Chapter 2. The Half of It.
Angel was finally able to get everyone to sit down without any-serious-harm.
"All right," said Wes, "let's start at the beginning."
"As opposed to what,' b mumbled, "the end?" "I'm not sure how Spike an I got to where
we did,"
"Oh yes you do you wanker," spike interrupted, "we were having it out over Eve."
Tyger leapt off of the leather sofa where she and spike sat. "And just what WERE you
two fighting about, may I ask?"
"Yeah, angel," said b, "I thought you hated her!"
Angel brought a finger to his lips; Tyger rolled her eyes. "Oh please! Pardon my French
but..Who gives a shit if 'Miss Perky Evilness' IS listening! Let her eavesdrop, I'll
dropkick her skinny ass! (A/N: Sorry Merry)
"Actually, we thought that she was behind the attack and impersonation of Wes's dad,"
quipped Fred.
"Can I continue?" Angel shot Tyger a glare and she went silent.
"Anyways, we were fighting and the amulet glowed and the next thing I know is that
we're being hit by a truck."
"Yeah, um, sorry about that Angel."
"S'okay B. We tracked the girls, and well, here we are."
Lorin smiled at B and Tyger, "Since angel forgot to properly introduce us, I'm
Lorin. What're your names?"
"I'm B, well, actually it's just part of my nickname."
"BlondieBitchLeggyLassPansyManLover!" Tyger shouted.
"And, ah, that's Jade Tyger. We can never settle on Jade or Tyger."
"Neither can she," spike mumbled.
Lorin nodded, "This is the rest of the gang…"
"Fred, Gun, Wes," chimed B and Tyger, "we know!"
"You do?"
Tyger laughed and wrung her hands, "we know EVERYTHING."
"Oh really?" Wes cocked an eyebrow.
'Sure," B said in a know-it-all tone, "remember when you first came to sunydale? You
had a small thing for Cordillia."
All eyes tuned to the ex-watcher who had turned an interesting shade of red and purple.
"Th…that was years ago! I was a young watcher, IT WAS ONE DAY!"
"Oh! And that aint even the half of it boy-chick." Tyger bounded up and down then fell
onto the couch.
"Is… is she all right?" gun poked Tyger's arm.
Spike lay her down on the couch, "Her sugar high wore off. She'll wake up in a while."
Responses (which were very few. Glares at Cornelius.):
B: ^_^ You reviewed! Yes, I read the moron's review. Guess mines not up
yet…hehe…^_^'
Angel was finally able to get everyone to sit down without any-serious-harm.
"All right," said Wes, "let's start at the beginning."
"As opposed to what,' b mumbled, "the end?" "I'm not sure how Spike an I got to where
we did,"
"Oh yes you do you wanker," spike interrupted, "we were having it out over Eve."
Tyger leapt off of the leather sofa where she and spike sat. "And just what WERE you
two fighting about, may I ask?"
"Yeah, angel," said b, "I thought you hated her!"
Angel brought a finger to his lips; Tyger rolled her eyes. "Oh please! Pardon my French
but..Who gives a shit if 'Miss Perky Evilness' IS listening! Let her eavesdrop, I'll
dropkick her skinny ass! (A/N: Sorry Merry)
"Actually, we thought that she was behind the attack and impersonation of Wes's dad,"
quipped Fred.
"Can I continue?" Angel shot Tyger a glare and she went silent.
"Anyways, we were fighting and the amulet glowed and the next thing I know is that
we're being hit by a truck."
"Yeah, um, sorry about that Angel."
"S'okay B. We tracked the girls, and well, here we are."
Lorin smiled at B and Tyger, "Since angel forgot to properly introduce us, I'm
Lorin. What're your names?"
"I'm B, well, actually it's just part of my nickname."
"BlondieBitchLeggyLassPansyManLover!" Tyger shouted.
"And, ah, that's Jade Tyger. We can never settle on Jade or Tyger."
"Neither can she," spike mumbled.
Lorin nodded, "This is the rest of the gang…"
"Fred, Gun, Wes," chimed B and Tyger, "we know!"
"You do?"
Tyger laughed and wrung her hands, "we know EVERYTHING."
"Oh really?" Wes cocked an eyebrow.
'Sure," B said in a know-it-all tone, "remember when you first came to sunydale? You
had a small thing for Cordillia."
All eyes tuned to the ex-watcher who had turned an interesting shade of red and purple.
"Th…that was years ago! I was a young watcher, IT WAS ONE DAY!"
"Oh! And that aint even the half of it boy-chick." Tyger bounded up and down then fell
onto the couch.
"Is… is she all right?" gun poked Tyger's arm.
Spike lay her down on the couch, "Her sugar high wore off. She'll wake up in a while."
Responses (which were very few. Glares at Cornelius.):
B: ^_^ You reviewed! Yes, I read the moron's review. Guess mines not up
yet…hehe…^_^'