Alright I relized I haven't done a disclaimer for a while so I'm just saying I don't own this stuff. Now I decided to just end this story cause I don't really wan tot do it anymore so prepare to be confused.
The pair sailed on and finally came to the eil island place. Here they ran into the boats making lots of noise so the evil ghost things knew they were there. The ghosts got all there weapons ready and headed out to the opening.
Will and Jack spotted the ghosts coming at them so they began screaming. Who should come to save them but the wonderful and beautiful and just all around great author Kiesha.
"Save us oh wonderful author Kiesha with the mysterious ways of the pineapple pizza and we will forever be your love slaves!" yelled the pair.
Kiesha quickly took to the inclination and dropped the last coin in the chest so the people were real. Now the fun began.
First Kiesha made a DJ appear and they put various songs pf reggae or good dance music.
Someone from the group of pirates shouted," Put on Sean Paul!!! I'm gonna bring the house down." There he began doing some breakdancing in front of Kiesha. She quietly stood there as all skinny white girls who just happen to know all the words to get busy would stand. After the song ended the DJ instictivly knew to put on hey mama as Kiesha stepped out in front of the pirates.
As soon as the music began Kiesha began breakdancing like crazy. As the song finshed up she yelled," I beat the one black guy in Hogwarts in dance and I beat your pirate booty too. YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!"
The pirates were now very mad and began to advance on her. With that Katya pulled out a lot of boxes of pineapple pizza and began hurling them at the pirates!
As the pieces flew one could hear," NOOOOOOO! IT'S DOMINO'S!!!!!!!!!" Still a few pirates remained so Kiesha brought out her secret weapon. The pirates gasped at the sight of her new composite field hockey stick. They realized that that was probably the reason for her to be wearing her very preppy mini skirt.
"FLAT AND THRU YOU MO FO'S!!!!!" She began whacking the pirates mercilessly and soon she made magic balls come out of the air.
"Why are you doing this to us? How are you doing this to us? I am so confused."
"So is the audience. Hey I'm the author and I can make anything happen. Look I'll have the bon bon people from sailor moon come out while Prince is making out with Britney Spears. The cocoa pebbles will eat all the naturalists of the world! Harry Potter will have a steamy affair with Malfoy while he cheats on his former lover Ron. Sorry wrong story. Anyway, look its all happening because I said so!mwhahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that all the pirates were destroyed and Kiesha, Will, and Jack flew away to Yemen. Will and Jack were put through an age machine so now they were really hot fifteen year olds. Alright that's the end.