AN: Okay, i was jsut listening to the Television while reading some fanfic when that damned Mazda comercial with the ring tones?? Well this is harry eating breakfast while Uncle Vernon and DUdley are watching the TV.. and can anyone guess waht comcericail comes on?
here we go!!!
Ring Tones
Number four privet drive was slowly wakening on a beautiful day in june. Dudley, Harry Potter's whale of a cousin, had been up att night. Resently the Dursley family had gotten international dish tv, which ment that they got ALL the television channels in the world. Now, Dudley being the TV freak he is, we was staying up for all hours of the day and night watching it.
Sleepily, Harry stumbled downt he stairs and into the kitchen, where his cousin and large uncle were watching the dreaded machine. The two Dursley men had found a fasination with American televsion, so they were constantly watching it. Harry, had become so annoyed of teh thing, he started dreaming of ways to smash it to pieces. Even at teh daring thought of it, he broke out into an evil grin.Which his aunt sent odd looks to him.
Aunt Petuna walked intot he kitchen, and turned the television off. Dudley let out a whine, and Uncle VErnon, stood up.
"Whats the meaning of this?" He asid, turning a bit purple in teh face.
"You watch too much television!" she said, "We are going out today, so i suggest your get presentable!" she snapped and walked out of the kitchen again. Harry was atounded by his aunt. She had never done anything liekt that before. Uncle Verenon, however, turned the tv back on.
The Mazda car comercial came on. The ring tones of cell phones ringing in the Mazda words, 'Zoom zoom'. ANyone who had listened to that comcerial over many times would no dought, go crazy. ANd this exact comercial was the soul reason why Harry wanted to smash the tv into many many little bits. Harry watched the tv intently, planning his attack on it.
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Harry's aunt soon after rushed everyone out of the house, witht he exception of Harry, of course. His aunt had giving him a long list of shores to do while they were away. Harry, being used to all of it, breezed through them all within the first hour they were gone. He then turned his darkened gaze on to the tv, while was by accident left on.
The Mazda comercial was playing again, which made Harry's insane liek smile grow bigger. He stumbled through the shed int he back yard looking for one of Dudleys old baseball bats. It took difficulty, seeing as the sports stuff was hidden in the very back, but he found it non the less. He got out the metal one and pulled out a carving knife he found when he first entered his room, or Dudleys second bedroom.
Looking at the metal bat he thought of a name for it, "Tiffany". 'Perfect, my love.. soon you and i will rule the world!!' Harry thought, and cackled evilly as he carved the name into the metal bat. This was his Tiffany, and together, they would conqur the evil televison, and the ringing tones of 'zoom zoom'. Once he finished he scratched off the label off of it.
They snuck into the house, Harry grinning insanely, with an odd look in his emerald eyes. He looked as if he werent there, emptyness, insane emptyness filled his eyes. HE was lightly swinging the bat into his hand as she stood infront of the TV, which was again playing the Mazda ring tone comercial. The TV kept repeating it over and over again. Harry raised Tiffany above his head and slammed her down, onto the televison. Glass went flying everywhere, but he didnt noticed. Again and again he slammed the bat down ontot eh television. Beating it to a crumpled heap.
Harry's breathing was heavy as he he looked at the broken televison. But there was one problem that remained, he could still hear it. So, he marched off to teh livign room, and he could hear the comercial coming from the speakers, though there was no picture. He slammed Tiffany down again, smahing the other televison to anopther crumpled heap. THe ringing tones were still there.
Harry made his way throght hte house, smashing every television, and radio. He smiled insanely still, his grin growing wider by the second. He smashed everything insight. He laughed as he did it. FInally the ring tones stoped, and he didnt hear the comercial anymore. He regained clear vision, and looked around the house.. He did smash EVERYTHING. He heard a car pulling intot he drive way, and paled instantly. The Dursleys were back, and he had ruined everything in their home. He wouldnt have time to clean everything up, and fix everything. They were going ot oskin him alive for sure... Harry stood in the hall way, watching the door. He was he nob turn and he blacked out...
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Harry sat straight up in his bed. He had sweat rolling down the side of his face, and was breathing heavily. Look looked around his room, and saw that everything was in total darkness. He stood up and wlaked out of his room and down the hall way. Everything looked just fine. He went down the stairs, and saw that everything was as normal. Nothing smashed to pieces, everything in their rightful places.
"It was just a dream," he sighed and walked back up stairs. He layed back down in his bed, but something was in his way. He moved over and picked it up. It was cooled metal. he turned on his bed side lamp to find it was a baseball bat... a metal baseball bat with somthign carved intot he top. he put his glasses on and lookd at what hte carveing was..
There was one word on it.
Tiffany.
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AN: how do you like them apples?? Okay, so i was watching the olympics, and that comercial kept coming on, the Mazda one. So i decided to have harry spaz out and kill the television, as i would love to do when the comercial comes on..
Okay, i knwo that the grammar/spelling is prepbably relaly messed, but i relaly dont care. I jsut wanted that out of my system. And now it is.. I jsut hope you all enjoy it as much i enjoyed taking my wrath out on the tv!!!
CB