The Old Switcheroo!

Chapter Three - Mission ' Impossible '

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It's hard to explain the characters when they switched bodies! LOL!
I'm not too funny a person so it may not turn out to be as funny as you'd expect. Sorry!
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Vegeta yawned, walking down the Capsule Corp Hallway in Goku's body. The Wedding was tomorrow, and he still hadn't told Bulma exactly how he felt. Someway, he had to stop the Wedding. Even if he had to get Yamcha out of the picture first.

" Kakarotto? " The Saiyan Prince whispered, walking into a room Goku was currently staying in.

Goku tossed to the side, mumbling something uder his breath.

The Saiyan Prince groaned, kneeling down next to Goku's ear for close range. " KAKAROTTO!!! "

" WAAAAHHHH!! " Goku rolled off the bed and hit his hard head on the floor.

Vegeta couldn't help but laugh and point at his fallen rival, not realizing that he wasn't supressing his energy. A loud ' Boom! ' came from the tip of his finger and hit the window, cracking it emmediantly.

Goku burst into a fit laughter, rolling around on the floor. This was too much to take, Vegeta couldn't keep his body stable!

The Saiyan Prince slowly lowered his Goku finger, rolling his eyes in disgust. " Kakarotto...I didn't come in here for you to laugh at my mistakes!! "

Goku tried to keep a straight face, his Vegeta eyes tearing from laughter. " I'm sorry Vegeta...but that was too great! "

" Enough already!!! "

The soft Saiyan silenced himself, his face straightening. He seemed to be concerned, and he listened intently to Vegeta's next words.

Though he choked, the Saiyan Prince uttered a few words. " I...I-I need your help... "

Goku put his hand to his ear in amusement, " What was that? I couldn't hear your mumbling, Vegeta! "

" I said...I need your help... "

" Say it louder... "

" I NEED YOUR HELP!!! NOW SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta hissed, taking long deep breaths to calm himself.

The soft Saiyan chuckled, getting up from the floor. " So...we have a truce? "

Vegeta rose an eyebrow as Goku extended a hand to shake. This action seemed to be foreign to him, but he shook the hand slowly and carefully.

Goku smiled cheesily, letting the Prince's hand go. Things seemed to be looking bright for their friendship, at least for now. He spoke, sitting down on the bed. " So...what do you need my help with... "

Vegeta hesitated as he sat down on the bed across from him, so they were back to back. He still refused to look Goku in the face, even if it was his own. " I'm-I'm in love with Bulma... "

Goku supressed his laughter, looking at Vegeta's softened Goku expression from the corner of his eyes. It almost made him want to cry to see the Prince in such pain. He pretended to not have seen Vegeta's face, listening intently to him as he continued.

" ...I want to stop it... "

Goku blinkled in confusion. " Stop what? "

" Bulma and Bozo's Wedding... "

The soft Saiyan smiled, turning around and placing a hand on the Prince's shoulder. He felt compassion for the man, especially from what he'd heard from Trunks. It seemed like Trunks had visited yesterday.

(Flashback)

" Vegeta was right...only Him, You, and Gohan have Saiyan blood. And I got mine from him...he's my Father. " Trunks spoke softly, staring at Goku directly.

Goku gazed back at Vegeta and then at Trunks in shock, barely able to believe what he'd just heard.

(End Flashback)

Goku sighed, noticing Vegeta hadn't flinched a bit. His mind traveling back to more of his conversation with Trunks.

(Flashback)

Goku stood in surprise, almost stuttering as he spoke. " Your Mother knows me? Will I meet her, or do I know her now? "

Trunks expression remained emotionless. " Now... "

" Wow! I know your Mom, Huh!!? Does she live by me or something? "

The purple-haired youth pointed in Bulma's distant direction, " She's right over there... "

" WHHAAATT!!! " Within the shock, Goku had fallen over. " Bulma's your Mother!!!??? "

(End Flashback)

Boy, Goku remembered that crazy visit. It was hard to believe he'd met Bulma and Vegeta's Son, and they hadn't even gotten together yet! This must have been that era in the timeline. This was certainly when Bulma and Vegeta had hooked up.

Vegeta was silent, desperate to nudge his Rival's hand off his shoulder. Yet, oddly enough, he welcomed it. It just felt...right. Vegeta looked behind him, staring back at Goku and slipping him a true honest smile.

Goku blinked in shock, removing his hand from the Prince's shoulder as he came face to face with a frightening sight. Vegeta was smiling.

Staring down at his Goku hands, Vegeta spoke in a quiet voice. " So...got any plans in that walnut sized brain of yours? "

' That didn't last long ' Goku thought to himself, slipping into a deeper state of thought as he tried to think of a good way to stop Bulma and Yamcha's Wedding. " Why don't we find some sort of way to make Yamcha look stupid. Make him do something unattractive, you know...like catching him with another girl? "

Vegeta smirked evily, sending chills down even Goku's spine. The Saiyan Prince had come up with the most incredible plan in the History of ' Vegeta Plans ' (LOL!) that Bulma would just have to fall for him.

Goku rose an eyebrow, falling back on the bed as Vegeta began to leave. " You seem...happy... "

The Saiyan Prince looked back at his rival, snickering as he started to shut the door behind him. " Oh...I am Kakarotto...I am... "

" Goku!! What happened!!! "

Goku sighed, standing there as ChiChi looked him up and down. " ChiChi...I promise I won't be like this for long. Bulma's been working hard on another Dragon Radar. "

Bulma walked down the Hallway as the Saiyan said these words. " And...there's going to be a short delay... "

ChiChi stomped up in front of Bulma, looking her square in the eye. " What's that suppossed to mean!!! I want my Husband back, NOW!!! "

Vegeta rolled his Goku eyes, standing in his normal spot against the wall. ' Son of a Namek...I'm glad she's not MY Onna... '

The blue-haired beauty heaved a sigh, " I'm missing a part. Ironically, the Electronic's Store is fesh out! They ordered some more, and it should take another week... "

The Saiyan Prince groaned, banging his Goku head against the wall behind him to release some pressure. ' Not a week!! '

Goku tried to comfort his Wife as tears began to form in her eyes. " ChiChi...it's only 7 days!! "

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