AN- This is a parody of that song at the beginning of the movie, "Bring it on". It's Torrance's dream. Instead of cheerleaders singing, it's the Gun Ho Guns. It's my attempt at parody. I don't know if it's any good, but that's what reviewing if for! This is a totally new genre for me. I usually write romance and all that. Please be nice! Oh, and my best friend, Danielle, helped me out with this one so give her some credit. She's friendsfan7225. You can read her fanfic Humorous Fluff. She's working on another chapter. It's all really pointless. Just a barrel of laughs from my old pal. Ok. I'll stop advertising.
We are Gun Ho Guns!!!
Midvally the Hornfreak- We're sexy!
Zazie the Beast- We're cute!
All- We're evil to boot! We're dangerous!
Legato, Rai-dei the Blade, Midvally, Wolfwood, and Knives- Great hair!
All- The girls-
Dominique the Cyclops- and guys-
All- all love to stare!
Legato, Wolfwood, and Knives- We're hot! You're not! We dominate this spot!
All- Who are we? Just guess! We can make a mess!
Gray the Nine Lives and Caine the Long shot- We barely ever smile!
Monev the Gale, E.G. Mine, Rai-dei, Hoppered the Gauntlet, Gray, Leonav the Puppet master, Caine, and Chapel the Evergreen- And many think we're vile!
Legato, Dominique, Midvally, Wolfwood, and Knives- Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful!
All- Well we don't like you either! We're Gun Ho Guns! We are Gun Ho Guns!
-Roll Call! I'm big bad Knives!
-Ca- ca- ca- Caine!
-Le- le- Legato! (Cat sound)
-Dude its Dominique!
-Just call me Rai-dei!
-I'm still bad Knives!
Knives- I sizzle! I scorch! But now I pass the torch! The ballads are in and one guy-
Dominique- or girl-
Knives- has to win! He's evil! He won! And now he's number one! Ki- kick it, Wolfwood! W- w- w- Wolfwood!
All except Wolfwood- Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Halleluuuuujah!
Wolfwood- I'm strong and I'm loud! I'm gonna make you proud! I'm W- w-w- Wolfwood! Your leader, Wolfwood!
"Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!" Vash screamed. He was breathing hard and cold sweat was forming on his very pale face. "That was the freakiest, scariest, most disturbing nightmare I've ever had!" Then he fell back into bed, asleep before his head touched the pillow.
AN- Haha! Funny! I know. I've got too much time on my hands. That's going to change once I get more homework. Of course it's the first week of school and that doesn't happen yet. I hope you people liked it. I know I didn't get everything right. Just imagine all the Gun Ho Guns cheering. But please don't imagine them in cheerleading outfits! I know you just did! Bad readers, bad! It's a very disturbing concept. Don't be evil and gross! I hope you had fun reading this because I sure had fun writing it with Danielle. R&R!