Shaman KingExtreme Total Nonsense

Chapter 1

ForeverDead: Hi Public! By the way the name Darkie was already taken, but in this FanFic my name's Darkie so take it or Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The real ForeverDead: NO!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!! You will use only your name and it is Darkie!!!!!! Use it! Use it! Use It!!!!!!!!!!! Or else suffer the horrible consequences, and then die a painful death!!!!!

Darkie: Ok..............there are 2 of us so we are not CRAZY LUNATICS that escaped from a nut farm! Oh yeah it's like an extreme crossover so um.....enjoy............and Please review! (Um, for shaman king it's their English name sometimes and some are Japanese) (Um the name guide is

Yoh = Yoh

Len = Ren

Trey = Horo-Horo

Yoh: Um, Morty/Manta got run over.

Pilica = Pirika

Tamara = Tamao

Anna = Anna

Zeke (why?!) = Hao

Vocabulary list:

Australia=opposite of heaven;

Peach=the censored word for your behind

Fruit=the censored word for your body's waste

Nectarine=pervert

Cookie=rape

Chocolate= sex

Corn=stalk

Pie=Take a shower with the opposite gender

Max=Gay

Darkie: Do we start yet?

ForeverDead: sure, THE STORY STARTS AFTER THE DOTS

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Normal Day.... Yoh: Hi! :)

HoroHoro: Yoh, stop smiling.

Yoh: Ok! :)

Ren: (punches Yoh)

Yoh: Owie XP

They were walking down the street until Ren and HoroHoro heard a girly scream and they realized Yoh was gone.

HoroHoro: where'd Yoh go?

Ren: who cares lets just get a move on before he notices we ditched him

Horohoro: Okay!! :)

Ren: don't do that

(In the corner Hao is killing Yoh)

Yoh: XP

Hao :( leaves yoh on the floor, dead)

Tyson: wonder who lives here?

((At yoh's house))

Kai: (punches Tyson)

Tyson: (screams girly)

Max: OMG! I thought I was the only one who can do that!

Rei: why don't we knock or something? Let's ask if we can stay in for like a night or something, because I'm tired of staying at Tyson's grungy, old, filthy, dumpy, smelly ...house!!!!!!!!!

Tyson: R... R...Ray...? Do you really think that?

Ray: yes

Tyson: oh.... runs to the corner, cries

Ray: knocks on door

Hao: (yoh's still in the park)Uhhh, why did you knock, I mean it is midnight.

Ray: Cause we don't want to stay at Tyson's........

Tyson: cries again

Hao: Ummm...I'll be back (runs to Anna and comes back) Sure, but on one condition...you have to do chores!

Ray and Max: (runs in)

Kai: (Kai kicks Tyson inside)

(inside the house)

Tyson: whoa, this place is huge!!!!!

Max: can we eat yet?

Tamao: uhh.... We're almost ready! Manta is almost done with the plates in the kitchen

Anna: hurry up or else I'll send you back to the spirit world!!!

Morty: uh!!! I'm doing! I'm doing! in the dining room

Tyson: whoo!!! Look at all this food!!!

Everyone: Let's eat!!!!

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ForeverDead: Did ya like it? Did ya? Did ya? Answer me!!!! Wahh!! They won't talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You talk to them then walks away crying

Darkie: Answer me Tyson, or else! (Points to boiling vat of oil)

Tyson: ok, ok! I liked it!

Darkie: Good! Hey ForeverDead! He's gonna talk! (Holds him at gunpoint)

ForeverDead: yeah! Yippee! You're gonna talk! The only person besides Kai and Hao who will talk to me yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs Tyson....... Ahhhh!!!!!! Stupid, germy, ugly, fat guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hugged him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Runs away in the background

Tyson: Wait! I'm not a....

Darkie: (shoots Tyson) Oh yeah, sorry for the short chapter
Review, or else! Points to the boiling vat of oil