The Waffle Warriors walked along until they came to the city of Farodia. Who names these cities? Yusuke asked.
Some Author. Kurama replied.
They walked inside and went to the pub for a few cold ones. So, we're looking for eight Jewels, eh? Yusuke asked, taking a sip.
Yes. We wouldn't though if this idiot here hadn't signe us up for it! Hiei shouted at Kuwabara.
Calm down, Hiei. Kurama said, handing him his cold one. It's not that bad.
Yes it is. Hiei said, chugging it down. He slammed it on the tables GET ME ANOTHER!
What's up with him? Yusuke whispered to Kurama.
Low cold one tolerance, I guess. Kurama whispered back.
Suddenly, a man dressed in completely purple ran into the pub. Will some kind, strong and sexy warriors protect me and my dear museum filled with all sorts of valuable things that could be stolen extremely easily due to lack of security?
Yusuke's eyes went CHA-CHING! He ran up to the man. We will!
Oh, goody gumdrops! the man said. You're sexy too! We'll have so much fun...
Damn it! Hiei said, sober once more. We get to protect a fag!
At the museum...
Now, this is the Heart Jewel. the owner, Red, said. It's what some group called TEAM EVIL threatened to steal tonight.
I wonder why they'd have their name be in all caps... Kurama asked.
Good question! Red replied. And- hold on, where'd all my valuable things except the Heart Jewel go?
Yusuke hid an enormous bag behind his back. Um... they're taking a walk.
Red said. Well, that makes sense...
Hiei shouted.
red realized what Hiei said. he tackled Yusuke and began beating the crap out of him. AND I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Kurama looked at Hiei dryly. You're going to be doing this all night, aren't you?
Hiei rolled his eyes. I wouldn't dream of it...
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of town...
Karasu approached Farodia. Think you can hide from me, eh? he said to himself. Well, you'll never escape Karasu!
Suddenly, he got hit by a Kamikaze Watermelon.