Chapter 2
A/N: Well I hope now that you know that this story is full of stupidity! If you haven't noticed that this story is full of stupidity, please stop reading this story before you get serious injured. I repeat, stop reading this story before you get injured.
Yoshi looked around the "jungle" and told Mario "Yoshi! Yoshi!" Mario looked at him and said, "Well, if I knew we would have to live in a jungle I wouldn't have signed us up! I thought we were going to live in a convinently-camouflaged Trump Tower." Yoshi shook his head. "Yoshi!" Mario stopped walking and yelled, "Don't call me an idiot!"
Aryll walked next to Link "Big brother" she said sweetly. "I think the fat man's going crazy." Link looked down at her and said, "I think so too, stay far away from him." Ganondorf walked, covering his ears, so he couldn't here his brother's annoying voice. "Ganondorf! Are you ignoring me again?! All I'm trying to tell you is that you should have to a bath before you came here!" Ganondorf turned around and screamed "WHY DO YOU CARE IF I TAKE A BATH OR NOT?!" Ganondork shook his head. "I care because every time we do something different you always forget to take a bath and stink! How do you expect us to win the 1 million rupees with you always smelling bad!?" Ganondorf ignored his brother's question and kept on walking.
Lavos walked in the back of the group. He started to screech and shoot laser beams near Crono. Luckily they missed Crono by a mile and hit Wario. Wario turned around. Steam flew out of his ears "Why you!!!!!!!!!" He ran towards him and tried to spray pesticide on him. He sprayed it on Lavos, but noting came out. He kept on hitting the button, but nothing would come out of the can. Wario faced the can to his face and sprayed. Sadly, it worked on his face. He fell to the ground, twitching. Aryll walked over to Wario and grabbed the can from his hand. She sprayed the pesticide on Lavos. Link turned around and saw that she was righting something on Lavos' stomach. She wrote "Aryll wuz herre." Link ran over to her and grabbed the can. He crossed off the "Aryll" on his stomach and wrote "Link wuz herre" Lavos screeched and fell to the ground. Crono walked up to Link and held his fist up and opened his mouth. "What are you saying?" asked Link. All Crono did was keep that same pose. "Can you answer me?!" Then a deep random voice from the sky said. "He can't talk, so I'll translate for you!" The voice coughed. "He said: Thank you two for getting rid of the thing that wants to kill me and this planet!" The group walked away, leaving Wario on the ground, twitching.
They came up to an opened area. "I think we should sleep here!" Said Luigi. Mario hit Luigi on the head. "You idiot. We're not supposed to help them!" Luigi rubbed his head. "Well how was I supposed to know?" He asked. The group sat down on the dirt ground. Master hand appered in front of them. Aryll screamed. "He scared me!" Link gave the hand a cold look. "Don't scare my little sister!" Master Hand grinned. "I'll scare who I want. Anyways, I'm here to tell you about your first mission: Swimming with the Fishes." Everyone gasped, except Peach. "You mean I have to get wet! Ughhhhh!" Master Hand looked at Peach. "Would you shut up!"
Master Hand lead the to the beach. "You are to swim in the freezing, shark infested water as long as possible. The one to stay in the longest will get blankets and matches for tonight, only.
A/N: Well I hope now that you know that this story is full of stupidity! If you haven't noticed that this story is full of stupidity, please stop reading this story before you get serious injured. I repeat, stop reading this story before you get injured.
Yoshi looked around the "jungle" and told Mario "Yoshi! Yoshi!" Mario looked at him and said, "Well, if I knew we would have to live in a jungle I wouldn't have signed us up! I thought we were going to live in a convinently-camouflaged Trump Tower." Yoshi shook his head. "Yoshi!" Mario stopped walking and yelled, "Don't call me an idiot!"
Aryll walked next to Link "Big brother" she said sweetly. "I think the fat man's going crazy." Link looked down at her and said, "I think so too, stay far away from him." Ganondorf walked, covering his ears, so he couldn't here his brother's annoying voice. "Ganondorf! Are you ignoring me again?! All I'm trying to tell you is that you should have to a bath before you came here!" Ganondorf turned around and screamed "WHY DO YOU CARE IF I TAKE A BATH OR NOT?!" Ganondork shook his head. "I care because every time we do something different you always forget to take a bath and stink! How do you expect us to win the 1 million rupees with you always smelling bad!?" Ganondorf ignored his brother's question and kept on walking.
Lavos walked in the back of the group. He started to screech and shoot laser beams near Crono. Luckily they missed Crono by a mile and hit Wario. Wario turned around. Steam flew out of his ears "Why you!!!!!!!!!" He ran towards him and tried to spray pesticide on him. He sprayed it on Lavos, but noting came out. He kept on hitting the button, but nothing would come out of the can. Wario faced the can to his face and sprayed. Sadly, it worked on his face. He fell to the ground, twitching. Aryll walked over to Wario and grabbed the can from his hand. She sprayed the pesticide on Lavos. Link turned around and saw that she was righting something on Lavos' stomach. She wrote "Aryll wuz herre." Link ran over to her and grabbed the can. He crossed off the "Aryll" on his stomach and wrote "Link wuz herre" Lavos screeched and fell to the ground. Crono walked up to Link and held his fist up and opened his mouth. "What are you saying?" asked Link. All Crono did was keep that same pose. "Can you answer me?!" Then a deep random voice from the sky said. "He can't talk, so I'll translate for you!" The voice coughed. "He said: Thank you two for getting rid of the thing that wants to kill me and this planet!" The group walked away, leaving Wario on the ground, twitching.
They came up to an opened area. "I think we should sleep here!" Said Luigi. Mario hit Luigi on the head. "You idiot. We're not supposed to help them!" Luigi rubbed his head. "Well how was I supposed to know?" He asked. The group sat down on the dirt ground. Master hand appered in front of them. Aryll screamed. "He scared me!" Link gave the hand a cold look. "Don't scare my little sister!" Master Hand grinned. "I'll scare who I want. Anyways, I'm here to tell you about your first mission: Swimming with the Fishes." Everyone gasped, except Peach. "You mean I have to get wet! Ughhhhh!" Master Hand looked at Peach. "Would you shut up!"
Master Hand lead the to the beach. "You are to swim in the freezing, shark infested water as long as possible. The one to stay in the longest will get blankets and matches for tonight, only.