Disclaimer: welcome to chapter 3! Apparently I am having trouble due Oni Link holding the sword to my throat.

Oni Link: How dare you not get detailed!

Disclaimer: well sorry if I was playing Sonic Heroes at the same time!

Shadow: yeah, lay off.

Oni Link: no I will not.

Disclaimer: oh! If you had read the fanfic called "a gay ol fanfic with Vegeta" I did NOT write it...that was done by my older sister who wanted to use my pen name -_-

Sonic: she doesn't own Zelda or us.

Disclaimer: with that said, lets start chapter 3!

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Bakura entered Goran village (forgot exact name) to see it was empty, with the exception of a goron rolling around the seconf floor. Bakura and Yugi went to the second level and watched as it rolled. Bakura got a bomb and hit it, it stops and looks at him.

"oh no! one of Yami's men! What? Your not? My name is Bakura!" it said.

"my name is Bakura." Bakura said, hoping this was some weird joke.

"my father named me after you...my father is Darunia...you have to help us!" then the long story.

As Bakura listened he crossed his arms and pretended to pay attention while Yami payed full attention. When he finished he smiled.

"will you help us?"

"sure thing." Bakura said, unsure of what exactly he had to do.

"great! Here...a heat-resistant tunic! Oh there is a secret passage to the temple in my father's room. Just pull the statue."

Bakura walked into the room then grabbed Yami by the wings and held him close to his face.

"ok...what is it EXACTLY we have to do?" Bakura said.

"in the temple, Yami revived volvagia, locked the goron's in there and now he is going to let Volvagia as a reminder of what will happen if anyone defies him!" Yugi said.

"ok...so beat volvagia...got it." Bakura said then started to run for the temple.

"there is something you should know."

"NOT NOW! I MUST SAVE RYOU!!!"

"..."

Bakura used the hookshot to get across the bridge, again he met shiek.

"we meet again Bakura...I will teach you the song, Borelo of fire."

"not again." Bakura whispered to himself.

After Sheik left Bakura sighed, then realized how hot it was in here.

"change into your new Tunic." Yugi said.

After changing Bakura entered the temple and noticed a ladder.

"jump can't be that far down." Bakura said, "jumping in would be much faster than climbing down."

"BAKURA!!! WAI---"

Bakura jumps then realizes that it was far down, he landed on his back and moaned in pain as he stood there. Yugi floated above him and shook his head. "I tried to warn you." Yugi said.

Bakura coughed up a little blood and moaned in pain again as he got up he rubbed his back softly then stood up.

"ugh. Remind me to check how deep the jumps are." Bakura said as he looked around.

"why do you think there was a ladder?" Yugi said.

"can it...or I'll stick you in a bottle." Bakura said as he waved an empty bottle around.

"I will shut up now."

Bakura climbed the stairs and entered the door which was NOT locked. He then noticed Darunia across the large room with magma.

"Bakura! Is that you!? How you've grown! But we can catch up later. I need your help. Behind this door is Volvagia...find the megaton hammer and defeat him!" Darunia said.

"very well."

Bakura sighed as he made jump after jump in the room just to get a simple key and free a Goron. this is going to be a LONG day Bakura said.

As they journeyed through the temple Yugi danced around Bakura's head, once in a while helping Bakura fight a monster. About 48 monsters later they found the boss key and the final Goron. As Bakura and Yugi stood in front of the boss door, Bakura thought for a second and then looked at Yugi.

"what is Volvagia...exactly." Bakura said as they walked in.

"Yugi...well he is..." Yugi stopped, his eyes widened in fear as he saw the massive dragon emerge from the hole. "that."

"holy fuckin shit! I have to fight THAT!?

Bakura took a deep breath then jumped on it's back and whacked it on the head with the hammer. The realized what a dumb idea that was, because he was burned.

"OW OW OWWWWW!" Bakura yelled as he patted the fire off.

"you have to wait till it's head comes out of one of the holes THEN whack it!"

When the dragon finally broke apart Bakura took a deep breath and took the heart container and entered the pillar of light. Again he was in the Sacred Realm where Darunia gave him the Fire medallion. Bakura took a deep breath when back in the crater, he then ran outside and collaped on the mountain side, breathing deeply. Drenched in sweat. Yugi took off then came back with a cute tiny bucket and splashed him with water.

"thank...I so needed that." Bakura said. "so where nexr?"

"Zora's domain." Yugi said.

"great...just let me...breathe."

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Disclaimer: there! Chapter 3 complete!

Oni Link: a little better...you live, for now.

Shadow: shut it fairy boy!

Oni Link: YOU SHUT IT!

Sonic: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT!

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