"Hello, you must be Koenma." Kurama said.
"Why, thank you, Madame." Koenma (In his teenage form) replied. "But, ummÉ why don't you have any breasts?
"I'm a guy." Kurama said irritably.
"Oh..." Koenma said, embarrassed.
"Look, can we just find out what this quest is about?" Yusuke asked.
"You guys are suicidal?" Koenma asked. He shrugged. "Okay. But first, I need to see your Sacred Waffles.
"What?" Hiei asked. "'Sacred Waffles'? What are you on?
"Look, it's part of a prophecy, okay?" Koenma replied. "This quest is for the Waffle Warriors. And before you ask, the guy who made the prophecy was a drunk.
"Oh, well, that explains it." Yusuke commented sarcastically.
"Just show me the Waffles." Koenma said.
"Oh, my, we don't have any." Hiei said in a fake sad voice. "Looks like we'll have to leave now...
"OOH! I HAVE SOME! I HAVE FOUR!" Kuwabara said excitedly. He pulled four out of his massive Ôfro, each covered in dandruff.
"Eww..." Yusuke said.
"How the?" Kurama began before stopping.
"I'm not even going to ask." Hiei said.
Kuwabara handed the waffles to Koenma. "Why, these are covered in destiny! You must be the fabled Waffle Warriors!
"I can't believe he actually touched those." Hiei said.
"Now, to explain your quest." Koenma said. "You are to collect the Heart, Star, and Horseshoe, Clover and Blue Moon, Pot o' Gold, Rainbow, and Red Balloon Diamonds in order to defeat the four Saint Beasts and end their merchandising campaign.
"OH, GOOD GOD!" Yusuke shouted. "THAT'S THE BIGGEST LOAD OF SH-
"Might I mention that those who complete the quest get $1,000,000,000,000.00 each?" Koenma said.
Yusuke's eyes went cha-ching! "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO!!!" With that, he pushed Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara out the door.
"In counterfeit money..." Koenma added under his breath a moment after they left.