The Old Switcheroo!

Chapter Five - Adrenaline

SVS: I know you all love this Fic! So I must continue! LOL! I think I'll write at least Three more Chappie's after this one! Vegeta and Goku have to change back, you know!


" I can't believe you got us kicked out, Kakarotto! I'm sure Yamcha noticed it was us! " Vegeta hissed, still trying to avoid eye contact with his Rival.

Goku, ignoring the Saiyan Prince's Negativity, was entertaining himself by looking through shop Windows as they passed them by.

Vegeta took no notice, continuing his ramble. He didn't even notice the strange looks he was getting from strangers as he mumbled to himself. " You are the most idiotic person I've ever met!! "

" Oh yeah! Who's still wearing his Make-up? Not me! " Goku hissed, laughing.

The Saiyan Prince growled, wiping at his Goku face with the end of his sleeve. He stopped in front of the Photo Processing Ceneter, splashing some water from the Fountain on his face. He didn't want to be seen like this in Public.

Once Vegeta was finished, they headed towards the Entrance.

" Hey guys! What's up? "

Goku turned his Vegeta head towards the direction of the firmiliar voice, panicking. He managed to reply quickly. " Nothing, Yamcha? How about you? "

Yamcha rose a brow, confused. " Why are you guys going into the One Hour Photo? "

Vegeta thought an excuse, quickly. " Well, you know how much Kakarot likes to take pictures of the inside of the Lens Cap! Heh! "

Goku glared at the Saiyan Prince, trying to ignore Yamcha's laughing. He hated being used as a decoy, but it did work.

Yamcha rubbed his tearing eyes, looking back up at the body switched Saiyans. " So, are you guys coming tonight? "

" Actually...we might me be a little late because Vegeta has to develop a picture of you and- " Goku was interrupted as Vegeta punched him in the stomach with his elbow.

Vegeta quickly continued where Goku left off, " - Picture of you and Bulma that I took! Remember? "

Yamcha tilted his head to the side, trying to collect his memories. " No...I don't, sorry... "

" Well that's because you're a Baka! TATA!! " Vegeta grabbed Goku by wrist and dragged him hastily into the building.

The Saiyan Prince took a breath of relief as he closed the door behind him. He lifted his head up, studying his surroundings. The inside of the building was quite small, and it wasn't as deserted as he thought it would be. There were people everywhere, making him groan.

" This'll take forever... " Goku spoke, walking up towards the counter. He wanted to desperately get this over with. Vegeta followed behind him in exhaustion.

" Can I help you two? " The kind woman at the counter greeted, a wide smile on her face that almost seemed to be printed on.

Vegeta growled. ' Why do they all have to be so perky?! '. He spoke after his crude thought, placing the film on the counter top. " I need these developed ".

" Of course, Sir. It'll be about Three Hours before we can get to it though... " She nudged head in the direction of all the customer's behind them.

" THREE HOURS!! " Vegeta shouted, his eyes bulging. " That's ridiculous! This is supposed to be a ' One Hour Photo '! " In his fury, Vegeta realized he'd slammed his fist into the counter. A large dent was printed on as he removed his hand.

The Employee panicked, squealing and backing away slowly. Before she got any farther away, she grabbed his film and ran off. " Yes, Sir! One Hour! "

The other Customers were just plain lost, and couldn't move their eyes away from Vegeta and the dent on the counter.

Vegeta shook his hand a bit, sneering and standing near the wall with Goku falling him in unison. A nearby man shivered as the two Saiyan's stood next to him, he panicked and tried his best to ignore them. He didn't want what happened to the Counter to happen to him.

" Boo... " The Saiyan Prince whispered, his back against the wall and his arms crossed.

The Man shrieked like an Onna, racing out of the building at top speed. Boy did Vegeta love terrorizing these pathetic Earthlings, but something kept him from doing the extreme. He also admired these Humans, for their ability to keep on going even with all the horrible things that have occurred here.

Goku looked over to his friend, heaving a sigh. " Do you think we'll make it there in One Hour. Isn't that where Yamcha was heading when we came in? "

Vegeta closed his eyes, gritting his teeth. " Yeah...Bozo is probably standing there, looking at his watch like all those pitifull Human Male's do at Weddings! "

Goku chuckled. " You've seen a Wedding? "

" Of course I have, Baka! " He blushed slightly, " I've been watching them from the Window's for Years! I just wanted to know what you do at a Wedding... "

The soft Saiyan giggled quietly.

" What's so funny? "

" You're madly in love with her, aren't you? "

Vegeta twiddled his thumbs, still blushing. " Ummm...well, yeah. I guess you could say that. "

Goku smiled, closing his eyes. " I remember the first Date me and Chi Chi had... "

(Flashback)

" So, what do you wanna do? " Chibi Goku questioned, tilting his large head to the side.

Chi Chi replied, blushing forming around her cheeks. " Well, that's up to you. The boy is supposed to think of the most pleasurable thing, and is supposed to Coach the Girl into doing it with him. "

Goku thought for a few moments, a lightbulb brightening in his mind. " Oh I get it! The most pleasurable thing! "

Chi Chi was in shock as Goku sent a punch hurling straight for her face, but she managed to tilt her head.

Goku continued to throw punches and kicks towards her, laughing as she blocked each one. " This Date stuff is fun! "

(End Flashback)

" That was such a wonderful Date... " The soft Saiyan Sighed, his Vegeta eyes sparkling.

Vegeta looked disgusted, trying to pretend he didn't know who Goku was.


(Woman's Dressing Room)

" You're lucky to have a man who's always there for you... " Chi Chi growled, fixing up Bulma's hair. It now laid flat, the long strands hanging to her waist.

Chi Chi gathered several pins, trying to pin the Bride's hair into a Messy Bun. Goku was always late, so it didn't surprise her that he wasn't there quite yet.

Bulma lowered her head, her dress was squeezing tightly against her waist causing her to have trouble breathing. For some reason she didn't feel happy. Maybe this wasn't her destiny?

" Are you ok, Bulma? " Chi Chi questioned, her voice muffled by one of the pins she held between her teeth.

Bulma stared at her reflection in the mirror, tears forming in her wide blue eyes. She didn't feel right, not at all. " Am I doing the right thing? "

Chi Chi blinked, still holding a strand of Bulma's hair. " Of course you are, don't you feel that you are? "

She shook her head, lowering it and staring at the floor.


(Sanctuary)

Yamcha tapped his foot nervously, staring at his watch in anticipation. He stared at all the guests around in the Pew's, waiting patiently for the Bride to appear. They had all started to have their own Conversations.

Piccolo looked out of place, but was there for support anyway on Yamcha's side.

All the other Z-Senshi had arrived as well, but the only two that were absent had been the one's he'd ran into earlier. Vegeta and Goku still hadn't arrived. He didn't know much about Vegeta, but he did know Goku was usually late.

His mind was brought back to reality as the Music began to play, and he watched his beauty come rising up towards him with her Mother holding up the dress behind her. She looked absolutely beautiful.

Bulma faked a smile to her Husband-to-be, standing next to him. She watched as the Priest walked up before them, and gulped some air to brace for impact.


" Here you are, Sir! " The female employee panicked, placing the developed Photo's on the Counter.

Vegeta heaved a sigh of relief, walking up to the Counter. He quickly payed some Zeni, hurrying out of the Photo Processing Center and to the Church. Goku followed behind him as they both took air.

" You think we'll make it on time, Vegeta? " Goku questioned, his beady eyes searching the Area for the Church.

The Saiyan Prince spotted it, flying low but trying to stay out of sight as he landed on the side of the building. He could have sworn Piccolo had seen him and his Rival land near the Window, but brushed it off without a second thought.

Vegeta stopped near the front door, his sensitive ears able to hear everything th Priest was saying inside.

" We are gathered here to join these two Hearts... "

Goku waited with his Rival, listening intently. He wasn't sure what Vegeta was planning, but whatever it was...it was something good.

" Do you, Yamcha. Do you Take this Woman to be your Wife? "

" I do... "

" And do you, Bulma Briefs. Do you take this man to be your Husband? "

" I do... "

Vegeta bit his lip, trying to hold back a tear. He knew this was his chance to strike.

" Whoever has any objections to the joining of this couple, please come forward now... "

The Saiyan Prince couldn't hold it back anymore, a huge explosion erupted from his palms a caused the door to go flying.

Guests began to scream and cough as smoke from the explosion surrounded the room. It didn't take long for Vegeta's figure to come into view.

Bulma's wide eyes quivered, and she stood there in shock.

" I have a few objections! " The Prince's voice boomed throughout the building. He walked up past the Pew's, ignoring the looks he was getting from all the Guest's. He stood up in front of Bulma, face to face. " I'm Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin this for you... "

She didn't reply, just squinted her eyes to try to see into his Goku one's. She wanted to desperately know what he was trying to tell her.

Vegeta reached into his back pocket, pulling out the photo. " I took this earlier... "

He placed it in her hands, watching as she examined it closely. That couldn't have been Yamcha in the picture? Could it?

The Saiyan Prince bit his lip.

Yamcha's eyes widened as he looked over Bulma's shoulder. " Uh...that's my Sister... "

Bulma began to feel heart broken, a single tear slipping down her face as she shook her head. " I loved you, Yamcha. I thought you were a better person now... "

" Bulma! No, I! "

" Just, Shut up! "

Vegeta couldn't help it, but he actually felt sympathy towards Yamcha. He started to walk away, leaving them alone. He headed over towards Goku and the other Guests, who had started to make their way out of the Church.

The Priest shook his head, walking off to leave. He knew this was going to happen, why couldn't he just have a normal day?


(Capsule Corporation - 8:00PM)

Vegeta yawned, laying his Goku head against his Pillow. What a busy day it'd been, he was glad he'd kept the two of them from getting Married. He felt like he'd actually accomplished something today. A knock at his door caused him to jump slightly. " Who is it? "

" It's just me... " A soft Female voice answered back.

The Saiyan Prince panicked as he realized he was shirtless, so he grabbed his shirt from Earlier and threw it on quickly. " Uh, Come in... "

Bulma giggled, opening the door and shutting it slowly behind her. " Sorry if I interrupted anything... "

Vegeta shook his head, patting a seat next to him on the edge of the Bed.

She accepted it, slightly embarrassed that she was in a room alone with him. Well, at least part of him. " They got the Part's in Early, So the Radar's fixed. I would start on the Hunt tomorrow Morning if I were you...it's kind of late ".

Vegeta grinned, staring at the ceiling. " That's good. You don't know how much I miss my old body... "

" Yeah...me too... "

" What was that? "

" Oh Nothing... " She stood up, heading towards the door. " Good-night, Vegeta... " She opened the door, about to close it behind her.

" Bulma? "

" Yes? "

" What happened to Yamcha? "

" I made him pack and leave...He won't be coming back for a while... "

Vegeta stared at her large eyes, trying to confirm the emotion she was feeling.

She spoke once again. " That was a sweet thing you did Vegeta, Thank you... "

He shook his head, " Don't mention it... "

She started to shut the door.

" Bulma? "

" Now what? "

" Ummm...Good-night... "

She giggled, shutting the door.

Vegeta collapsed back onto the bed, breathing an inhale of oxygen. He was going to need all the sleep he could get, tomorrow was going to be a busy day.

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