THE CHIBI DIESESE

The tigris got da right answer! I never promised a prize, but you get a bucket of Bladebreakers Plushies!!! Whooo!!! N E way, LET'S START DA CHAP!!!!

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Kai started to go into random shops. People started to ask, " Why do you need that for?" That was a bit enough of asking, because Kai already went into 20 girl shops and ran out the door. "I guess the only way for me to get one is from a fangirl..." He quickly bought the diamond and quartz, then with a shaking hand, grabbed the nearest female by the hand and dragged her in a cubicle.

"Whoa! What was that for?" The girl asked. "Hm... Pretty big sized too..." Kai muttered. "What was that?" "Nothing... Look, I'm Kai Hiwatari and I need..." "Kai Hiwatari?! Oh my god! You're my second Bladebreaker! I'm in love with Max; he's so cute! By the way, I'm—""I don't need to know your name! I need..." "Yes?"

"Your bra."

Rei was having a merry little time trying to get toxic and uranium with getting himself killed. A scientist gave him a fragile test tube to contain it, but just holding it makes Rei scared. Then he went to the zoo, plucked off an elephant's hair and it was on rampage. Rei quickly ran away, with the hair in his hand and the test tube in the other. "Yes! Now all I need is a tiger's hair. I guess I can take it of from Hilary's pet..."

When he walked over to his new home for a couple of weeks, he heard screaming. " BREATHE!!!!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson yelled, shaking Hilary. "AHHHHH!!!!!! WE MURDERED HER!!!! WE MURDERED HER!!!!!!!!!" " I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then Kenny had a bright, and yet crazily nasty idea. "Tyson," Kenny said, tapping his shoulder. Then he yelled in his ear...

"MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!! KISS!!!!! FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rei stood there, gawping.

"YOU BITCH!!!!!! IF I EVER MEET A PERV LIKE YOU AGAIN, I SWEAR, I'LL FIND YOU A PROSTITUTE TO FUCK WITH IN HELL!!!!!!!!" The girl screamed, slapping Kai half way across the mall. "At least I got a bra... Man, I'm gonna kill Kenny." Kai grunted, holding up his prize. "Can it be any worse?" He asked himself. He decided to walk home, and had to run from fangirls.

One ugly at girl stood over poor little Kai, and started to hump him. Kai hollered out, trying to get away. Soon the other fangirls caught up with him, tearing out his clothes and trying to kiss Kai. There was a girl fight in the park, and Kai had a tough time getting away.

"Hey guys. What happened to Hilary?" Rei asked. Kenny pointed to Max, Max pointed to Tyson and Tyson pointed to Kenny, all saying "HE DID IT!!!" " Did what?" "KILL HILARY!!!!!" Rei glanced at Hilary, and said, " What happened?" "It's not what happened, IT'S WHO DID IT!!! TYSON, MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!" Max pushed Tyson's head and mouth on Hilary's lips, and he and Kenny sat on him until he did it.

Rei was disgusted. "I'm just... Gong to the other room, getting the tiger hair from Hilary's pet—""Oh, the white tiger? Max had to let him free because Tyson tried to eat him." "WHAT?! I AINT GOING BACK TO THE ZOO AND THROWING MYSELF IN A TIGER PEN!!! NO WAY!!!" "Then get one off Driger."

Rei gulped. "Alright... I'll go... But I'm leaving my stuff here. AND DON'T DRINK THOSE 2 TESTTUBES, UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE." Rei warned. " IT'S URANIUM AND TOXIC, AND DON'T LET HILARY TOUCH IT, OR I'LL BE AFTER YOUR BLOOD." Now it was the other's time to gulp. "Anyways, bye!"

Kai, half naked and mentally broken and cracked, took the bus in order to escape from the girls. "This is the last time I let Rei out run me... Hey, am I in the wrong bus?" The bus seemed to take him where he was running away from... Back to the fangirls. "Oh shit."

They went pass a zoo, and Rei stepped in, almost scratched to death. " Hey Kai, what's wrong with you?" "Fangirls. What about you?" " Well, a tiger attacked me after I plucked it's fur, then an elephant gave me a joyride because I plucked it's hair too..." Then Kai and Rei felt pity for each other.

When they returned, Tyson seems to be suffocating. "Kenny finally made a control that made Hilary bigger, but something wasn't right. "Ugh, why am I wearing tight, TIGHT clothing that seems WAY too small? And why is there slobber on my lips?" Hilary demanded an answer.

Max explained everything about her being a chibi. "TYSON KISSED ME?! TYSON KISSED ME?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO!!! YOU LET TYSON KISS ME?!" Hilary screamed at Kenny and Max. "OH I AM SOOO GRAOSSED OUT, I'LL KILL YOU ONE DAY!!!!!!!" "Y-Y-Yeah but... If you hadn't press the button..." " I guess you're right. I-I uses I owe Tyson a apology."

"Why?" Rei asked, who was late on the scene. "Oh, bcause before you two came, I was screaming at Tyson for pointing out that my clothes show my... Well, you know." Rei sniggered. "And so... Where's Tyson?" Everyone looked around, and Tyson was no where to be found. Kai noticed that the bathroom was locked. "Hey, Tyson, are you in there?" " D-Don't come in... I... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Tyson?! TYSON?!"

-(END CHAPPY)-

Well, there's the end o Hilary. C ya peeps? I'm not evil. I don't kill peeps. Unless it has to end like that... Hehehe...

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