Continuation of scene something like 3

SO the black pearl comes town. The man who ran celebrity cruise lines looked at the ship and back at his list continually. Then he shouted in desperation," this ship is not on the tour. I dare say the cannons they're firing are real and that is real damage they are doing." Then a cannon ball comes and hits him in the head and he dies.

One of the fireballs hits the wall at the jail. Mike happened to be in its path and jack was very thankful for that. Mike was only brushed but he was completely changed. Instead of trying to feel jack up he said openly," I'm gay. I don't want to sleep with kids anymore because that is disgusting and wrong. The only kind of sex I'll have is gay sex. Thank you cannon ball for enlightening me." Then he walks out the hole. Jack is stuck there.

Kara was in her room when the attack began. As the first cannon roared she began yelling because she had not finished zipping up her pants and now her dick was stuck in the zipper. Then she remembered that she had glued on a dildo but it felt so real. She pulled it off and ran away in terror to the bathroom for now she had wet herself.

As she left the bathroom she saw two pirates in her house and now spotted her. As they ran at her they said," we wanna put something in you!!!!!!" At that she pulled out her trash can and threw her used tampons at them and shouted back," take these they already have been in me!"

One of the tampons got stuck in the pirate's eye. As he began crying it grew larger and larger. He thought to himself," these must be tampax pearl because they absorb so much!" His friend looked at him strangely so he replied," I read about it in seventeen magazine."

After running around for a bit, they finally catch Kara. As they were leaving the house, Kara pulls out the tampon from the pirates eye and says simply," I need to use it. Its that time of the month again…to kick your ass!!!! Wait I really do need it though." As they go through town Will sees them and tries to fight her off. Unfortunately he only knew had to catfight so he lost very quickly. All the pirates began chanting PRETTY BOY including Kara whose drugs for her anorexia kicked in but naturally she added some PCP. Hey guys watch me fly!!!!!! She landed on the ground and fell unconscious.

Back at the jail, Jack sits there thinking Jill. He remembered all the times they climbed the hill to fetch a pail of water. As he started to jack off some of his pirate buddies came to the jail. They looked at the expression on his face and realized he was thinking of Jill. One of the pirates shouted," Jack how can you be jacking off to a woman after all we did for those long months at sea. You can't still be straight are you? Well I'm offended so I'm not going to save you now." The pirates walked away singing a song about a nun who sold dope to school kids. That was there favorite song from the eighty's. But they were very happy to have Kara because that ugly piece of jewelry she stole was magical.

Scene 4

The rooster crowed as the sun came up the next day and it woke Will from his deep sleep. "What the fuck is with that rooster? We live in a city not a farm with those farm stands that sell their stuff to grocery stores. SHUT UP!!!!!!!"

" Damn what's in your wallet pretty boy?" asked Jack. Jack had escaped from jail because I don't feel like writing that story. Will looked around and finally spotted the real person talking to him from the five identical twins he was seeing.

"I'm looking for this girl that my scripts says I love! She has been whisked away on the Black pearl. Can you help me find her?

"Fine ok w can use Shamu to find the ship. I used to be the captain of it oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell you that." He got out his memory swiping his device but had to go kill the alien that ran by. After he came back they came and took a ship. Edmund saw them pull away and began to freak out.

" What the hell bamma's? That's my ship and I ain't letting you jack it up! C'mon tell me you're trifling dawgs!!! Dammit give me a hit of that Tanesha and you eat my white chocolate."

As the pair sailed away they began to talk about their dreams. Jack admitted he wanted to teach first grade so that he could work with kids. Will replied," I wanted to meet a teacher for little kids. He teaches anatomy. His name is Michael Jackson, ever heard of him?" After he found out Jack had met him he replied," Well he probably didn't teach you what he taught me at the sleepover we had!" At that everyone stopped talking out loud because Jaws came by and they didn't want to disturb him as he watched a golf tournament with a $500 dollar first prize. The pair knew there would be more adventures to come in the next few chapters.