The Number of the Moose
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I don't even technically own Fiz since she's an Irken and Jhonen created Irkens. But she is my alter ego, so does that make her mine? Shit. I don't know. But you all know Jhonen owns his fans anyways so......yeah. Oh and Zil doesn't own herself either since she's and Irken too.
Note: This chapter is actually good for something! After finishing it I realized that it formed a plot! Sort of...
5. Where is Squeegee????
Fiz: Hellooooooooo everyone!! Time for chapter FIVE!
Nny: Erm...Hi.
Pepito: Hello. *Waves unenthusiastically*
Fiz: ....Where's Squeegee?
Nny: NO! YOU CAN'T CALL HIM THAT!!!!! ONLY I CAN!!!
Pepito: *Mutters* Overprotective are we?
Fiz: Meep! ^^;
Nny: *Looks around* Hey.... Where is Squeegee?
Fiz: I already asked that. -.-
Pepito: I haven't seen him around.
Nny: *Eyes narrow* Zil! That evil little Irken did it!!! SHE TOOK SQUEE!!!
Fiz: HEY! She wouldn't- wait. Yes she would. Uhm..... Fook. SQUEEEEE!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU?????? O.o I can't work on this without him! *Whimpers*
Pepito: Do you think it was she? Or could it be some evil force of forceful evil?!
Nny: DON'T DO THAT!!!!
Pepito: Do what?
Nny: Quote Happy Noodle Boy! He's MY creation and I'M the only one allowed to quote him!!!
Pepito: I can do whatever I want! I am the Anti-Christ!!!! RAHHHH!!!! *Lunges at Nny*
Fiz: *Shakes head* You two are impossible. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT TODD?!? *Grabs Pepito's shirt* Leave Johnny alone.
Nny: *Snickers*
Fiz: AND YOU!! *Points at Nny* Don't insult the son of Satan! I don't need to get in trouble because you upset him!
Nail Bunny: Why would you get in trouble?
Nny: *Eyes widen* Nail Bunny! I thought you were gone!
Nail Bunny: Fiz brought me back. Since she is the author, she can do anything. Ooooooh spooky, yes?
Nny: Yeah. REALLY fuckin spooky. *Hides behind Nail Bunny*
Fiz: *Gives Nny a weird look* Anyways! I would get in trouble by Señior Diablo if Pepito destroys anything here. This is MY world. Not yours. People care if it gets fucked up. And it would be MY fault if HE did anything!!! Fuck...
Pepito: *Grins evilly*
Nny: Stop it! We need to find Squee! Save your evil ideas for later!!
Eff: This is going to be interesting.
Nail Bunny: Screw you Fuck! If you aren't going to help find Squee, then go away!
Eff: Who said I wouldn't help?
All: *Stare at Mr. Fuck*
Fiz: You....are actually gonna help us find Squee?
Eff: Yes. If it were anyone else, probably not. But Squee is a good kid. Not like you Johnny.
Nny: Oh fuck off. Every time you say something you sound more and more like Meat!
Eff: *Cringes* Then I don't think I'm going to talk anymore.
Pepito: That would be nice. Can you let GO of my shirt now!?
Fiz: *Giggles* I was wondering how long it would take you to realize I still had ya! But...no. I don't wanna.
Pepito: *Growles* Let me go! *Bites Fiz's hand*
Nny: *Falls over laughing*
Fiz: OWWWW! YOU FUCKER!!! MY HAND!!!!!!!! *Smacks Pepito* And stop laughing at me!!!! We gotta find Squee! My fans are depending on it!!!
Eff: You have fans?
Fiz: Yes. *Hisses* And I don't think they would mind if I let Nny kill you, would they?
Nny: Can I? Please?
Pepito: No! You can't kill him! He's an important element to the story!
Nny: How do you know!?
Pepito: Fiz told me. She let me read some of what she wrote for future events in this fic since I wasn't loved enough to be in it. *Pouts*
Fiz: Aww! Pepito I still loves you!! *Hugs Pepito* And how do you know you wont be in it? Hmmmmm?
Pepito: Lies! Wait.... I'm gonna be in it? MORE LIES!!!!!!!!! The Notebook of DOOM says nothing of me in it!
Fiz: I can change the notebook. I get different ideas.... yeah.
Nail Bunny: We're forgetting about Todd again.
Nny: SQUEEGEEEE!!!!!!!!
Fiz: Where's my phone!? I'll call Zil and find out if she took Squee!
Eff: Over there. *Points at table where phone is sitting in plain sight*
Fiz: Of course! I knew that. Heh heh. *Grabs phone and dials Zil's number*
Nny: I swear to Moose if she kidnapped Squeegee I'll-
Fiz: SHH! It's ringing!
Nny: Fine.
*Click* You have reached [number that I shall not give out]. Please leave your name and number. Thanks. *BEEP*
Fiz: Um hi Zil! It's Fiz, um...if you're there give me a call when you get this, if you aren't then I guess you can't. So I'll talk to you later....Bye. *Hangs up* Bloody hell!
Pepito: What the hell was that?
Fiz: She wasn't at her Dad's. I must call her Mom's! *Dials other number*
Zil: *Click* Hello?
Fiz: You took him didn't you?!?!?!
Zil: Took who?
Fiz: SQUEE!!!
Zil: NOOO! I BET SIC TOOK HIM!!!!!
Nny: SHE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zil: No.
Nny: YOU LIE YOU FILTHY IRKEN!!!! ALL YOU IRKENS LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Fiz: HEY!!!! FUCK YOU JOHNNY!!!! I DO NOT LIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Pepito: -.- I think TODD IS MORE IMPORTANT HERE!!!!!!
Nail Bunny: I don't think she has him.
Zil: YAY!! Someone on my side! Wow. Damn you Johnny!
Nny: *Gives Zil the evil eye* I KNOW you did it!
Zil: I have every intention of doing so but I didn't!! For the time being I'm innocent! I am! You have to believe me on that one!!
Eff: I don't think she did it.
Pepito: Neither do I. Just because I don't like Johnny right now.
Fiz: And I don't think she did it just because well.....I love me Pepito and he doesn't think she did it either. *Clings to Pepito*
Pepito: Eep? o.o; Anyone wanna help me?
Nny: That's.......disturbing. Bust she still did it!!!!!!!!
Zil: I did not!!! Why am I the one who gets blamed?!
Fiz: Because you're the one who WANTS to kidnap him!!!
Zil: Shut up!
Pepito: No one..... please? Someone? ANYONE!?
Fiz: By the way I'm still on your side.
Zil: Yey!
Nny: You, Fiz, are a traitor.
Fiz: That's so mean. You make me sad Johnny.
Nny: GOOD!
Zil: Why do I have the tendency to gnaw on things?? I feel like an animal!
Fiz: *Laughs* That was random.
Nail Bunny: And disturbing.
Eff: Your mother is going to be home soon Fiz.
Fiz: o.o; Fuck.
Eff: Yes?
Pepito: She didn't mean you. It was a statement.
Fiz: I gotta go now. If I don't my mom will kill me if she comes home to find me on the computer doing other things than my homework!
Nny: That would be nice.
Fiz: *Smacks Nny upside the head and runs off screaming about how STUPID that was*
~*~
Note: The conversation between me and Zil *actually* took place on Sunday, February 29, 2004 (which happens to be a leap year. hehe) at around 7pm. I felt really stupid calling her Dad's house too. I should've KNOWN she was gonna be at her Mom's.
Pepito: Yeah. That was stupid of you.
Fiz: THIS CHAPTER IS OVER!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Nny: Just ignore her. WE decide when it's over. And I say it isn't 'cause I still don't know where Squee is!! *Is holding Fiz in air by collar*
Eff: I find it funny that he caught you. Especially since you were running so fast. *Laughs*
Fiz: Stoppit!
Pepito: We do need to end this chapter. Johnny, I'm sure you'll find Squee either in the next chapter or the one after that!
Nny: *Thinks* I suppose. *Glares at Fiz* But she HIT me!!! *Raises dagger at Fiz*
Fiz: *Squeezes eyes shut* FUCK!
Pepito: NO! You can't kill her!
Nny: Why the fuck not?
Nail Bunny: Because if you do then you'll never find Todd.
Nny: Shit. *Drops Fiz* Okay. Chapters over. Go away now.
Fiz: After reviewing of course! ^^; *Rubs neck* Ow.... So um.....who actually understood this chapter? Anyone? If you didn't, basically Squee is missing, Johnny thinks my friend Zil did it and well I don't, and something resembling a plot was finally developed! Yay! Go me!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I don't even technically own Fiz since she's an Irken and Jhonen created Irkens. But she is my alter ego, so does that make her mine? Shit. I don't know. But you all know Jhonen owns his fans anyways so......yeah. Oh and Zil doesn't own herself either since she's and Irken too.
Note: This chapter is actually good for something! After finishing it I realized that it formed a plot! Sort of...
5. Where is Squeegee????
Fiz: Hellooooooooo everyone!! Time for chapter FIVE!
Nny: Erm...Hi.
Pepito: Hello. *Waves unenthusiastically*
Fiz: ....Where's Squeegee?
Nny: NO! YOU CAN'T CALL HIM THAT!!!!! ONLY I CAN!!!
Pepito: *Mutters* Overprotective are we?
Fiz: Meep! ^^;
Nny: *Looks around* Hey.... Where is Squeegee?
Fiz: I already asked that. -.-
Pepito: I haven't seen him around.
Nny: *Eyes narrow* Zil! That evil little Irken did it!!! SHE TOOK SQUEE!!!
Fiz: HEY! She wouldn't- wait. Yes she would. Uhm..... Fook. SQUEEEEE!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU?????? O.o I can't work on this without him! *Whimpers*
Pepito: Do you think it was she? Or could it be some evil force of forceful evil?!
Nny: DON'T DO THAT!!!!
Pepito: Do what?
Nny: Quote Happy Noodle Boy! He's MY creation and I'M the only one allowed to quote him!!!
Pepito: I can do whatever I want! I am the Anti-Christ!!!! RAHHHH!!!! *Lunges at Nny*
Fiz: *Shakes head* You two are impossible. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT TODD?!? *Grabs Pepito's shirt* Leave Johnny alone.
Nny: *Snickers*
Fiz: AND YOU!! *Points at Nny* Don't insult the son of Satan! I don't need to get in trouble because you upset him!
Nail Bunny: Why would you get in trouble?
Nny: *Eyes widen* Nail Bunny! I thought you were gone!
Nail Bunny: Fiz brought me back. Since she is the author, she can do anything. Ooooooh spooky, yes?
Nny: Yeah. REALLY fuckin spooky. *Hides behind Nail Bunny*
Fiz: *Gives Nny a weird look* Anyways! I would get in trouble by Señior Diablo if Pepito destroys anything here. This is MY world. Not yours. People care if it gets fucked up. And it would be MY fault if HE did anything!!! Fuck...
Pepito: *Grins evilly*
Nny: Stop it! We need to find Squee! Save your evil ideas for later!!
Eff: This is going to be interesting.
Nail Bunny: Screw you Fuck! If you aren't going to help find Squee, then go away!
Eff: Who said I wouldn't help?
All: *Stare at Mr. Fuck*
Fiz: You....are actually gonna help us find Squee?
Eff: Yes. If it were anyone else, probably not. But Squee is a good kid. Not like you Johnny.
Nny: Oh fuck off. Every time you say something you sound more and more like Meat!
Eff: *Cringes* Then I don't think I'm going to talk anymore.
Pepito: That would be nice. Can you let GO of my shirt now!?
Fiz: *Giggles* I was wondering how long it would take you to realize I still had ya! But...no. I don't wanna.
Pepito: *Growles* Let me go! *Bites Fiz's hand*
Nny: *Falls over laughing*
Fiz: OWWWW! YOU FUCKER!!! MY HAND!!!!!!!! *Smacks Pepito* And stop laughing at me!!!! We gotta find Squee! My fans are depending on it!!!
Eff: You have fans?
Fiz: Yes. *Hisses* And I don't think they would mind if I let Nny kill you, would they?
Nny: Can I? Please?
Pepito: No! You can't kill him! He's an important element to the story!
Nny: How do you know!?
Pepito: Fiz told me. She let me read some of what she wrote for future events in this fic since I wasn't loved enough to be in it. *Pouts*
Fiz: Aww! Pepito I still loves you!! *Hugs Pepito* And how do you know you wont be in it? Hmmmmm?
Pepito: Lies! Wait.... I'm gonna be in it? MORE LIES!!!!!!!!! The Notebook of DOOM says nothing of me in it!
Fiz: I can change the notebook. I get different ideas.... yeah.
Nail Bunny: We're forgetting about Todd again.
Nny: SQUEEGEEEE!!!!!!!!
Fiz: Where's my phone!? I'll call Zil and find out if she took Squee!
Eff: Over there. *Points at table where phone is sitting in plain sight*
Fiz: Of course! I knew that. Heh heh. *Grabs phone and dials Zil's number*
Nny: I swear to Moose if she kidnapped Squeegee I'll-
Fiz: SHH! It's ringing!
Nny: Fine.
*Click* You have reached [number that I shall not give out]. Please leave your name and number. Thanks. *BEEP*
Fiz: Um hi Zil! It's Fiz, um...if you're there give me a call when you get this, if you aren't then I guess you can't. So I'll talk to you later....Bye. *Hangs up* Bloody hell!
Pepito: What the hell was that?
Fiz: She wasn't at her Dad's. I must call her Mom's! *Dials other number*
Zil: *Click* Hello?
Fiz: You took him didn't you?!?!?!
Zil: Took who?
Fiz: SQUEE!!!
Zil: NOOO! I BET SIC TOOK HIM!!!!!
Nny: SHE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zil: No.
Nny: YOU LIE YOU FILTHY IRKEN!!!! ALL YOU IRKENS LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Fiz: HEY!!!! FUCK YOU JOHNNY!!!! I DO NOT LIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Pepito: -.- I think TODD IS MORE IMPORTANT HERE!!!!!!
Nail Bunny: I don't think she has him.
Zil: YAY!! Someone on my side! Wow. Damn you Johnny!
Nny: *Gives Zil the evil eye* I KNOW you did it!
Zil: I have every intention of doing so but I didn't!! For the time being I'm innocent! I am! You have to believe me on that one!!
Eff: I don't think she did it.
Pepito: Neither do I. Just because I don't like Johnny right now.
Fiz: And I don't think she did it just because well.....I love me Pepito and he doesn't think she did it either. *Clings to Pepito*
Pepito: Eep? o.o; Anyone wanna help me?
Nny: That's.......disturbing. Bust she still did it!!!!!!!!
Zil: I did not!!! Why am I the one who gets blamed?!
Fiz: Because you're the one who WANTS to kidnap him!!!
Zil: Shut up!
Pepito: No one..... please? Someone? ANYONE!?
Fiz: By the way I'm still on your side.
Zil: Yey!
Nny: You, Fiz, are a traitor.
Fiz: That's so mean. You make me sad Johnny.
Nny: GOOD!
Zil: Why do I have the tendency to gnaw on things?? I feel like an animal!
Fiz: *Laughs* That was random.
Nail Bunny: And disturbing.
Eff: Your mother is going to be home soon Fiz.
Fiz: o.o; Fuck.
Eff: Yes?
Pepito: She didn't mean you. It was a statement.
Fiz: I gotta go now. If I don't my mom will kill me if she comes home to find me on the computer doing other things than my homework!
Nny: That would be nice.
Fiz: *Smacks Nny upside the head and runs off screaming about how STUPID that was*
~*~
Note: The conversation between me and Zil *actually* took place on Sunday, February 29, 2004 (which happens to be a leap year. hehe) at around 7pm. I felt really stupid calling her Dad's house too. I should've KNOWN she was gonna be at her Mom's.
Pepito: Yeah. That was stupid of you.
Fiz: THIS CHAPTER IS OVER!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Nny: Just ignore her. WE decide when it's over. And I say it isn't 'cause I still don't know where Squee is!! *Is holding Fiz in air by collar*
Eff: I find it funny that he caught you. Especially since you were running so fast. *Laughs*
Fiz: Stoppit!
Pepito: We do need to end this chapter. Johnny, I'm sure you'll find Squee either in the next chapter or the one after that!
Nny: *Thinks* I suppose. *Glares at Fiz* But she HIT me!!! *Raises dagger at Fiz*
Fiz: *Squeezes eyes shut* FUCK!
Pepito: NO! You can't kill her!
Nny: Why the fuck not?
Nail Bunny: Because if you do then you'll never find Todd.
Nny: Shit. *Drops Fiz* Okay. Chapters over. Go away now.
Fiz: After reviewing of course! ^^; *Rubs neck* Ow.... So um.....who actually understood this chapter? Anyone? If you didn't, basically Squee is missing, Johnny thinks my friend Zil did it and well I don't, and something resembling a plot was finally developed! Yay! Go me!