The Chibi Disease
^^ ... 4 Review 4 da first chap, not bad. And here I thought I suck. Well, THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Shopping is NOT My Idea*~
Kai and Rei's definition for shopping with Chibi Hilary was NOT fun. But, instead... A hellhole. "Please Hilary... STOP SINGING!" "I LOVE YOU~!!! YOU LOVE ME~!!!" Kai gritted his teeth and tried to save his ears by covering his ears with plushies in a toy store. "PLEASE HILARY!!" But Rei's plead is no match for Hilary's shriek. " WE ARE ALL A FAMILY~!!!" Rei was stressed and was trying to control is rage. "WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS ROM ME TO YOU~!!!" Kai joined Rei in trying to stop yelling at chibi Hilary. " WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TO---" " SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPP~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rei and Kai both yelled at the top of their lungs at the tiny chibi Hilary. Hilary's large garnet orbs were shining with tears. Rei sighed and tried to apologize,
"We're sorry Hilary. It's just that we are in public and we might get sued or kicked out or something." "Huh? Sued? Public? What does that mean???" Hilary asked. "Uh...? A little help, Kai?" Rei asked. Kai sighed and said, " Let's just say e don't want you to lose your voice, 'kay?" Hilary stared at him and said, "Oh! Okay Quai!" Chibi Hilary blabbed. " It's KAI." Kai corrected. "Okay QUAI!" "KAI!" "QUAI!" "KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" " QUAI!" " KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" "QUAI!" "KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" Hilary has sparking tears in her eyes.
" QUAI QUAI QUAI QQQQQUUUUUUAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hilary screamed that shattered windows into a billion pieces. Chibi Hilary cried waterfalls and was literally flooding the mall. " Kai!!! Say sorry now!" Rei commanded. "Pfh. Sorry." Kai said, not looking Hilary in the eyes. " ... HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!" Hilary wailed. "Look Hil, he did mean it so please stop crying? Please?" Rei put on his best chibi kitty eyes that matched with Hilary's. Hilary just gazed into the sparkling golden cat eyes. " For me?" Rei asked in his most chisaii voice. "Um... OKAY!!!" Rei mumbled an, "Oh yes!" and did a little victory dance.
"But, WE STILL NEED TO FINISH OUR SHOPPING!!!!" Hilary informed leaving Kai and Rei groan. Chibi Hilary zoomed to another store. Kai and Rei slowly followed, dragging their feet. After a few hours, or more like a few THOUSAND hours, Kai and Rei were holding over sized bags filled with Hilary's stuff. They contained dresses, shoes, toys, dolls, food, candy, chocolate and other thing and Hilary STILL wants a new shirt. Kai must have at least spend 5000 bucks and now they were going to their LAST store... At least, they thought so. After an hour, Hilary found a shirt to her satisfactory. Kai and Rei was about to leave the store when... Chibi Hilary saw a clown giving away free balloons. " BALLOONS!!! OOH OHH I WANT A YELLOW ONE!!!!!" Hilary screamed and fled to get a balloon. Then she saw an advertiser giving away papers, and someone giving away free samples. " WOW!! THE MALL WORLD IS GOOD!!!" Chibi Hilary exclaimed and ran off to other so called, 'Wonders of the Mall'. Rei and Kai groaned and dashed off to try to catch up with Hilary, when holding their items.
"Hell, hell... THIS IS HELL!!!"
~*END CHAP*~
LOL, it was good, right? Right? RIGHT? Right. ^^ Please review and please tell me if it was funny. Is it wasn't funny, tell me how of improve. I'm trying to make it humourous. ^_________^
^^ ... 4 Review 4 da first chap, not bad. And here I thought I suck. Well, THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Shopping is NOT My Idea*~
Kai and Rei's definition for shopping with Chibi Hilary was NOT fun. But, instead... A hellhole. "Please Hilary... STOP SINGING!" "I LOVE YOU~!!! YOU LOVE ME~!!!" Kai gritted his teeth and tried to save his ears by covering his ears with plushies in a toy store. "PLEASE HILARY!!" But Rei's plead is no match for Hilary's shriek. " WE ARE ALL A FAMILY~!!!" Rei was stressed and was trying to control is rage. "WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS ROM ME TO YOU~!!!" Kai joined Rei in trying to stop yelling at chibi Hilary. " WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TO---" " SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPP~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rei and Kai both yelled at the top of their lungs at the tiny chibi Hilary. Hilary's large garnet orbs were shining with tears. Rei sighed and tried to apologize,
"We're sorry Hilary. It's just that we are in public and we might get sued or kicked out or something." "Huh? Sued? Public? What does that mean???" Hilary asked. "Uh...? A little help, Kai?" Rei asked. Kai sighed and said, " Let's just say e don't want you to lose your voice, 'kay?" Hilary stared at him and said, "Oh! Okay Quai!" Chibi Hilary blabbed. " It's KAI." Kai corrected. "Okay QUAI!" "KAI!" "QUAI!" "KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" " QUAI!" " KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" "QUAI!" "KAI!" QUAI!" KAI!" Hilary has sparking tears in her eyes.
" QUAI QUAI QUAI QQQQQUUUUUUAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hilary screamed that shattered windows into a billion pieces. Chibi Hilary cried waterfalls and was literally flooding the mall. " Kai!!! Say sorry now!" Rei commanded. "Pfh. Sorry." Kai said, not looking Hilary in the eyes. " ... HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!" Hilary wailed. "Look Hil, he did mean it so please stop crying? Please?" Rei put on his best chibi kitty eyes that matched with Hilary's. Hilary just gazed into the sparkling golden cat eyes. " For me?" Rei asked in his most chisaii voice. "Um... OKAY!!!" Rei mumbled an, "Oh yes!" and did a little victory dance.
"But, WE STILL NEED TO FINISH OUR SHOPPING!!!!" Hilary informed leaving Kai and Rei groan. Chibi Hilary zoomed to another store. Kai and Rei slowly followed, dragging their feet. After a few hours, or more like a few THOUSAND hours, Kai and Rei were holding over sized bags filled with Hilary's stuff. They contained dresses, shoes, toys, dolls, food, candy, chocolate and other thing and Hilary STILL wants a new shirt. Kai must have at least spend 5000 bucks and now they were going to their LAST store... At least, they thought so. After an hour, Hilary found a shirt to her satisfactory. Kai and Rei was about to leave the store when... Chibi Hilary saw a clown giving away free balloons. " BALLOONS!!! OOH OHH I WANT A YELLOW ONE!!!!!" Hilary screamed and fled to get a balloon. Then she saw an advertiser giving away papers, and someone giving away free samples. " WOW!! THE MALL WORLD IS GOOD!!!" Chibi Hilary exclaimed and ran off to other so called, 'Wonders of the Mall'. Rei and Kai groaned and dashed off to try to catch up with Hilary, when holding their items.
"Hell, hell... THIS IS HELL!!!"
~*END CHAP*~
LOL, it was good, right? Right? RIGHT? Right. ^^ Please review and please tell me if it was funny. Is it wasn't funny, tell me how of improve. I'm trying to make it humourous. ^_________^