The Old Switcheroo!

Chapter Four - Picture Perfect

SVS: This will be what you may have all been waiting for! Just to let you know...I don't hate Yamcha, but I don't think him and Bulma make a couple. So all you Yamcha Fans please don't think bad of me, lol!

Vegeta yawned, rubbing his Goku eyes as he headed toward the Kitchen.

" Morning, Grumpy... " Bulma greeted him, remembering who was truely in the body.

The Saiyan Prince growled, sitting down at the table. He watched her spin some eggs around in a pan, almost drooling at the wondeful smell.

" Good Mornin' guys!! " Goku stretched, walking towards the two of them.

Bulma smiled, looking over at her childhood friend. He didn't have the same body, he was stuck in that attractive body of Vegeta. She shook her head, how could she think HIM attractive? Was she going crazy?!

" Onna? Are you almost done with my Breakfast? " Vegeta hissed, tapping his Goku fingers on the table.

She ignored his rudeness, putting the pan back on the stove as she searched for some plates in the cupboards.

Goku sat down next to Vegeta, winking straight at him when Bulma wasn't looking. " Soooo...where's Yamcha on this wonderfull day? "

" He said he had to run some errands...he'll meet me at the church later on this Afternoon... " Bulma replied, placing two plates on the Kitchen table.

Vegeta smirked over at Goku when Bulma turned around towards the stove. He knew his plan was going to work, he just knew it.

" So are you guys coming? " she said, evening their eggs on their plates.

The Saiyan Prince grinned up at her as she walked over to him. " Wouldn't miss it for the world... "

Bulma blinked at him, scooping some eggs onto his plate and sending him a smile before she turned around.

Goku felt like he would gag, rolling his eyes and chuckling silently to himself. He started to stuff the eggs in his mouth, his stomach growling loudly.

Vegeta did the same, a wide evil grin still planted on his face as he ate. ' All according to plan...all according to plan... '

" Vegeta? Where are we going? " Goku questioned, flying next to the Prince above West City.

Vegeta chuckled, " I overheard Yamcha's answering Machine last night. He's suppossed to meet a girl at the nearby Cafe Today! "

The soft Saiyan's eyes widened. " WHAAAAAT!! Ohh Man, Poor Bulma... "

" She's better off without him, I know someone better... " The Saiyan Prince flew ahead, leaving Goku behind.

Goku rolled his Vegeta eyes, speeding up. " Do you see his car anywhere!? "

Vegeta continued to scan the area, a red colored Hover-Car coming into view. Landing, he hid on the other side of it. The Prince stared towards the glass window, searching for Yamcha's figure.

Goku landed next to Vegeta, blinking as he kneeled down to hide. " Is he in there? "

" No...but maybe he's taking a Bathroom Break! There's a Onna sitting alone...and she's dressed up. This is great! "

The soft Saiyan rolled his eyes, watching as Yamcha's figure walked over towards her. He sat down, taking her hand in his.

" How dare he do such a treacherous thing! " Vegeta hissed, biting his lip. The Prince slowly made his way towards the door, but was pulled back behind a nearby car by the shirt.

" If Yamcha finds us, he'll think were up to something! " Goku whispered, holding onto the back of Vegeta's shirt tightly.

Ths Saiyan Prince groaned, " Then what do you suppose we do, Kakarotto? Got any bright ideas!!! "

" My you look lovely today my dear! " A man laughed, leading his Girlfriend toward the door to the Cafe.

The lady laughed in unison with the man. " Oh! You're just saying that! "

Goku grinned as he watched them, tackling the two and knocking them out quickly. He dragged them behind the car, " Done! "

Vegeta was confused. " What do you think you're doing? "

" Take their clothes...we'll disguise ourselves... " the Soft Saiyan smiled. " You can be the girl because you're skinny enough to fit into those clothes ".

" Oh no! I'm not being an Onna! No way!! I refuse to take part in any of this insanity! "

" What about Bulma? "

The Saiyan Prince bit his lip, taking a deep breath.

' How do I ever get myself into these situations... ' Vegeta pondered to himself, sitting down across from Goku. The seats were comfortable, but the clothes he was wearing weren't. The skirt was too short, and his Goku hair wouldn't stay back in a ponytail. His face make-up was put on wrong, and his eyebrows would certainly give him away.

Goku seemed to be enjoying himself, the clothes fit him well. He felt comfortable and quite handsome. His Vegeta hair was slicked back nicely.

" Can I get something for you two? " The Waitress asked, a wide smile on her face.

' Would you not be so perky...that would be nice... ' Vegeta growled to himself.

Goku returned the smile, and started to order. His list seemed unending.

While Goku continued his request for all sorts of sweets, Vegeta looked around for Yamcha. If he could find that Bozo, then they could get out of there fast. He didn't know how much longer he could stand this outfit.

The Waitress stood there, waiting for Vegeta to come back to Earth and order.

" Umm... " Goku stepped on the Prince's foot hard.

" YEOOOWWCHH!! YOU IMBOSILE!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK- " The Saiyan Prince hesitated and coughed, making his voice higher pitched. "...I mean, just a glass of water, deary... "

Confused, the waitress walked off to fill the orders.

" What was that for... " Vegeta whispered.

Goku bended over closer so they could hear each other better. He put a hand to the side of his mouth. " She was staring straight at you. I don't know if you've noticed, but you don't look very convincing.

Vegeta blushed, looking away and growling. He eyes widened as he suddenly caught sight of Yamcha. " There he is! "

" Well get the Camera out! "

The Saiyan Prince reached into his purse, dropping the camera as he pulled it out. " Darn it Kakarot! You're hands are crap! "

" It aint' my fault! " Goku hissed back.

Vegeta groaned, picking up the camera and placing the lense near his eyes. " Perfect...now all we need is to get a snap of them together...look! Their kissing!! "

Goku blinked, staring in shock.

A bright flash filled the room, illuminating the walls quickly.

" Kakarotto! You moron! You left the Flash on! " Vegeta said, quickly hiding the camera as Yamcha and the girl turned their heads around.

Vegeta and Goku pretended to be talking, turning their heads slightly so noone could get a good look at their faces.

" Here's your meal, Sir... " The Waitress smiled as she came over to their table.

Goku eyed the varieties of food he'd ordered, wolfing it all down.

Vegeta rolled his beady Goku eyes, taking a sip of his water as he watched Yamcha. He wanted to understand how he impressed wemon. Yamcha had always been a half-wit in his opinion, but wemon still crawled to him like ants. What was his secret?

" Hey, Vegeta? You got enough money to pay for this? " Goku said, patting his full Vegeta belly.

The Saiyan Prince's Goku eyes widened, " I thought you were going to pay?!

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