All right I don't own Zelda or The Daily Show. If I did I would not
ben doing this I would be swiming in my champang filled pool with Bill
Gates.
Key: =actions
()=thoughts
theme song plays while showing the crowd. Camera turns to Link
Link: Hello welcome to The Nightly Show. I'm your host Link.
Before we begin with the rest of our show we have some ergent news.
President Bush died............... his hair.
one person claps and laughs
Link: Wow tough crowd. Whell for our first story we'll go live to
Hylian Lake with coraspondant Gonzo the Pirate. Gonzo.
Gonzo: Thank you Link. A lot of deaths tonight Link. Sadly(yeah right)the informing
Kapereo beloved owl(God who rights this crap) died today. Everyone is
morning about this sad event.
Link: A Gonzo I don't mean to interupt but there seems to be some sort
of celebration in the background.
Gonzo: MAN LINK GIVE ME A BREAK! All right I'll leavle with you. NO
ONE LIKED HIM. He was so anoying that everyone is celebrating. Even
me.
Link: Is that a axe behind you back Gonzo.
Gonzo: Aaaaaaaa. Sorry we seam to be breacking upmakes static noises
back to you Link.
Link: Ok. Well now we have a exclusive interview Din the Goddess of
Power and Orcle of Seasons.
camera turns to Din walking onto stage and fallows her to her seat
Link: Welcome to the show.
Din: Thanks Link glad to be here.
Link: So your the Goddess of Power correct.
Din: Yes that would be true.
Link: Does it ever get boring being a goddess.
Din: Yes. Espicial when you give annoying little brats wearing green
clothes whith triphorces on there hands special weapons and they don't
thank you.(arnt I being specific enough)
Link: Hey thats to bad. I'll tell Mido to stop bothering you.
Din:Ok thank you Link(God how stupid are you, you twit. Do I have to
spell it out for you.)
Link: Well thank you for joining us.
Din: (seya)Goodbye you twit.
Link: What?
Din: Crap I mixed what I was thinking and what I was supposed to say.
Link:confused faceSorry I don't speak spanish. Well goodbye.
Link: Well today Ganon gave a speech today from atop his tower. Here
is the speech.
Ganon:yelling WERE GOING TO GO TO KOKORI FOREST THEN WERE GOING TO
ZORA HALL THEN LON LON RANCH THEN WERE GOING TO GO TO HYRULE CASTLE
AND TAKE IT BACK!!
Link:hidding behing desk, peaks over A excused be sir but that thing
in front of youironic voiceit's a microphone.
Link:Now we have a interview with someone who watched the speach.turns
to screen
Kokori Kid: I wish that Ganon would stop trying to take of Hyrule.
I wish he could have just lived a normal life.
Link: But if Ganon lived a normal life then I would have never left
Kokori Forest and then I would have never stoped the moon from
crushing Termania wich means............TO THE TIME MACHINE BATMAN!
Link: Now we go to our coraspondant Marin. Marin
Marin:to wolfoes fighting in backgroundThank you Link.
Link: How did this start Marin.
Marin: Well it started herepoints then over therepoints then it
went and the whole pack joined inpoints and this all started because
someone lost a Link signed trading card.
Link: Why would Wolfoes care about my trading card. THE FREAKING
TRYIED TO KILL ME.
Marin: WEll it turns out they love you herekicks open door
huge shrine glowing and playing holy music
Link: Wow. This is strange.
Marin: I know now over here Walks to Empty spot this is were you
Were supposed to be, but the didnt get you Because you wiped out
there race in a bloody MASSACRE!!
Link: Well thats my job.
Link: Thank you all for watching. Now get off your butts and start
doing something besides watching TV. Stay classy Hyrule.plays theme
song
Credits
Author Zoraboy
Host Link
Coraspondant Gonzo
#2 Marin
Special Thanks to Kokori Kid for helping my creat this.
ben doing this I would be swiming in my champang filled pool with Bill
Gates.
Key: =actions
()=thoughts
theme song plays while showing the crowd. Camera turns to Link
Link: Hello welcome to The Nightly Show. I'm your host Link.
Before we begin with the rest of our show we have some ergent news.
President Bush died............... his hair.
one person claps and laughs
Link: Wow tough crowd. Whell for our first story we'll go live to
Hylian Lake with coraspondant Gonzo the Pirate. Gonzo.
Gonzo: Thank you Link. A lot of deaths tonight Link. Sadly(yeah right)the informing
Kapereo beloved owl(God who rights this crap) died today. Everyone is
morning about this sad event.
Link: A Gonzo I don't mean to interupt but there seems to be some sort
of celebration in the background.
Gonzo: MAN LINK GIVE ME A BREAK! All right I'll leavle with you. NO
ONE LIKED HIM. He was so anoying that everyone is celebrating. Even
me.
Link: Is that a axe behind you back Gonzo.
Gonzo: Aaaaaaaa. Sorry we seam to be breacking upmakes static noises
back to you Link.
Link: Ok. Well now we have a exclusive interview Din the Goddess of
Power and Orcle of Seasons.
camera turns to Din walking onto stage and fallows her to her seat
Link: Welcome to the show.
Din: Thanks Link glad to be here.
Link: So your the Goddess of Power correct.
Din: Yes that would be true.
Link: Does it ever get boring being a goddess.
Din: Yes. Espicial when you give annoying little brats wearing green
clothes whith triphorces on there hands special weapons and they don't
thank you.(arnt I being specific enough)
Link: Hey thats to bad. I'll tell Mido to stop bothering you.
Din:Ok thank you Link(God how stupid are you, you twit. Do I have to
spell it out for you.)
Link: Well thank you for joining us.
Din: (seya)Goodbye you twit.
Link: What?
Din: Crap I mixed what I was thinking and what I was supposed to say.
Link:confused faceSorry I don't speak spanish. Well goodbye.
Link: Well today Ganon gave a speech today from atop his tower. Here
is the speech.
Ganon:yelling WERE GOING TO GO TO KOKORI FOREST THEN WERE GOING TO
ZORA HALL THEN LON LON RANCH THEN WERE GOING TO GO TO HYRULE CASTLE
AND TAKE IT BACK!!
Link:hidding behing desk, peaks over A excused be sir but that thing
in front of youironic voiceit's a microphone.
Link:Now we have a interview with someone who watched the speach.turns
to screen
Kokori Kid: I wish that Ganon would stop trying to take of Hyrule.
I wish he could have just lived a normal life.
Link: But if Ganon lived a normal life then I would have never left
Kokori Forest and then I would have never stoped the moon from
crushing Termania wich means............TO THE TIME MACHINE BATMAN!
Link: Now we go to our coraspondant Marin. Marin
Marin:to wolfoes fighting in backgroundThank you Link.
Link: How did this start Marin.
Marin: Well it started herepoints then over therepoints then it
went and the whole pack joined inpoints and this all started because
someone lost a Link signed trading card.
Link: Why would Wolfoes care about my trading card. THE FREAKING
TRYIED TO KILL ME.
Marin: WEll it turns out they love you herekicks open door
huge shrine glowing and playing holy music
Link: Wow. This is strange.
Marin: I know now over here Walks to Empty spot this is were you
Were supposed to be, but the didnt get you Because you wiped out
there race in a bloody MASSACRE!!
Link: Well thats my job.
Link: Thank you all for watching. Now get off your butts and start
doing something besides watching TV. Stay classy Hyrule.plays theme
song
Credits
Author Zoraboy
Host Link
Coraspondant Gonzo
#2 Marin
Special Thanks to Kokori Kid for helping my creat this.