Chapter 3

Extreme total nonsense

Darkie: I know someone isn't reviewing!!!!!!! takes out5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 atomic bombs

Kai: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! I've killed Tyson! laughs evilly

Yogh: What the hell is going on!?

Ran: Shut up Yogh...Wait...I thought you were dead!!!!!

Yogh: Huh?!

Darkie: What is wrong with you people!? I'll send you all to finishing schools! (Laughs evilly) I've got to ask Forever Dead for the Ok to do it! ForeverDead!

ForeverDead: hush..............no

Darkie: aww....oh well

Tyson: Hey! I got dirty!

Yoh: Let's go to the spring–spa place

All but Ren, Anna, Ray, Kai, and Hao: Yay!

Kai: I'm not going in there!—

Manta's spirit: It's heated, if that's what you're worried about!

Yoh: Or, maybe he wants to hang out with the girls!

Horo-Horo: Or, maybe he's got a little birdie chest and he's all embarrassed!

(A/n: those lines came from the dub)

Kai: I just don't want to trust Tyson and Max in the same pool as I'm in!

Horo-Horo :( shoots a grin at the other boys but Ren and Ray)

All but the 3: Fish out of water, fish out of water! start giggling

(A/N: I don't own these lines either they came from the dub!)

Horo-Horo: Wait, how do you get this off? looking at Kai's shirt

Kai: you can't figure it out Starts laughing like Horo-Horo

All: Oyo

Hao: Comes in Grr...Die 4 kids! You dubbed me Zeke! Die runs to 4 Kids studio and burns them all that's better now...

All: O.o

All: Time to get revenge on the authors! (In the author's room)

Darkie: Uhh...ForeverDead...They're gonna mob us! screams and takes out a giant boiling pot of...chocolate)

Kai: now... revenge! Comes in with co. and mob us

Ren: die all you! Takes out Sword of Thunder and his Kwan Dao (from where?)

Darkie: Throws the chocolate

Tyson: screams Why the...

Darkie: shoots him for swearing

Kai: that's my job! Gets into an argument

Ren: killing all the reinforcements

Darkie: Gasp! I almost forgot! The egg!

Kai: What egg?!

Darkie: Our teacher is making us take care of an egg! (Gags)

All: Oh, that egg!

Darkie: Gahh! The baby carrier! (Drags Hao Away) You have got to help me!

Hao: Why me?!

Darkie: You've lived for what, 1013 years?! Don't tell me you've never seen a baby carrier before!?

Hao: You want me to help?!

Darkie: Or I'll write you as a Max guy and nectarine (refer to vocabulary list)

Hao: you wouldn't...

Darkie: Oh yes I would! holds up a file with a whole bunch of blackmail junk

Hao: Okay, okay!

Tyson: lapping the chocolate off the floor

Ren: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.............hey! How come you're alive again?

Tyson: I never really cussed and she missed licks his shoe which has chocolate on it

Review or your house will be burnt by Hao!

(In the background are burning houses)

Hao: burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! !!!

I'll burn this house, then this then, then this is for me, this is for Yoh, this for Ren,

this little housey burned to the store, this little housey had none after getting burnt down by me, this little housey stayed home, but I'll burn it anyway, this little housey had roast beef, because I burnt it and the cow that was in it, and this little housey cried wee, wee, wee, almost all the way home, because I burnt it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ForeverDead: yup, that's Hao all right! Normal everyday....Hao?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What are you doing?!?!?!?!?!!

Hao: Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Die you stupid cast of this FanFic!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

ForeverDead: no!!!!!!!!!! You'll kill our only cast of this stupid Fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kai stop him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: why? ForeverDead: or else you'll die a painful, torturing, horrible, ear- splitting scream, death.... Caused by Hao!!!!!

Kai: whatever grabs Hao by the hair

Hao: stops burning Ahhh!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!! Anything but my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They start killing each other

ForeverDead: Oo okay............. Bye-bye!!!!!!!