The shadowy figure ran to the Four Saint Beasts. He told them all that he knew.
So... the Waffle Warriors are coming to end our merchandising campaign, eh? Suzaku asked, handling The Official Four Saint Beasts Flamethrower.
Yes, my lords. the figure said.
This obviously means they didn't like Byakko's CD. Genbu said.
But I LIKE to sing...! Byakko whined.
Stop whining, Byakko. Seiryu said. This is a serious matter.
But of course, we wouldn't have hired you and your services if we didn't think you were competent. Suzaku said to the figure.
Thank you, master. the figure said. We of TEAM EVIL shall stop those... snigger... gigle Waffle Warriors! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
We're screwed. Genbu thought.
Back with the... snigger Waffle Warriors... AHAHAHA....
Yusuke stopped suddenly, turned to the others and asked: Why do I feel like some narrorator-
It's pronounced narrator. Kurama corrected.
... is laughing his head off while talking about us? Yusuke continued.
Hmmmmmm... I wonder why... Hiei said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. Oh yeah! It's because stupid here signed us up to be the Waffle Warriors!
Kuwabaka- I mean, Kuwabaka- why do I keep saying that? Okay, Kuwabak- Kuwabak- Kuwabarabaka- OH SCREW IT! KUWABA-GUY SAID, OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I suddenly have the feeling that some narrator is mispronouncing Kuwabara's name? Kurama asked.
Why do I have to be stuck with you stupid bastards? Hiei asked, again sarcastically.
Why do I feel as though something random is about to occur? Kurama asked.
What, you mean some kind of kamikaze? Yusuke asked.
No, I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a watermelon. Kurama said.
You mean somekind of kamikaze watermelon? Yusuke replied.
Suddenly, Kuwabara got hit by a kamikaze watermelon. Then, three cats dressed as Samurai ran by shouting: Fooby the kamikaze watermelon, you shall not escape the wrath of the Samurai Pizza Cats!
The Waffle Warriors decided never to speak of this again.