rifle out of pocket and scholks and shots:: Now everyone please forget about Solid Snake being on contestant list. ::evil laugh::
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Chapter 1:
All 34 contestants stand in a really long line on he shore of New Jersey (Yes New Jersey and no I'm not on crack…the last time I looked). Master Hand stood facing the opposite direction that the contestants were facing. "Um… Master Hand" said Ryan Seacrest. "You're facing the wrong way." Master Hand coughed. "I knew that. I was just seeing if you would notice…" Simon rolled his eyes and him and Ryan walked into the convinently-camouflaged Trump Tower (Yes, there is a Trump Tower in New Jersey. There will be a Trump Tower in every state by the year 1863). They grabbed some Crystal(Yes, the drink all the rappers drink), and walked out of the conveniently camouflaged Trump Tower, drunk.
Link watched the two walked out of the conveniently camouflaged Trump Tower. "Hey! They just walked out of a conveniently-camouflaged Trump Tower!" Ruto grabbed Link's arm and said. "Link, honey what's a Trump Tower?" Link blinked in bewilderment and broke free from Ruto's grip into Zelda's. "Damn it!"
Master Hand cleared his throat and lights came and surrounded him. "Quiet!" He yelled. 'You're not here fun, you're here for torture!" He laughed maniacally. Simon looked at him and rolled his eyes. "Is that the best laugh you can do? My nephew can do better then you and he was just born!" Master Hand floated towards him. "Why you!" He made a fist. Ryan got in between the two. "The camera's are rolling! We can't fight." He pulled them closer to him and whispered in their ears. "If you fight we don't get paid…" Ryan put a big smile on his face and began hosting.
"Alright!" He said cheerfully. "You will be on this "island" for 52 days. You are not to kill anyone on this island for food. You can kill them if they get on you're nerves. Out of nowhere, 10 UFO's came and abducted Saria, Fawful, Veiwtiful Joe, Ruto, Din, Fox, Ryan, and Simon. Master Hand smile. "Finally it's my show!" Two seconds later the aliens came back and dropped Simon on the beach. "He made fun of us!" They cried. "You can keep him!" They flew away crying. Pikachu stepped forward and said. "Pika-pika!! Pikachuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" Wario stared at Pikachu. "What the hell did he just say?!" Ash stepped forward "He said: "You can keep him! Take him baaaaaaack!!!!!!"
Simon whipped of the sand off of him. "Is that the best complaining you can do? My dog can complain better than you!" Master Hand stood there waiting for Simon to shut up. "You are not to have any contact with anyone else besides us, while you are on the island. Do you understand?" Joey looked at the cameras and pointed at the crew. "What 'bout them?" Simon stared at Joey and said. "They count as us! Now no more questions. Get in that "jungle" and start trying to survive!"
They all walked into the "jungle" except Peach. 'Do you expect me to sleep on dirt, and get all my clothes dirty?'" Bowser turned around and grabbed Peach. 'Shut up and be a man!" Peach tried to brake free from his grip. "I'm not a man!!!!! Marioooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!" Mario sighed and said. "It's your problem, why should I help you?" Bowser held her in one arm. "What are you doing?!" She asked. Bowser throws her into the "jungle" "Stop complaining you spoiled brat!!!!!!" He walked behind the group. "Why did I ever want to marry her!?"
A/N: Well what do you think? I'm currently working on the second chapter. Please R/R!