A.N.: I'M BACK BABY!

Spike: (tackles Tyger to the floor)

B: (Smothers Angel in kisses) ME TOO!

A big shout out to the four minds and B for waiting so patiently for me to update. They tried to put me in Internet re-hab. but I escaped!

Chapter 5. Moving On and In.

"Spike, this is ridiculous." Tyger stumbled out of the elevator, spikes hands over her eyes.

"Just ...bear with me kitten." the vampire nudged an apartment door open and guided Tyger in.

"Bears don't have kitties, they have cubs."

"Ok," spike took his hands away, "open 'em."

Tyger opened her eyes to see a tiny, dingy, dark, apartment. The paint was peeling, the carpet was a moldy orange, and the ceiling was like the crumbling remains of bad cheese.

"Spikey! I love it!" She hugged her fellow vampire, "No more stuffy offices and ticked-off Angel for you, eh?"

She skipped away to investigate the rest of the apartment. "Wish that i was that lucky. Where'd you get the money to buy a great place like this?"

"Tha's why I brought y'here Ty, I want you to move in wit' me."

Tyger stopped bouncing on the remains of what was once a couch; "What?"

"Well, I still need y're help in getting that prophecy an' all and it'll get...lonely...with out you."

The vampiress blinked, not answering.

"Kitten?"

"Aw, you're so cute Spikey." she kissed his cheek. "Let's go get drinks to celebrate the liberation of my favorite un-dead vampire!" Tyger dragged Spike out of the apartment, squealing about alcoholic concoctions."

"Ty, you didn't answer my question."

She grinned, "You'll get your answer at the end of the night. Now, since I'm new to Cali-for-nia I want to have, SAAAAAKKKKIIIIIIII!"

Just before sunrise, Spike stumbled up the stairs with Tyger helping him to walk in a straight line.

"Oh! One saki, two saki three saki...c'mon Tyty,"

"Floor," muttered Tyger as she fumbled for the apartment key.

"Nooo, like you mean it!"

Tyger growled.

"I'll pound your face into this sun-warmed floor if you don't shut up Spike."

"Y're not a happy drunk Tyty."

"I'm not drunk, you are."

"Oh! Right," Spike winked devilishly, "Sshhh. Can't wake the landlord."

Tyger pounded on the door in frustration. Spike had proved to love the saki far more then Tyger and he was a very vocal drunk. Not to mention he couldn't walk a straight line to save his un-dead life and, the sun was coming up in the window across the apartment door.

"This is terrible, I'm going to die, again, with a drunk vampire."

"Ah, it's not so bad milady." Spike wrapped his other arm around Tyger's neck. "Dyin' with you wouldn't be so bad." he leaned Tyger back against the apartment door, "one last kiss for the road love."

As he tilted his pale face in for, what promised to be the best thing that ever happed to Tyger in her undead life, and she closed her eyes...the apartment door collapsed behind them and sent the two vampires falling onto the moldy floor.

"Welcome home!" Shouted B. "oh," she looked at Spike and Tyger.

"B!" exclaimed Spike. "You're here too? We can have a-" SLAP.

Tyger growled up at Spike, "Don't even."

"Yeah," B dragged the lovers away from the sun's rays and propped up the door into the frame. "Don't even go there Spike."

Spike gave a pouty look then rolled off of Tyger who, along with B, dragged Spike to his bed.

"Tyty,"

"Yes?"

"When are you going to answer me?"

"About what?" asked B.

"Moving in. He wants me to move in with him."

"Are you?"

Spike's drunk eyes pleaded with Tyger and B sent waves of 'Move in! Move in! Move in! Moving moving moving, get that vampire movin' RAWHIDE!'

"Sop giving me those looks! B! Stop with humming that cattle drive song! I already decided the answer when he asked me."

"Well?"

"Yes!"

Spike caught Tyger by the arm and pulled her down for a kiss.

"Damn it....I'm not....kiss...you when.....YOU'RE DRUNK!"

B was doubled over in tears of laughter at the sight of a drunk Spike trying to kiss Tyger who kept trying to stop him.

"Oh, by the way guys, I'm gonna need to move in here with you for a while."

Both of the vampires stopped their fight.

"Yeah! A Threesome!"

"Spike!" Tyger lunged to bite the vampire.

B crawled out of the bedroom, gasping for air in another fit of laughter.

A.N.: Yes it was perverted, a little. But...well...I've always had a sick sense of humor.