I don't own Zelda so leave me alone. O and I don't own the Daily Show
either.
camera show audiance while playing theme song;turns to Link Link: Hello welcome to the Nightly Show. I'm you host Link. For are first story we go to coraspondant Gonzo. Gonzo.
Gonzo: Thank you link. Today in Kokoriko Village 2 banks were robed.
What am I saying they only have 1 bank. In fact the bank robbers came in and founded a bank. They made acount offers, they gave away tosters.
Then they robed there own bank. What were they on when they thought up that plan.
Link: Well interesting. Whare were all the nights Gonzo.
Gonzo: Well Link. Princess Zelda had a press confrence today and they had raised the homeland security leavel yesterday so they needed more guards.
Link: O yes I forgot to tell you guys last time. They just raised the Ganon threat leval. They were on "be afraid" they skipped "be very afraid" and went right to "So scared you can't wet your pants".
Gonzo: Yes. We have all kinds of security. Patrol boats, guards, and tons and tons of viseous dogs. So if Ganons planing anything involving cats. Think again. Back to you Link.
Link: Thank you Gonzo. And now we go to coraspondant Marin were we are at the Ganon press confrence. Over to you Marin.
Marin: Ganon is about to speak. Here he is.
Ganon: I had spys at Zelda speech and she asked some questions. I would like to answer those questions.......
Link: A, C, The Santa Maria, Gold Finch, Pete Best, and its a trick question, You dont bery survivors.
Link: We'll be right back.
Comercial: Yes this product is #1. Sidefect are rolls huge list and in some cases death.
Link: Weclome back. Today we have an interview with Miku of the Indi-gos give it up.
camera turns to Miku and fallows him to stage
Link: Welcome Miku.
Miku: Hey man thanks for havin me.
Link: Hey man so how are you hangin in the Rock bizz?
Miku stares a LinkMiku: What the heck are you on.
Link: I just wanted to talk cool..... So you play guitar. Do you wright any songs. No we leave that up to the piano dude. I just can't seem to come up with songs.
Waitress: Sir would you like another drink.
Miku: Sure. Hit me baby, one more time. Hey that could be a song.
No that wont work.
Link: So what band would you say your in compition with the most.
Miku: What do you bloody mean. Were the only freaking band.
Link:looks at camera man What? No we can't be out of Time already.
I can't be. No you wrong.
Camera Man: You freaking idot your out of time.throws watch at Link
Link:link picks it up Well what do you know. Were all out of time.
Seya. theme song plays and credits roll
camera show audiance while playing theme song;turns to Link Link: Hello welcome to the Nightly Show. I'm you host Link. For are first story we go to coraspondant Gonzo. Gonzo.
Gonzo: Thank you link. Today in Kokoriko Village 2 banks were robed.
What am I saying they only have 1 bank. In fact the bank robbers came in and founded a bank. They made acount offers, they gave away tosters.
Then they robed there own bank. What were they on when they thought up that plan.
Link: Well interesting. Whare were all the nights Gonzo.
Gonzo: Well Link. Princess Zelda had a press confrence today and they had raised the homeland security leavel yesterday so they needed more guards.
Link: O yes I forgot to tell you guys last time. They just raised the Ganon threat leval. They were on "be afraid" they skipped "be very afraid" and went right to "So scared you can't wet your pants".
Gonzo: Yes. We have all kinds of security. Patrol boats, guards, and tons and tons of viseous dogs. So if Ganons planing anything involving cats. Think again. Back to you Link.
Link: Thank you Gonzo. And now we go to coraspondant Marin were we are at the Ganon press confrence. Over to you Marin.
Marin: Ganon is about to speak. Here he is.
Ganon: I had spys at Zelda speech and she asked some questions. I would like to answer those questions.......
Link: A, C, The Santa Maria, Gold Finch, Pete Best, and its a trick question, You dont bery survivors.
Link: We'll be right back.
Comercial: Yes this product is #1. Sidefect are rolls huge list and in some cases death.
Link: Weclome back. Today we have an interview with Miku of the Indi-gos give it up.
camera turns to Miku and fallows him to stage
Link: Welcome Miku.
Miku: Hey man thanks for havin me.
Link: Hey man so how are you hangin in the Rock bizz?
Miku stares a LinkMiku: What the heck are you on.
Link: I just wanted to talk cool..... So you play guitar. Do you wright any songs. No we leave that up to the piano dude. I just can't seem to come up with songs.
Waitress: Sir would you like another drink.
Miku: Sure. Hit me baby, one more time. Hey that could be a song.
No that wont work.
Link: So what band would you say your in compition with the most.
Miku: What do you bloody mean. Were the only freaking band.
Link:looks at camera man What? No we can't be out of Time already.
I can't be. No you wrong.
Camera Man: You freaking idot your out of time.throws watch at Link
Link:link picks it up Well what do you know. Were all out of time.
Seya. theme song plays and credits roll